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Percy Jackson: Put a finger down if you have been betrayed by your best friend, had your memories stolen by a goddess, have an amazing girlfriend, and can never have one normal fucking summer
PJO HEADCANON #1
Y'all, what if Percy went to a Greek museum (in new york, of course,) and told some genuinely Greek person that he was half-Greek and could speak Greek.
They stand there expecting this green-eyed white boy to spout some broken Greek but end up hearing the most pure, jaw-droppingly beautiful ancient Greek.
Everyone's shocked as hell and Percy's just confused until he remembers that he doesn't know how to speak modern greek
Percy runs away and gets chased by a few well-intentioned journalists on the way out.
Annabeth finds him somehow, sighs, and helps him get away.
"WE HAD ONE DATE WE PROMISED EACHOTHER!"
"I'm sorry Annabeth I swear."
WHY does no one remember that the name of Piper's ZIT is BOB.
Small Bob
Titan Bob
ZIT BOB
No thank you.
Ótima ideia de AU
*good omens opening theme starts playing*
Eu gostei disso
percy jackson playlists on spotify made by me 😻
PERCICO - percy jackson x nico di angelo
JERCY - jason grace x percy jackson
PERACHEL - rachel elizabeth dare x percy jackson
PERLEO - percy jackson x leo valdez
LUKERCY - percy jackson x luke castellan
PERLYPSO - percy jackson x calypso
cabin 3 playlist
other playlists ❤️
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Nico, but he gets kinda confusing, because on one hand you have:
This little grumpy ball of darkness; the son of Hades, and the Ghost King:
And on the other hand you have “Death Boy”, who had his boyfriend make a note so he can stay by his side, who was obsessed with a card game until he was 10, who uses his boyfriend as a nightlight (that one was just a head cannon):
I would fall into the pits of hell with you rather than face the thought you might suffer alone. A powerful goddess erased all my memories but she couldn’t make me forget the sound of your laugh. You are my tether to mortality and the hand that saved me from drowning. The first time you kissed me I caused a seismic volcanic earthquake. When I met Aphrodite I thought she looked like you. The divine rulers of this universe fear I might burn down the world if you asked. And I would. Without hesitation. Do you get it? Do you understand?
PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS (2023)
You're gonna need to be brave now. Remember what I taught you. Remember the stories I told you.
My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 9
Piper: Leo PLEASE open your mouth for the right things or not at all
Piper: i am not ready to lose you but if i have to i will rip myself away
Frank: [no sympathy] if worst comes to worst
My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 6
Grover texting Percy: Percy you are going physics today right?
Grover: you're not leaving me alone right?
3 hours later…
Percy: Wait what? We had physics today?
My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 1
Percy: i sprayed febreeze while singing
Percy: I inhaled it
Percy: now my throat smells like flowers
Mon vide, you are a sailor, sea-swallowed and sea-spat. Your days on ship are spent with memories of your feet in the sand, and the nights on land forget to cradle you like the sea.
Under its blaze, when the sun is as of use as its sunlight, with desparation, you want it to guide you somewhere beyond. Poor sun, when it beckons you deeper, further, all you want is for it to shine on your beloved.
There is only disdain for you here. Under the sun, you will never be satisfied.
- reign
I can’t be the only one who thinks Jason should’ve swapped places with Frank in HoO.
The Love Club (Ares, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus) at Camp Halfblood, and The Little Three (Jupiter, Neptune, and Pluto) at Camp Jupiter.
If only…
I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days,
Olympus to preserve or raze.
do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!
So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.
bitches be like “oh i love the pjo series!” then only ramble on about the minor characters and ignore what is written in cannon
its me i’m bitches
Quotes from my friends as pjo characters bc y not
they gradually get better (kinda)
Connor: we successfully robbed a diamond.
Travis: im so impressed
Malcolm: I'm not bailing you out
Luke, sneaking through Olympus to steal the lightning bolt: YOU SEE NOTHING FATHER, YOU. SEE. NOTHINGGGGGAH.
Leo: i dont need help, i need support
Piper: and I've got the scaffolding!
Jason: NO
Michael: Will's back is the straightest thing about him
Lee: Michael, you can't criticise, you hypocrite
Michael: have you seen him do a bridge?
Drew, talking about Lou Ellen: sometimes at night I sit there and scroll through her reposts
Mitchell: I'm aware. I heard you cackling from next door
Percy, sticking a carbonara pot on his foot: I should wear that as a shoe...
Annabeth: YOU OWN SNEAKERS??
Katie, after eating pineapple: Well, that was dehumanising.
Castor: You look like an otter.
Pollux - attempts a hair flip: I know, it's my charm
Austin, holding a pair of pyjama shorts: I cannot wear this, because Kayla will pants me, because she is hungry with vengeance.
Will: Sorry, what- I changed my mind, I don't want to know.
Nyssa: tell him hes the raisin you're looking for to put in your potato salad
Jake: I asked for relationship advice, the fuck?
Chris: I was genuinely worried that he'd come over, hold us at gunpoint and tell us to empty our pockets and all we'd be able to give him is fucking jelly babies
Clarisse: I left you for two minutes.
Malcolm: go outside and get some air!
Annabeth, on a work spree: what air? We have air in here!
Hazel: you do realise you're hopeless, right?
Nico, in a pining mood: he even twerks casually.
Hazel: I'M SORRY-
Lacy: You can't buy stuff from a charity shop, it's only for the charitable.
Drew: I'm charitable! - walks in
Lacy, when she walks back out: your card got declined
Drew: fuck off
Castor: you have such a low sense of self esteem
Lee, frantically scribbling on an infirmary form: what's self esteem?