Plastic Man - Blog Posts
Me when I see a piece of media about something I’m hyperfixated on:
I audibly cackled to myself looking at this
That one Justice League Action episode, ignore my mistakes
Uh
He gets an idea! He turns into a bird! Then attack! Hooray!
Please excuse the bad lighting, the lights in my room are dying
He's fabulous, my girlfriend still doesn't approve
I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.
Batman- we all like batman
Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.
Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.
Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.
Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.
Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.
Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.
Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing
This is my list so far like the last one it can change.
Probably like, eraser flavored
actually a way better answer than mine. maybe i should poke holes in him with a pencil like an eraser. like eraser putty yk?? nosh down on sum plastic man. yum.
Chews plasric man like gum
so real, actually.
i wonder what flavor he would be (strawberry? maybe cherry. cannot tell)
How much hi jinks would occur if you Plastic Man and Metamorpho started a bet over who could be the better version of the other person, not in the Freaky Friday kind of way, but in the role reversal. Plastic Man shift himself to look and act like Metamorpho, and vise-versa. Side note: Who wins the bet in your opinion?
Me. I win the bet.
If I understand correctly, you’re saying what if Rex and Plas pretended to be each other for a day? They both maintain the cover for a while, though folks start to notice that “Metamorpho” is only red, yellow, and white, and only stretches. Rex doesn’t ham it up quite the same way Plas does, but on looks alone Rex probably wins it. I imagine Plas probably spends the whole time talking that way someone does when they’re doing an unflattering impression of somebody-
“THIS IS A REAL GROOVY SHINDIG, OL’ KID, YA DIG?”
Hang on a sec, did you trick me into writing fanfic?!
plastic people look the same
