Phoenix Wright - Blog Posts
young love (and young loathing)
a comic I thought was funny and sketched out a little over a year ago and finally got around to cleaning up and posting lol
My valentine/birthday arts (curses everyone who’s birthday is during February) also happy bhm!
compilation of gumshoe screaming “it’s the cops” for your enjoyment
Not the Wright-Edgeworth Youtuber Couples Vlog Channel arc???
HOLD IT!
Check out my ace attorney art please?
The fact that an ace attorney fan with an Edgeworth pfp caused this is very in character for Edgeworth for some reason
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Gay lawyers for Apollo Justice Trilogy
They’re working on a case together :]
I lost my mind rendering and drawing this both their hair and the cravat caused demonic screeching on my part
Process below
My opinion on the Apollo Justice Trilogy
I think this is actually a really good thing. I know a lot of people are really upset because we got a port and not an actual new game, but personally I think it’s a good thing. Why? I have a few reasons
1) We have access to all the 1-6 games now
Before the Phoenix Wright Trilogy port, we could only play Ace Attoney on the ds/3ds; especially since nintendo shut down Wii Shop Channel, which was the only other place you can buy it. Honestly, I like the port because now I don’t have to re-buy a 3ds to play any of the original games. That, and the revamp of the art just looks beautiful
2) It allows more people to join the fandom
Its hard to get people to join a fandom where half of the lore you can only access through a loved, but very outdated console. As fun as it is to do, most people don’t want to sit around and listen to you explain convoluted cases.
3) New fans can play all the 1-6 games rather than having to watch playthroughs
If youre a new fan who only came around when the Trilogy or Chronicles were released, you probably aren’t looking to buy a $300-$500 ds just to play 3 ~$15 games. Its so much more fun to play the game than watch a play through because YOU get the satisfaction of playing it yourself and figuring out the cases. It gets people even more interested and invested into the series
4) You can’t play a new game if you only know half the story
Yeah, 4-6 might have a few kinks or annoyances, but it introduces important characters like Apollo, Athena, Trucy, Klavier, and their story; especially the new character growth and development. How do you expect to know or understand how Phoenix got his badge taken, or that he has a DAUGHTER? Its still pretty damn important. Chronicles could be released because you didn’t have to know anything about the prior Ace Attorney games. You didn’t even have to know who Phoenix Wright was.
All in all, I’m really excited for the port, because hey, who knows, maybe we’ll get 7-9 or something AFTER the ports release? I just feel like we need to stop looking at it as Capcom being ‘lazy’ or ‘ignoring us’ because I think they might be gearing up to give us a lot more attention.
Anyway that’s my opinion! I think you guys should just think about it a bit more :)
Me when some major life destroying thing in my life happens: haha! That is beyond funny and I have absolutely zero emotional reaction.
Me when the most minor inconvenience happens:
SPOILERS FOR PA:AA—T&T RECIPE FOR TURNABOUT
I was playing through PA:AA Trials and Tribulations, and I just realized that no one talks about Recipe for Turnabout.
Why? How can no one in this fandom not go bat shit insane for Phony Phoenix? I mean look at this man
He’s bat chit insane. The madlad is literally an anti-Phoenix. He calls himself the Tiger. He growls at the jury. He’s so scary the Judge hides under his desk.
HE MAKES A FAKE ATTORNEY BADGE OUT OF CARDBOARD AND PRETENDS TO BE PHOENIX IN!!! COURT!!!!!!
AND NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING!
Gumshoe, the Judge, Maggey, AND EVEN MAYA don’t register that its NOT PHOENIX.
He’s constantly screaming. He’s growling. He tells Phoenix that for every dumb question he asks he’s gonna sue him $50,000.
HE’S BRIGHT. FUCKING. RED.
I refuse to acgnowledge this Furio Tigre erasure. That case was a fucking wild ride. That man impersonated the most popular defense attorney and almost got away with it, and it was heavily implied that he was dating the granddaughter of the
HEAD OF THE GODDAMN MAFIA.
Did I mention he roars like a tiger? I don’t think you understand. This man has AUDIO DIALOGUE THAT PLAYS EVERY TIME HE ROARS. EVEN PHOENIX HIDES UNDER HIS DESK FROM HIM.
LOOK AT THAT SUIT!!!!
And then lets step away from fuckin Tiger Phoenix for a minute.
We ALSO learn that Gumshoe is SUPER SOFT for Maggey Bryde. She gets arrested for supposedly being the murderer, and Gumshoe is in HYSTERICS. He runs around like a lost puppy doing everything he can to get Maggey out with the same if not more panic than he had when Edgeworth was arrested. AND ITS SO??? WHOLESOME?????
Like he’s SO CUTE TOO. He makes Maggey lunches, because he notices she’s been loosing weight and doesn’t want her to be unhealthy. When he understands that Maggey is mad at him because of a misunderstanding, he avoids her because she says she doesn’t want to see him, and he doesn’t want to push himself onto her.
HE’S SUCH A GENTLEMAN?? WHY DO I NOT SEE MORE MAGGEY AND GUMSHOE SHIP ART.
Not only that, but they have PERFECT ENERGY TOGETHER. They’re both like energetic dogs you can rely on. They’re excited, and they’re here to do their best. They can do no wrong.
Also, Gumshoe and Maggey LOVE the same foods and it’s adorable. You can’t change my mind; straight ships can be adorable too I’m literally a gay man call me homophobic I dare you.
ALSO JUST?? THE OTHER CHARACTERS AS WELL?????
First up we’ve got who I like to call
Grandpa Seedman (A.K.A. Victor Kudo)
What a man. What a madlad. He makes me want to dump him in a fucking silo of birdseed.
Why is he here? Why does he have all that birdseed? Why can’t he calm down and stop throwing it for five seconds? If I had to guess what Wendy Oldbag’s ex-husband would be like, this is exactly who I think it would be. They’re both insufferable to no end. Let me throw them outa window.
Then we got Monsieur Essential Oils (A.K.A. Jean Armstrong)
What In The Royal Fuck. Where are these roses coming from. Why does his restaurant look like a Hello Kitty Lolita Cafe. He’s also half a million dollars in debt. I would ask why but if you took one look in hid goddamn restaurant you would understand why. Also literally everyone in the game thinks his food is shit.
Please sir. Please you’re so gay it hurts. He’s literally April May but a guy. Actively flirts with Gotot which is pretty funny so you get some extra points.
Wednesday Addams (A.K.A. Viola Cadaverini)
So little miss is the granddaughter of a fucking MOB BOSS and she is literally true crime. Constantly mutters about offering you tea. Would be a nice gesture if the murder in this case WASNT CAUSED BY SOMEONE BEING POISONED THROUGH A DRINK also the fact that the MURDERER IS HER BOSS
She’s actually pretty chill, despite how off-putting she is. Would love to listen to true crime and watch the Twilight Zone with her. She deserves better.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER
HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE NOTICE IT WASNT PHOENIX THE BITCH IS LITERALLY BRIGHT FUCKING RED
He also rides a teeny fuckin scooter thats like neon pink and blue which is so goddamn funny to me especially considering the fact that that tiny ass scooter caused a massive crash which he walked away from unscathed but the DRIVER was sent to the EMERGENCY ROOM and had A MILLION DOLLARS worth of surgery done.
This man can fight god and win the only reason he didn’t get away with the murder is because bitch straight up went “haha Phoenix Wright you dumb bitch thats not the poison bottle I used get your facts straight” and Godot has a fucking ANEURISM because all of these witnesses are SO FUCKING STUPID
Godot was the real victim here holy shit this fucking case was the most bat shit insane stuff how the FUCK did no one talk more about this PLEASE
TL;DR Give Recipe For Turnabout more love. It’s the most unhinged shit on the planet.
I couldn't add it as a video but I made this so yeah take it
I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen
I made a FranMaya-centric trial in Objection.lol, I just felt like it :)
Every AA ship should have its own molars pic
w/o the caption
Yo! I have another idea for ya: Phoenix and Mia in Bubblegum Nebula
I rarely draw kisses because head angles are hard but this turned out better than I thought.
Also all for the rarepairs 🫡
Phoenix: I plead not guilty for Philadelphia Eagles!
Miles: Only because they're birds like you?
Phoenix: (shaking his head) Because it's not their fault that Kansas City Chiefs are shite. (slightly sweating) Not you, Chief, you're as beautiful as ever.
Mia: Nice safe, Phoenix. But I agree, they're bad as fuck.
I recently read the official casebook, the Miles Edgeworth Files. And those pages...
Miles knew that prosecuting Lana was something that would hurt her. And hurt him, even thinking about quitting. But he realized that it wouldn't be fair to Lana, as she would blame herself for Miles not being here... And he couldn't quit until he discovered the full truth about Lana.
But after that...
Teehee, giggling like a little girl for this xD
coming out as probably the only person in the fandom who ships them
someone may have forgotten about this phrase of hers but i never will
Happy Almost Christmas!
Pride Month Game ! Part 2
You might have joined in on part 1 (or not). In any case, welcome to part 2 ! It's Pride Month, this is Tumblr, we're here and queer.
Let's share in more joy by this time all sharing our FAVORITE CANON QUEER RELATIONSHIPS. Reblog to join & don't hesitate to tag people or your mutuals ! And like before, feel welcome to also mention or gush about your favorite non canon queer ships or relationships (QPR are more than welcome !)
┍━━━━━━━━━━━☽【❖】☾━━━━━━━━━━━┑
Lumity (The Owl House)
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Shion/Nezumi (No.6)
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Siren/Kappa (Castle Swimmer)
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Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
As far as non canon goes; on my side, I'll have to add the very famous AA ship aka
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Narumitsu (Ace Attorney)
To a lower extent, I also find pretty cool :
Yae Miko/Raiden Ei (Genshin Impact)
Freezerburn (RWBY), Asexual Rosegarden
Sylvix or Ashelix (FE:Three Houses)
Share yours in reblogs, go ahead ! Let's have fun everyone !
(here's to hoping this post doesn't flop like the previous one)
Heya there ! I've been pretty busy, I'll come back to make more posts soon, in the meantime lemme give you some more pride memes before June ends.
Be gay do crime <3
(If you want this meme with another ship you can always ask, I'll do it ! Even for other fandoms I'm not in, just give the name)
Nsndjddkdfudjeidbekdhkdbdidhe i got my first reblog and im so happy
Well i translated one more drabble with wrightworths sooo yeah
"Hey, Edgy", Larry says that with a lot less energy than usual and because of this being unlike Butz, Edgeworth's intuition already told him that he won't like his next words. Well, it was right. "Why don't you contact with Nik?"
"He did not try to start our communication again himself so I don't see a reason to reach him myself." This lie comes out after some time of silence but still it's not that easy to find out if this really is a lie...
Unless you know the truth.
"But he tried!" exclaims Larry making Edgeworth sigh. "He wrote letters, he called your phone, he even showed me these letters and a call log!"
"Larry..." Edgeworth sighs again, irritated, averting his eyes. He does not want to bring up the "why do i avoid phoenix" topic. But he knew Larry too well to hope that...
"Edgy, why do you do this? You know you can trust Nik! You know well how I appreciate you and the same goes for Nik!"
Edgeworth sighs one again. Not "the same goes for Nik", it's "more goes for Nik". He knows it well.
Maybe that is the reason he doesn't want Wright to see him. Not after all this "forged evidence" gossips. Wright can be very emotional about it and who knows where these emotions can get him. It was much easier with Larry. Not only he found him before the SL–9, not only this. Even if he believed in all this gossips (and Larry said he'd not and Edgeworth believed him and not only because Larry is really bad in lying) then maybe Larry would be disappointed in Edgeworth but it wouldn't turn him away from Edgeworth.
It's not the same about Wright. Phoenix never tolerated lies and omissions. And if he will believe in all this gossips about Edgeworth then their friendship ends. They didn't see each other for about one and a half decades, nevertheless Edgeworth wasn't ready to hear that all is gone now.
If Phoenix can't get in touch with him then he can't say to Edgeworth that Edgeworth is foul lier and he doesn't want to have anything in common with him, right?
So everything is alright unless they meet.
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So yeah here just my thoughts if you are not interested you can just skip it here's nothing important
Maybe will finish one kuyaei (im used to call it kuyden but as i discovered on ao3 everyone call them kuyaei(( and translate it a bit after i dunno and i also have one underoffice idea because i got to ao3 just to see how's everything there (less then 5% of Boss/Eugene for the whole ao3 UO fandom, its really impressive. What's disappointing - 3 times less fics than on ficbook) and i just thought about idea for a fic although im not sure if ill right it (its about some parental boss and eugene and monster ending soooooooo yeah well i really like some dad-sons and i also have a few sw:r ideas and one with kanan and ezra and the same motif as in what i thought of forr boss en euge)
Well i already said a lot sooo yeah
I also upload this wrightworths on ao3 so well yeah
Wright: so what's about the punishment?
Edgeworth: what punishment?
Wright: well the one you promised me for getting into Gunt's office
Edgeworth: oh that punishment. Well i promised you will punished to the maximum extent of the law...
Wright: (im already scared of whatever he could think of)
Edgeworth: so no more morning coffee Wright
Wright: WHAT?!
Edgeworth: i didnt finish yet. Attending courses or learning it by yourself - whatever you prefer, part of your punishment is that you have to learn how to brew perfect tea.
Wright: EDGEWORTH ITS TOO MUCH! I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO WASTE IT ON SOME REFINED TEAS!
Edgeworth: you'll find time.
Keep translating my stupid jokes
Angel: SO IT'S YOU WHO MADE ME GO UP ON THE TWELFTH FLOOR ONLY FOR A TEA?!
Edgeworth: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I WOULD ORDER TEA THAT OBVIOUSLY MADE OF AWFULLY CHEAP LEAVES OR EVEN WORSE TEABAGS?!
Angel: HOW DARE YOU LET ME SAY YOU THAT I PUT ALL MY SOUL IN MY TEA AND
Edgeworth and Angel: * keep arguing about tea *
Wright: ...
Ema: ...
Wright: let's get out for a coffee? I guess they will be busy for a long time.
Ema: okay.
Edgeworth after "Not Guilty" verdict: objection im a murderer
Lana before the trial: im a murderer im confessing
Wright: ARE ALL PROSECUTORS LIKE THIS OR AM I THE ONE SO "LUCKY"?!