Silly Silly Man - Blog Posts
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Ghost Chicken
My boyfriend, the sweetest man in existence, who is very peculiar about cuss words, came up to me after I gave him my left over chicken schnitzel and said the following:
Him: I apologise for how crude I'm about to be, but I am this close to buying an oujia board just so that I can tell that chicken he served cunt.
WHO : amos diggory & anyone. WHERE : sugarplum's sweet shop, diagon alley. WHEN : late afternoon.
With Cedric momentarily distracted by a kid floating around after chewing on some Fizzing Whizzbees, Amos was taking his chances by loading his Sugarplum's basket full of treats. The kids on the Little League team he coached had reached the semi-finals today ā and they were expecting a reward. While he wondered how much of this could be put down under 'equipment costs budget', Amos spotted the gold mine ā a bowl full of discounted Sugar Quills. "Dibs!" He called, just as he grabbed the bowl right before the next person trying to reach for it, looking (and feeling) particularly childish. "Sorry, it's a Sugar Quill emergency ā if you want any, you're going to have to fight me for them."
