Random - Blog Posts
I made a card for my brother's birthday and I'm happy with it. Got mom's seal of approval as well.
Today my brother got promoted to Sgt and I couldn't be prouder. Of the three saluting, he is the one closest to the person that took the pictures. I love my big brother very much and I wish I could see him more often instead of just on holidays.
First two pics: the failure of an attempt to make an m&m themed cake. Last pic: my actual birthday cake that we used for the little party.
Always seem to have bad luck on my birthdays.
Both cakes were made by my mom. I really love all she has done for me and how she’s listened to my crazy requests.
Top: from my friend from school. She knows me so well! Bottom: my grandma gave to me when I got home. I love it!!
My grandma came in carrying a little mailing envelope and this was inside!! I told her about them but I wasn't expecting this!! I'm soo happy!!!
Me: haha what if I did some small sketches for some random au
My brain: Wrong. Nine fully rendered character designs on my table NOW
girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours
Finals Week Mood
Me: *has crippling anxiety about a test tomorrow*
Also me: *plays solataire for an hour straight*
That happened
Describe your life in two words
I’m late
Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.
This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
Me: Rarepairs? Why whould I ship something like- [trips] [just one picture of rare otp spills out of jacket] ... sigh, just... just leave me alone, please.
I snorted at this
when none of ur internet friends are online
timezoned again
Found this on my campus, couldn't stop laughing
Physically can't not reblog this
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
WARNING, IMPORTANT:
DO NOT DRINK 2 CUPS WITH 4 PACKS OF SUGAR ON A COMPLETELY EMPTY STOMACH. I THINK I'M VIBRATING. I MIGHT BECOME THE FLASH.
Sometimes I like to think of myself as a Reasonable Adult who makes Reasonable Adult Decisions.
And then sometimes Amazon marketing figures out that I’m pretending
At one point, Strong Male Character cries and spills all his insecurities and emotions to Helen Mirren, who then tells him "you don't have to be strong anymore," or "I'll take care of you," or, the most famous, "I'll protect you," or something along those lines
I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.
This literally made my day. When the drum banged and they fell down, oh man, I'm crying
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
This is what happens when I’m on art block 😭🤌
I’m really curious about something like this. Would you choose where you are now, especially since you don’t really know this “true love” of yours like you know your current partner, and that wouldn’t be fair to them. Or are you the type to not question faith and go with this “true love”?
My friends and I would play this game back in middle school and we would choose to win the lottery or true love, one of my friends already had a partner and someone else asked; but what if when you pick true love it’s not them? I think about that moment a lot (mostly because it sounds like it would make a good fairytale spin off story)
I’ve learned my lessons hard but,
I’ve learned my lessons well
Alright, attempt #2:
We got a three-way tie last time, so I'm hoping this one is gonna gain a bit more traction! So, for the second time: who do you all want to see first?
@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers @redkarmakai
Does anybody know how to block a tag??? Please. I am very concerned at some of the stuff on my feed 😭😭😭😭😭 please
Not sure what fandom to write for... Need to write a short fanfic
"nerd" term of affection
"nerd" term of *in*fection
Sometimes I'll be scrolling through Tumblr, and I'll see a post that I'll relate to, as is the human experience. But I don't reblog a lot of things, because it feels to me that if I do that without setting up a 'name' for myself, for lack of a better term, no one will want to be friends with me, so I think, oh, I'll just post that but in my own words and I realize, no, just be yourself -_-
Don't know why I'm posting this, but hey, gotta post to get followers ✌️ anyways I'm just making Mac and cheese 😂 wait. Is it Mac and Cheese or Mac n Cheese? I'm gonna stop now.
So, my business class has a group chat, and we have like a fake business, so we were all going through names and positions and this one dude just pops up with, I'm not supposed to be here... The person who made the gc can't delete him bc she's out, so what do the morons across from me do? They call him. Also, he may have been drunk/high. Just very funny and random