Assassin Philza, learns that he just left a 6 year old Tommy orphaned, and adopts him, but forgets to tell his son Techno, so now, Techno has to deal with a orphan child stealing his father.
(he ends up getting attached)
~
On the other side, Wilbur comes home for a funeral, and finds his little brother missing and hell comes reigning down.
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/michael-b-my-beloved/677686428201779200
^ I made more shit related to the au here
So I was reading Tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains and accidently saw some very angsty siren art and started crying, but then I actually read it and Wilbur get's revived and the first thing I think is
Sbi au, in which Kristin is the queen, and Techno and Wilbur are her kids, but then Kristin dies, and Wilbur has to become king, but the pressure gets to him and he runs away and is found by Tommy and Phil, who are these random villagers who have no idea who Wilbur is, and take him in.
On the other hand, now Techno is King, and is trying to find Wilbur with the help of Ranboo, who is a knight-in-training, who has no idea what he's doing, but Techno likes him so its okay.
Oh, and Tubbo is Tommy's friend who knows who Wilbur is but won't tell anyone because Wilbur pleaded/ threatened him.
TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY KNOWS
Crime Boys Superhero AU, where Tommyinnit was a former child hero, mostly seen as a sidekick to Wilbur, now dead.
Wilbur had been killed by anti-hero Phil after rescuing people from a fire (at least, that's what they want you to think)
A lot of people want Tommy back on field, but without knowing his whereabouts, Tommy stays out of sight, and soon out of mind.
That is, until a new villain turns up. He's dressed like how Wilbur was, and there's a stab wound over his heart.
Most people think of him as simply making fun of the former #1 hero's death.
Tommy knows better.
the early lmanberg brainrot is real and it refuses to leave me
It was in the Camarvan that Wilbur had held Fundy in his arms for the first time and whispered promises to the new-born, tear tracks fresh on his face.
It was in the Camarvan that Tommy had looked at him, with wide eyes and mouth agape, finally sinking in that this was Wilbur's son.
It was in the Camarvan that Tubbo learned how to tie diapers, until it had become ingrained in his brain. Tubbo would forget about it until later, when another child walked into his life.
It was here that Eret would ruffle his hair, talking fondly to him even when Fundy was sure he had done everything wrong.
It was in the Camarvan that Lmanberg and Fundy's childhood had started, and though Fundy's childhood had been mere months, it was with the Camarvan's destruction, that Fundy's childhood ended
Mentally hitting myself for not wishing Michael_Beloved a very happy birthday.
Dream is crying in his room and playing Taylor Swift, its true, Patches told me.
I don't know about you, but I'm going to love messing with the new fans the Percy Jackson show will bring.
I have a headcanon that when Michael grows up, he becomes a history nerd and is always asking others about wars and other things.
Imagine him asking Eret about Lmanberg, and being very grumpy with him for a day after learning about the betrayal.
And he really wants to ask Tommy, but Tubbo's warned him to not go around opening old scars.
And imagine him asking Techno about Pogtopia, imagine Techno not really wanting to, but taking one look at Michael's big eye and giving in.
Imagine that journal filling with stories of the past, imagine Tommy leaving bits and pieces of the more peaceful parts, imagine Tubbo doodling the lmanberg flag in the corner. Imagine Michael with this book filled with memories, some painful, some good. But memories nevertheless.
The no way home ending was just Tom Holland's Peter going "I'm going to be just like my older brothers!!! :D". I know I'm right.
Friend : Hey so you know the DSMP-
Me, not ready to get obsessed over something new : NO DON'T-
reading episode 116 of muted is like ascending to the astral plane, as the comments said.
remember that one post of me simping for yelena and wanda?
*simping intensifies
Wanda Maximoff and Yelena Belova : *exists
Me : You give me no choice but to *simp
No but you know the bridge from Seven that goes
‘ And I've been meaning to tell you I think your house is haunted Your dad is always mad and that must be why And I think you should come live with me And we can be pirates Then you won't have to cry Or hide in the closet And just like a folk song Our love will be passed on ‘
And I’ve never realized it but this feels like that one gay childhood love story.
Like ‘or hide in the closet’? The CLosET? I kept thinking it was a literal closet but I don’t think it is anymore?
So yeah, Seven is back to being my favorite song from Folklore.
You know that feeling when a fanfic you've loved was on hiatus for a long time and it ended in a cliffhanger and then suddenly it gets updated and you're filled with the need to reread everything and then again entre a state of sadness because you've reached the last updated chapter and now you'll just have to wait all over again?
Am I just dumb, or does Deja Vu and Lookalike have similar lyrics?
Remember when you read for fun, instead of escapism?
Good times.