Riddler - Blog Posts
Are we gonna talk about the only thing that calmed his anger and stress was a message from scarecrow? < 3
a man and his legion of robot children vs a half-baked former district attorney
I saw the edit and automatically said:
Yeah I’m gonna turn it into a scriddler meme
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Guys... It's embedded in my mind. If I had a quarter for each time that I thought of this podcast, I'd only have a quarter. This podcast won't leave my thoughts.
Poison Ivy and Riddler are hilarious together, thier always arguing and it kind of entertaining to watch/read. Just standing in a room they'll find a reason to argue or those few timese they worked together spend the whole time arguing. They don't need to be at war with one another. They don't need to be angry. They just don't get along with one another and it's just funny to watch. There are serious heavy moments but it's mostly entertaining.
Is it obvious that I'm a Riddler fan? Because think it is and I want it to be obvious. You shall have absolutely no doubt. Oh and by the way I'm sorry if my nonsense has ruined your day lately.
I'm reblogging this because I'm actually quite proud of this one why I have no clue why but I do.
What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat
Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.
Has anyone noticed how Edward gains like fucking super strength when he gets angry like he could kick anybody's ass? That little angry green man is so very scary when he's mad I know for sure no one would like him when he's angry that shit intense.
Has anyone noticed Riddlers kind of scary when he's angry. I mean he always beats the snot out of someone with a blunt object, most often his cane. I also like how they use that same red and white angry background everytime.
List of Angry Moments
Beat the snot out of Bone Blaster using his cane
Beat the snot out of Penguin with his own umbrela
Beat the snot out of Green Arrow using a baseball bat
I'm sure I missed a few examples and if I did let me know.
Infinite amount of universes with Infinite amount of possibilities. There should be a universe where Riddler is Batman. Ed running around in a green and black bat suit, he is that world's greatest detective. I mean Riddler and Batman share a lot of similar traits, both have good detective skills and both have some serious OCD. Ed's Batman would have a staff to hit people on the head with. I feel like the batman from the other universes should refer to him as the batman that riddles (a play on the batman that laughs). The batman That Laughs can be like Joker and be all jealous and try to kill him. Boom another dumb idea from yours truly. Sorry if my none sense ruined your day.
Rogue Files: Stupid
Catwomen: Do I look stupid to you
Riddler: Yes
Catwomen: EDWARD!!!
Riddler: What your dressed like a cat and you expected me to say you don't look stupid.
*This conversation totally happend and you know it*
The Rogue Files: Not So Scary
* Note: In my universe Riddler wears a green Ski Mask and carries a revolver*
The Riddler/ Edward Nigma was standing in the corner of Ivy's green house. He was invited to what was supposeidly her party which he assumed sense he was invited it was actually Harley's party and it was Harley who invited him. The other Rogues were crowded on the other side of the Green house making fools of themselves. Edward leaned aginst a wall on the opposite side of the green house with his left hand in his pocket his cane hanging from the crook of his left arm his dark green ski mask pulled just above his mouth and cigarette hanging from his teeth. He stayed as far from others as he possible could because they were all drunk and that was bound to end horribly, he glanced around Ivys Greenhouse but saw nothing interesting. He used his right hand to take a drag of his cigarette. He had the cold expression on his face. He didn't care to much about being alone he was use to it he preferred it there were only certain people he hung out with, everyone else only hurt him. He was so deep in thought he forgot about the cigarette which he held in a balled up fist it was burning a whole in his glove in his skin but he couldn't feel it he didn't feel much pain these days hasn't felt pain in a long time in fact. He dropped the cigarette on the ground and looked at his burned hand and smirked before he dumped it into his pocket. Edward pulled his left hand out of his pocket and moved his cane to the other arm. He pulled his mask back down over his face. Eddie got lost in thought again as a dark green figure jumped out and screamed "HOW DARE YOU LITTER IN MY DOMAIN". The figure pointed at The Riddler and screamed "I WILL DESTROY YOU". Edward snapped back to reality and stood there unaffected stareing coldly at the figure with no sign of fear or even the slightest amount of concern in his eyes. "Ivy how nice of you to drop in" Ed said sarcasticly. Ivy's face twisted into a puzzled like expression. "Why aren't you afraid" Pam snarled. Ed straightened his tie and looked at her with his head angled. "I don't fear people I can beat with a weed Wacker" he said with a cold almost somber tone. Ivy clenched her fist and screamed "PICK IT UP". Ed looked down at the cigarette then back at Ivy. "no" he said bluntly. A vine whipped out from above and stopped centimeters above his head. Ed still stood there cold and expressionless he didn't even flinch. He looked from the vine to Ivy. Pam straitened up crossed her arms and smirked in Eddie's direction. "Do you fear me now". Ed chuckled which grew into a full fledged cackle. "No I can still beat you with a weed wacker". Pam's face twisted into a snarl "I want to see you try". Ed used his left hand and pulled out his revolver from the holster that hung at his side and shot Ivy in the stomach. Pams eyes widened and her mouth dropped; She gripped her gut and took a few steps back in shock before dropping to her knees still clutching her stomach. "WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME". The Riddler's big blue eyes had a twinkle in them he was smirking behind his mask. He returned his gun to its holster. Ed put one foot forward and leaned forward slightly. "Because I didn't have a weed wacker".
If Riddler ever reforms again I don't think I want him as a PI. I have a better Idea sense Barbra isn't Oracle anymore can Ed become the new Oracle. Oh I can imagine him sitting behind the bat computer now Alfred bringing him cookies and Ed talking about how information is his business and how he has all the awnsers to all your questions. He'll help keep Batman alive for a change and he'll be screaming at Bruce about him doing somthing stupid or laugh everytime he gets his ass kicked.
I thought about this for awhile and now I can't get it out of my head so I decided to do what I do with all my other horrible ideas share them, sorry if I ruined your day.
The Rogue Files: Were Best Friends
Harley Quinn and Riddler
Harley: We're best friends right
Riddler: If by best friends you mean you annoy the hell out of me and follow me around while I refrain from shanking you with my cane then yes we're best friends
I'm still rewriting things but I found this and decided to share it probably gonna redo it
When people talk about Quiddler I think of three different versions of Riddler that would fit well with Harley. First Golden Age Second Batman (1966)/Frank Gorshin and Finally Batman: Forever/Jim Carrey. What do they all have in common? Their all crazy spontaneous and hyperactive. They all fit Harley perfectly.
Bruce said he works alone so the universe said let's kill some parents make a bunch of orphans and make em this guy's problem. Oh and let's make the Fox kids and the Gordon girl justice seeking goody two shoes and also make em his problem just to piss him off. Oh and let's not forget the clown girl the plant the assassin the cat the crocodile the mudpuddle and the riddleboy. Bruce looking up at the sky thinking about how much he hates his life.
Years after he's old and alone with his dog chilin finally getting his peace and quite then Terry walks in. Bruce looks up at the sky again and starts screaming bloody murder.
Was Riddler a term before comics or did they just make it up because I've been wondering and it's driving me crazy. I think about this shit way to much
Rogue Files: Selina's Friends
At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.
What comes to mind when I think Quiddler
Harley: Hello pudin.
Eddie: Don't call me that.
Harley: Ooooook then, hello jello.
Eddie: Don't call me that either.
Harley: Mr. E?
Eddie: Ok fine I guess I can live with that
Harley: well ok then, I guess that makes me Mrs E
Eddie: Don't push it Harley
I thought about Quiddler and I realized that it was basically "Dexter's Lab" but on drugs.
I'm sure you know who's building and who's destroying
Ships That I Like:
FireMoth(Firefly and Killermoth) That's the right name anyway I like KillerFly better for some reason. There the bug bros and thier always working together it just perfect and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Quiddler(Riddler and Harley Quinn) Basically its Harley's hurt and Eddie's lonely so you know what boom. They can relate on a deeper level both being victims of abuse. Eddy has a problem of falling in love with the mystery and not the person and once he solves them poof but the thing is he can't solve Harley, she's unsolvable she isn't a creature of habit, she is chaos and everything that goes with it. Ed whether a developer or Robotics expert he can build her toys (actule toys or stuff like jet packs and weapons realy what ever she wants) or make her video games so that's a win for Harley. Eddie's just crazy enough to peak her interest and he seems nice enough in most media at least. Harley annoys Eddie sometimes and as we all know annoyed Eddie is hilarious Eddie. Harley also gets Eddie out of his comfort zone which is good for him. Ed teaches Harley things and she teaches him things (not that he'll admit it).
Scriddler(Scarecrow and Riddler) This needs no explanation
RiddleCat(Riddler and Catwomen)
BatCat(Batman and Catwomen) It's a classic
Jarley(Joker and Harley) The Harley Quinn fandoms gonna have my head for this I can feel it. like the previous it's classic
These are the ships I can remember off the top of my head that I love and like my other list this is subject to change
Felt like Quiddler needed the most explanation over all
What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat
Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.
The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name Part 2
A clown girl raised her hand while jumping up and down enthusiastically. "What about Poison Oakie" and Eddie's whole face dropped in a way that reminded Pam of Saturday morning cartoons. "what about no Harley" and in response Harley crossed her arms and pouted which Ed easily ignored and continued with the matter at hand. Edward would eventually dismiss the group of rogues on the grounds that they were not helpful and utterly useless (his words). Ed sat with his back aginst the wall, hugging his knees deep in though when his head popped up in triumph. "I know" he jumped up and grabbed Pam by the shoulders and looked her straight in the eyes. "Riddle me this, I have a kiss of poison and a name like Ivy, who am I?". "What" Pam was definitely confused. "You, kill people with a poisoness kiss correct?" He was smirking again. "Yes" and Eddie continued "and your last name Isley sounds Like Ivy". Ivy was still confused "and" while Ed just stared at her blankly. "This is the part where you put them together Pam" Ivy rolled her eyes "Poison Ivy I like it". Eddie posed triumphantly tbr smirk on his face growing bigger. Ivy chuckled as Ed put his arm around her shoulders. "I can tell were gonna get along just fine". Those words seemed so Ironic now.
Charicters cast for wonderland
Cheshire Cat:
Riddler
I feel he better fit for the cat he has been know to escape batman and he seems to disappear a lot at times, has that big smirk and older versions of Riddler laughed but even if this one is more serious version he under mind control so he would be doing somthing he would want to do. The Cheshire cat sees more enigmatic and mysterious then crazy and Bonkers (not that the cat isn't because he is and riddler can be pretty crazy), especially in dialog. Riddler is also a trickster much like the cat. I'm imagining him in a purple and white suit with ears sewn to his bowler.
Alice:
Harley Quinn
The Mad Hatter isn't trying to make a move on quinn, the only girl he likes is Alice, once I finish the origin you'll understand. Batman is the one going through wonderland like Alice, Jervis just needed someone to wear the costume what's the point of Alice in wonderland without Alice.
Queen Of Hearts
Catwomen
The Mouse
Twoface
A mouse in the beginning of the book who was crying it will become one apparent why he is in this role.
Tweedledee
Scarface the dummy
Tweedledum
The ventriloquist
imagine these two dressed as tweedle dee and dum carry the other.
The white rabbit
Hugo Strange.
Hugo's glasses reminded me of the rabbit plus in a comic I saw that he had a pocket watch, but also think about him acting like one of the wackos he trying to cure hopping around like a rabbit it's a hilarious.
The MarchHair
Joker
this charicter is much more crazy and goofy his dialog fits Joker better
The doorknob
Clayface.
He can shape shift into a door
The madhatter
Madhatter
obvious but still
Walrus
Killer Croc
crocks already got som big teeth but imagin him walking around with giant tusk tied around his head
Carpenter
Bane
Carpenters build opposite of what Bane does iorny is the point
Broom headed dog
Bud or lou
The dog who brushed away the path I just kinda want to see bud or Lou run around the Asylum with a broom tied around their head sorry
Snooty talking flower
Poison Ivy
would be perfect fit for those flowers the ones that were mean to Alice
The Catipillar
Killermoth
I had too
Dormouse
Mr Freeze
the mouse was a narcoleptic and kinda zoned out for some reason Mr freeze I could see him in this role for me any way
Cardgaurds
Aaron Cash and Arkham Staff
Rogues Cast As Wizard Of Oz Charicters
I've got somthing in the works so I want to show the cast before.
Dorothy: Harley Quinn (Real Big Suprise I know)
Scarecrow: Scarecrow (obviously)
Tin Man: Mr Freeze
Cowardly Lion: Catwomen
Wizard: Riddler
Toto: Bud and Lou (yes there's two totos deal with it)
Wicked Witch: Poison Ivy
I didn't do this on purpose bit I might have given the wizard more motivation to kill the witch and well I think Riddler will win this battle .