This is somehow both 8yo me and the reason 8yo me slept in bathtubs fighting for my life three nights straight after my dad forced my sleep paralysis having self to watch M Night Shamalan’s 2002 film, Signs, for the first time
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I decided to make this because to me “Fruits Basket” was the “Steven Universe” for me before I even watched the latter show. Tohru is kind of like Steven in a way, healing lost broken things/people with their kindness and loving nature. Tohru even has a dead mother and lives with 3 other people. That’s pretty much it though.
One reason why I’m doing this is because I wanted to make a “Steven Universe” version of this anime since anime is definitely smiled upon in that show. So in my headcanon the show in that universe will be called Fruit Salad (call me out if you can think of a better title). Instead of turning into animals when stressed or hugged by the opposite sex, they will turn into their true form as aliens from another galaxy. So there’s no need to worry them being naked when they change back. That’s pretty much all I got for now considering it’s just a headcanon of an anime within a cartoon show.
So here’s the list so far.
Hatsuharu – Garnet (Gem Placement: nose, forehead, chest, left hand, or right hand)
Kisa – Amethyst (Gem Placement: stomach or back)
Momiji – Aquamarine (Gem Placement: chest, stomach, or back)
Hatori – Diamond (Gem Placement: one of his eyes, forehead, or back)
Ayame - Emerald (Gem Placement: chest, neck, tongue, or uvula)
Isuzu – Pearl (Gem Placement: chest or nose)
Hiro – Ruby (Gem Placement: forehead or neck)
Ritsu – Peridot (Gem Placement: stomach or back)
Kureno – Sapphire (Gem Placement: stomach)
Shigure – Opal (Gem Placement: forehead or neck)
Kagura – Topaz (Gem Placement: chest, right hand, or left hand)
Yuki – Turquoise (Gem Placement: forehead)
Kyo – Bloodstone (because of his beads for is bracelet were from bones and some were dipped with blood. Not to mention that it was a stand-in for the March birthstone. This is one of the closest months to February, the month of the Tiger. Tiger being a feline that should be quite fitting for the unofficial year of the cat) (Gem Placement: Nose, chest, right hand, or left hand)
Akito - Serpentine (SNEOPLE!) (Gem Placement: forehead)
This are not set in stone (pun intended). This is just a basis for what their gems need to be to fit with their cursed years. If you want to help find a gem that truly fits them and still corresponds with their animal month. Here’s something to help. Just search the stones for their following signs (except for Kyo and Akito. They’re the rebels).
Hatsuharu – Capricorn
Kisa – Aquarius
Momiji – Pisces
Hatori – Aries
Ayame - Taurus
Isuzu – Gemini
Hiro – Cancer
Ritsu – Leo
Kureno – Virgo
Shigure – Libra
Kagura – Scorpio
Yuki – Sagittarius
Just to be clear I’m going by their cursed dates, not birthdates (if I was there would have been 4 rubies and 2 garnets). Be free to help decide where all their gem placements should be. Just keep in my mind that “gem placements = personality influence” is the unspoken canon of the Steven Universe show.
Thank you for reading and have a blessed day.
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(Based on a real conversation)
Cancer: Yo what if we were living in a simulation? What if none of this was actually real? What if animals were supposed to be the ‘humans’ of the world but there was a glitch in the system and they were too lazy to fix it? What if the moon was a hologram? What if Donald Trump was trying to let Hillary win but then he realized he could be the most famous person so he betrayed her to become president in the end? What if everything like Wendy Williams fainting and Britney Spears going crazy was just a way from distracting us from real problems? What if-- Gemini: You need to stop watching Shane Dawson.
Aries: Barney
Taurus: Wow Wow Wubzy
Gemini: Caillou
Cancer: Max & Ruby
Leo: Lazytown
Virgo: Sesame Street
Libra: Dora The Explorer
Scorpio: Powerpuff Girls
Sagittarius: Oswald
Capricorn: The Backyardigans
Aquarius: Tomas the Train
Pisces: Teletubbies
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Did Mars once have life? To help answer that question, an international team of scientists created an incredibly powerful miniature chemistry laboratory, set to ride on the next Mars rover.
The instrument, called the Mars Organic Molecule Analyzer Mass Spectrometer (MOMA-MS), will form a key part of the ExoMars Rover, a joint mission between the European Space Agency (ESA) and Roscosmos. A mass spectrometer is crucial to send to Mars because it reveals the elements that can be found there. A Martian mass spectrometer takes a sample, typically of powdered rock, and distinguishes the different elements in the sample based on their mass.
After 8 years of designing, building, and testing, NASA scientists and engineers from NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center said goodbye to their tiny chemistry lab and shipped it to Italy in a big pink box. Building a tiny instrument capable of conducting chemical analysis is difficult in any setting, but designing one that has to launch on a huge rocket, fly through the vacuum of space, and then operate on a planet with entirely different pressure and temperature systems? That’s herculean. And once on Mars, MOMA has a very important job to do. NASA Goddard Center Director Chris Scolese said, “This is the first intended life-detecting instrument that we have sent to Mars since Viking.”
The MOMA instrument will be capable of detecting a wide variety of organic molecules. Organic compounds are commonly associated with life, although they can be created by non-biological processes as well. Organic molecules contain carbon and hydrogen, and can include oxygen, nitrogen, and other elements.
To find these molecules on Mars, the MOMA team had to take instruments that would normally occupy a couple of workbenches in a chemistry lab and shrink them down to roughly the size of a toaster oven so they would be practical to install on a rover.
MOMA-MS, the mass spectrometer on the ExoMars rover, will build on the accomplishments from the Sample Analysis at Mars (SAM), an instrument suite on the Curiosity rover that includes a mass spectrometer. SAM collects and analyzes samples from just below the surface of Mars while ExoMars will be the first to explore deep beneath the surface, with a drill capable of taking samples from as deep as two meters (over six feet). This is important because Mars’s thin atmosphere and spotty magnetic field offer little protection from space radiation, which can gradually destroy organic molecules exposed on the surface. However, Martian sediment is an effective shield, and the team expects to find greater abundances of organic molecules in samples from beneath the surface.
On completion of the instrument, MOMA Project Scientist Will Brinckerhoff praised his colleagues, telling them, “You have had the right balance of skepticism, optimism, and ambition. Seeing this come together has made me want to do my best.”
In addition to the launch of the ESA and Roscosmos ExoMars Rover, in 2020, NASA plans to launch the Mars 2020 Rover, to search for signs of past microbial life. We are all looking forward to seeing what these two missions will find when they arrive on our neighboring planet.
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I recently tried repeating affirmations and assumptions all day long. I didn't experience the shifting I expected, but I found an interesting clue as to why shifting is delayed. I practiced these affirmations and assumptions to the limit, and one day, I suddenly experienced that my consciousness was deeply attached to this reality and the feeling of anxiety. At that moment, a scene from another world came to me, and I felt a very specific, strong, and distinct feeling in the scene. When I withdrew my attention and interest from the existing reality, all of this disappeared as if it had never existed in the first place.
From this experience, I learned that the reason shifting or manifestation is delayed is because of the strong immersion in this reality. Even if we are not conscious of it, our consciousness is very, very attached to this reality. It is so attached that we only feel this one feeling, which is this reality, so paradoxically, we feel nothing. However, if our consciousness is sufficiently detached from reality, we can feel another reality specifically and clearly.
I have been repeating this since this experience, paying attention to my consciousness and sense of presence. It has only been a few weeks since I started, but I keep seeing signs around me. For example, repetitive numbers like 1111, 333, 2222. I feel like this is the simplest and most essential method.
I wish you and I success! In the end, we will all succeed! Good luck on your journey.
Pisces holds some of the wisdome from all the previous 11 signs, which makes it the most wise sign but also the most confused one
Sagittarius people can be pretty bad liars
Ascendant is more about aura and energy than physical appearance
There's not a reason for this, but women Gemini Sun have a bad reputation
Taurus in 5th loves luxurious things
Possible Stelliums can be as important as your Sun, Moon and Mercury sign
Aquarius is the most realistic air sign
Pisces Sun/Moon/Mercury talks in a weird way and it's like they're living inside their own reality
Combinations of Cancer and Libra or 4th and 7th indicate marriage at a young age or pleasure when thinking about marriage
At their worse, Capricorns symbolize the love under conditions. Loving someone because they have hidden reasons behind it
Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius in 3rd, 5th, 7th, 10th and 11th, may indicate love for the city
Venus in Taurus is earthly, steady, loving, compassionate, predictable, slow, romantic and loves sensual pleasure, while Venus in Libra is fairy like, light, romantic, sensitive, diplomatic, charming and enjoys pleasing others
Libra is known as the most fair but also indecisive sign
Planets in 9th and 11th will make an open person that supports difference and small groups (black people, LGBTQ+, feminists etc.)
Cancer is talented at getting what they want in really quick ways
Virgo Sun/Venus/Mars will be very private and uncomfortable when taking about sex
This is not a fact, but all Virgos I know, love technology and tattoos. The technology thing maybe is connected to Mercury, Virgo's planet that symbolizes communication and media etc. I don't really know about the tattoos
When Saturn comes into our Sun sign, it's a period in our lives to reflect and heal. When Saturn returns to our birth's Saturn sign, we feel mostly blue but also responsible and mature
All Sagittarius people like travelling
Scorpio Sun/Mercury/Mars is extremely patient and dominant personalities
Planets in 1st show areas of our lives where we have leadership abilities on
Water signs except Scorpio (who is fixed), tend to change and adapt their behaviour depending on the situations. A Pisces Sun/Moon for example can change personalities just in seconds and from pure quiet they go to loud sexy etc
Never tell a Taurus or Pisces Sun/Moon/Ascedant/Mercury/Mars to hurry up
The common core of the polarity of Virgo and Pisces is that they are both about service. Virgo services people in practical, realistic and physical ways while Pisces wants to serve by emotions, wisdom and spiritual healing
Aquatius more than any other sign, can be addicted to sports' teams
Mars in a fire sign or in a fire house, indicates a strong body
Jupiter in Cancer will be lazy and will love good food
Taurus Sun/Ascendant may have big necks and short hair
Capricorn Sun/Ascendant may have eye or bone problems
Pisces likes water more than the other water signs, and probably more than any sign
Leo Sun is very confident and feel like they run their environment
Capricorns can have big ears
Gemini Ascendant is always curious, has really opened eyes that look everywhere
Cancer Sun/Moon/Venus/Ascendant/Mars attracts bullies
Cancer is really good at controlling money
Cancer is more sentimental and Pisces is more mystical
Capricorn in 9th will love flights that are connected to their job
Scorpio Ascendant/Sun has deep eyes that are hard to be read
Aries is stubborn but after some minutes they change decisions and then becomes stubborn again etc
Leo people may like having really long hair
Scorpio, Gemini and Aquarius are the ones to experiment with their hair more than the other signs
Your Moon shows how you see your mother
Your Sun can show how you see your father
It is not very possible, but your 3rd house may indicate the sign of your sibling(s)
Libra Ascendant people may be either overweight or underweight
Venus in the 6th, 8th, and 12th can be attracted to sexually ambiguous people, that are generally really private about their sexuality
Pisces and Cancer Moon is somehow able to forgive anything and anyone (the time it takes, depends on the Mars sign too) and Pisces Moon is the most likely to believe that criminals should not be punished, but healed, no matter what they did
Capricorn in 4th will enjoy a work they can do from home
Mercury/Sun/Jupiter in 3rd will prefer online courses and Mercury/Sun/Jupiter in 9th will prefer to travel abroad in order to study (that really depends on your Jupiter sign too)
Placements of Sagittarius or 9th house show that the person will avoid negative people no matter what
Moon in 5th/12th will attract dramatic people and will have a hard time escaping from toxic relationships, especially if the Moon's sign is Leo or Pisces
Basically, Capricorns are attracted to sensitive, kind-hearted people but they also want you to be serious and responsible for your mistakes
10th can show insecurities you have when your are around people
All possible combinations of Gemini, Pisces, Virgo,3rd, 12th and 6th, create an active mind that never stops over-thinking and analyzing things
Pluto in the house of your Ascendant will make it hard for someone to express themselves the way they want to
Sun, Moon, or Mars in 6th or 10th makes the most realistic people
Libra Mercury has a lovely voice and may like flirting, while Taurus Mercury has a calming and trusting voice
When Mars or Saturn touch water signs, they become lazy, unmotivated and apathetic, but Mars in Scorpio can be pretty strategic and aggressive
Moon/Mercury in Scorpio and Sun/Moon/Mercury/Neptune/Pluto in the 8th house children, will hide most of their personal stuff from their family and may face problems with lying on purpose
Aries and Sagittarius Moon or Mercury people, are brutally honest, direct and always have an answer for everything in an argument
It's probable that someone's Moon or Mercury signs/houses may influence them more than their Sun's
Virgo is extremely private when it comes to sexuality, while Pisces and Gemini are mostly confused about it
Mercury in 5th indicates a good singing voice
Negative aspects between Moon and Pluto indicate eating disorders
Pisces in 20° is very lazy and likes giving orders
Venus shows your taste in fashion, but the 2nd house is more important when it comes to how you dress
It's hard to hear the heartbeat of someone with many planets in water signs or houses
Moon and Mars in fire houses, indicate warm hands and generally warm bodies
Aquarius Moon/Mercury can be much more self-centered than Leo in these planets
Libra Moon seeks more harmony in social relationships than Libra Sun
Uranus, Neptune and Pluto affect whole generations of people
Planets in their exaltation sings have more potential for development, than in their natural signs
People with Mars in Aries, Taurus, Leo, Capricorn or in 1st, 2nd and 5th, hide an animalistic side, especially in sex
The house our Pluto is in, shows ways we can transform ourselves
Our 11th house, shows things we are innovative about
Our future job is connected to our MC and Part of Fortune while Saturn and Jupiter show what we need from our job. For example MC in Gemini indicates a career in communication, media, writing etc and a Jupiter in Taurus indicates that what we need from our career is security and stability