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get us to wilhelmstein.

we have to get Val.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

we have to go there. now. you got your portal gun on you?

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

that has to be it.

We've gotta go to Germany. There's no way Val isn't there. If their wife meant that much to them, then they have to be there.

holy fucking shit I'm a genius.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

they.. they had a wife?

what happened to her?...

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

I DONT FUCKING KNOW!

Probably somewhere important to Val.. I feel like he's testing us. Fuck.

Where are all the places that could possibly be fucking important?? I don't think they've really ever told me that shit.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

Wooooo, concept for Evil Z! He's so fine I love him

TRUTH+ Comedy or Action when it comes to movies ?

Action. I prefer movies like Gamer (2009)!

TRUTH + Stuffed crust pizza or pineapple pizza, which one.

Stuffed crust. I don't like how pineapple tastes or feels. eugh.

OOC // thanks for the ask :D

OOC// made him too sexy on accident chat.

OOC// yall should give me fanart of Z chat

OOC // I get so excited when someone draws my ocs like YES I LOVE FANART IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE SEEING MY OCS IN OTHER ARTSTYLES

Hereeee!! :D

Hello various Ricks of Tumblr :) 👋

I know you guys got a lot going on, but I am attempting to catalogue you all, and your many variations! Since it seems there has been a recent boom of you guys making blogs and it's getting hard to keep track of everyone. Soooo if you could, please reblog this post with maybe a pic of urself or maybe just a simple 'here' some sort of identifier. pls :) thanks pookie <3

👁👁

@honeyravesanchez

.....Hello there 😦

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

What does 'Gyatt' mean?

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

You said you were desperate for asks ... So..

-He shrugged.-

That's not exactly what I meant..

He runs his hand through his hair, messing it up slightly.

I didn't expect you to send multiple asks in one go.

Why do you look like a South Park character ? Why is the moon made of cheese ? What kind of Rick are you ? Why is the sky blue ?

are you okay dude?

did you look in the kitchen or somethin? I always keep mine on me.

H-Hey @rickz6725, have you seen m-my fucking portal gun?

I c-can’t find it f-fucking anywhere..

You just.. it tried to convince me that I didn't truly love you. I tried my best to tell it that I do indeed love you with everything I have, but..

sigh.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

it's fine Val.

its just a bruise.

it will go away sooner or later..

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

its.. it's kind of a long story.

that thing that possessed you made it look like you were in so much pain. I barely got any sleep because of how much you begged and begged for me and C-137 to help.

It also doesn't help I have a big ass bruise on my face from when that thing made you kick me.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

I'm so glad you're finally okay baby. I was so scared you would get hurt.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

"we would have never met."

OOC// I fucking cooked making this bro I'm so proud of it

Based on the text below

I feel so fucking bad for Val. It's all my fault. I fucking triggered them... I ruined everything..

*He paused for a moment before climbing onto the bed and breaking down.*

i-im sorry.. *hic* I just- fuck.

*He curled up into a ball. The blood from his nose got on his clothes, but he didn't care.*

i can't fucking do this anymore.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU AND THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN PLANET.

*He began to breathe heavily, tears flooding his eyes and dripping down his face. He was trembling. Hard.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He stands up, wobbling a little as he gains balance.*

im *cough* fine. I didn't need to run.

*He stares at Val in the object, a look of sorrow flooding his eyes as he attempts to run out of the room.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

AGH.. shit... mmmfffuck.

I-if you didn't save me.. we would have..

*His nose begins bleeding. He rolls up his sleeves and wipes the blood off with his hand.*

we would have never met.

thats a thought I hate revisiting.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He attempts to sit back up, leaning towards Val.*

i know things are hard right now. you have to trust me when I say it will get better. I know it's a stupid thing to say, but.. I'm not lying. You made my life better. You picked me up off the streets like a hurt kitten, and you helped me get back up on my own two feet.

I love you, Valentine.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He seethes through his teeth, grinning at them lovingly.*

trust me ba- uurr -by. you can batter and bruise me as much as you want, and ill still love you the same. even if you splatter my brain matter all over the wall.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))