Sam And Frodo - Blog Posts
“He never had any real hope in the affair from the beginning; but being a cheerful hobbit he had not needed hope, as long as despair could be postponed.”
The comic is based on a scene from the chapter “The passage of the marshes”
can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
watching lord of the rings w my friends and
“granddaddy gandalf”
“no, he’s grandalf”
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“this movie just makes me want to play elden ring you know that right?”
“i want to elden my ring”
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“it’s bilbo baggins!”
“no, it’s dildo baggins.”
“nah, it’s didlo haggins”
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“i want gandalf to open my door”
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“it’s jesus!”
“it’s cate blanchett”
“who’s to say cate blanchett isn’t jesus?”
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“pretty lady with a sword!”
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“I murder spiders on sight this is my punishment” - friend who is terrified of spiders
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“i am no man” - the movie
“marry me!!”
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((pippin has just found merry after the battle for gondor))
“kiss him! kiss him!! tell him that you love him!”
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((Sam has just stabbed an orc to save Frodo))
“It’s Sting!”
“FRODO ITS YOUR LOVER!!”
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“but what if sam just wants to make gardens? i’d let him”
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“aww, gimli and legolas are besties”
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“yo, frodo just actually needs to go outside and touch some grass”
“he’s already outside he just needs to touch some grass”
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“no this is perfect sam is like ‘i’m so gay for you’ and frodo’s like ‘i’m actually asexual but thank you’”
“… anyways now kiss”
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“ORLAAANDO BLOOM”
“orlando blooom”
“i want him to look at me like that”
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((frodo just woke up))
“imagine if random characters from pirates of the caribbean walked in”
“no no no imagine voldemort just fuckin walks through the door-”
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((gandalf places crown on aragorn))
“ GRYFFINDOR”
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“AWW THEY KISSED ON THE MOUTH! IN PUBLIC!”
“I would let him (aragorn) lick my teeth”
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“why are hobbits so frikin hot?”
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((elf says something in elvish))
“shut the fuck up i don’t speak french”
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“how can you call this movie a masterpiece when no men kiss each other on the mouth?”
“straight people are still valid”
“no”
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“NIPPLE DOORS”
Sauron is watching ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)