This is a photo that was taken by James, but he can't stop blushing when he looks at it, so Peter put it up in their dorm as a joke but now he can't stop blushing from it. And anyone who looks at it is a mess of blush. So they all kinda avoid looking at that corner to keep their sanity
So studious š¤āļø
The Marauders, at some point, managed to make all the bathrooms produce intense classical music whenever someone was using them. It took the teachers months to figure out how they did it. Because they tend to always use more complicated spells for the simplest things.
Ok, I'm writing the 10 Bllu children, and I need names and as many plot points and sub plot points and personality traits as you can gather. They don't even have to be for the kids can be how the characters will react.
The story is going through all the pregnancies
Baby 1#: Sirius look alike
Baby 2#: James look alike
Baby 3#: Peter look alike
Baby 4#: Barty look alike
Baby 5# & 6#: Lily look alikes
Baby 7#,8#,9# & 10#: Remus look alikes
Also, characters that will be appearing are Remus, Regulus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Barty, Evan, and Pandora with Minerva and Poppy.
Please leave them attached to this so I can find them or tag #the 10 bllu children
Parent-teacher interviews the year before The Four Horsemen of The Apocalyse (TFHTA) Remus had off handedly mentioned to Minerva, while trying to stop the most shit eating grin form, that the quadruplets looked up to Barty and James. Minerva paled dramatically, rethinking all her life decisions that could have made her deserve this.
Also, I could so see their look alikes clinging to someone else.
Like baby 1# (Sirius look alike) is obsessed with Peter, much too Sirius' dismay. Sirius was quite literally crying in the corner for hours when he realised that mini him would rather be with Peter.
Though Sirius got the twins instead, which he was very pleased about, because he got to watch Lily's eye twitch when the twins wanted to spend time with Sirius on his magic infused muggle technology.
They are all Remus kids, though. They are all unintentionally sucking up to him, and they don't even realise it. Regulus will be jaw dropped every single time the kids will do something for Remus just by him giving them a look, not even asking just looking, while he had to ask them for 3 days before they even considered to do what Regulus had asked.
moonwater's bad karma results in them birthing prongsfoot lmao
#1 is fucking Sirius, but that was to be expected, the black brothers look like twins, Reg's looks and Remus' mischief, natural
#2 gets Remus' pretty curly brown hair, quickly develops Reg's love for quidditch, and it's not until they're walking in Diagon Alley and someone asks if they're babysitting harry that they realize POTTER CLONED HIMSELF AGAIN, IN THEIR OWN CHILD
Peter is forever sad that he doesn't get his own twin, keeps begging moonwater to try for another but they're too scared (actual reason he became a traitor)
Ok but what if they did end up having more kids than the Weasley's, but it was purely on accident, but not at the same time.
Baby 1# Mini Sirius (the tall version)
Baby 2# Mini James 2.0 (the short version)
Baby 3# Mini Peter (the prettier version)
Baby 4# to everyone's horror looks a little too much like Barty and got Regulus' stubbornness and most of Remus' batshit and self destructive personality traits.
Baby 5# and 6# twin girls, and Remus apparently has quite a few generational traits that he wasn't aware he could pass down because they essentially are carbon copies of Lily in appearance, but 5# personality is Regulus and 6# is Remus personality wise.
Sirius is upset because both Lily and James got two mini versions of themselves, and he's only got one. Peter is happy with his one mini him and doesn't understand what Sirius is on about.
Regulus and Remus decided to have one more kid to tie up with the Weasley's and because both Regulus and James, along with Marlene and Sirius, insisted that they should create a family quidditch team.
Baby 7#, 8#, 9#, 10# quadruplets, Remus doesn't think he'd ever been more mad at Regulus for knocking him up than when he found out he was going to be having quadruplets. He honestly didn't think he could do it, though, and frankly, he was scared. Before his mum passed, he'd hear the story about how her own mum couldn't handle giving birth and passed along with the 4 babies.
They are identical, and they look like Remus with Regulus' grey eyes and lip shape, Poppy lucked out. The quadruplets also ended up in different houses and are constantly switching places. They spent too much of their childhood with James.
moonwater's bad karma results in them birthing prongsfoot lmao
#1 is fucking Sirius, but that was to be expected, the black brothers look like twins, Reg's looks and Remus' mischief, natural
#2 gets Remus' pretty curly brown hair, quickly develops Reg's love for quidditch, and it's not until they're walking in Diagon Alley and someone asks if they're babysitting harry that they realize POTTER CLONED HIMSELF AGAIN, IN THEIR OWN CHILD
Peter is forever sad that he doesn't get his own twin, keeps begging moonwater to try for another but they're too scared (actual reason he became a traitor)
This head cannon has stuck with me for years, I have no idea where it came from. But just Wolfstar being together since first year, and no one finding out until like 6th or 7th year.
Remus had done something brilliant, and Sirius proposed there and then, one knee and all. Gave Remus his signant ring as well. Remus told Sirius they should probably date before something like that. And thus Wolfstar began.
It was never brought up again until years later when James had jokingly made a comment about Remus and Sirius dating because they were currently cuddled up on the couch like always. Sirius said they had been dating since first year and brought up the proposal.
James absolutely lost it because he was there when that happened, and he couldn't believe he didn't know. James thought everyone knows that first year is a lie and basically doesn't exist.
Peter would have said he knew this just to mess with James even more because James losing it was never not funny. Even though Peter hadn't thought they were dating and thought they had trauma bonded and became codependent due to said trauma bonding.
Headcanon that Snape didn't use to have greasy hair, but he did something to really piss the Marauders off, so they made his hair greasy in retaliation, and no matter what anyone tried they have not been able to reverse it. So Snape is just stuck with greasy hair.
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42⦠or 43
Remus: guys hear me out⦠young Albus Dumbledore
Mary: I hate that itās true
James: wait⦠what is he really that fine?
Remus: *shows image of young dumbledore*
James: HOLY MOLY!
Sirius: shiiiit⦠Mary your right I really do hate that itās true
Marlene: Iād turn straight for him to be honest
Peter & Lily: *doesnt find him attractive at all*
Marauders beetlejuice au??
Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily
Beetlejuice -> Sirius
Lydia deetz -> regulus
Otho -> Peter
Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus
Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion
Juno(the Maitlandās caseworker) -> Marlene
Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary
Shrunken head guy -> pandora
(I donāt know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)
My introduction!
Hi Iām Louise, literally just someone who likes the marauders and wanted to get my thoughts out of my mind š
I have a TikTok and insta, both handles are: tiny_pterodactyl
My TikTok has some crap edits so⦠be warned š„
My insta has some art, some marauders, some not, mostly jsut showcasing paintings, clay and drawings I have done
Headcannons for the family lives of each marauders (please be reminded these are my headcannons and any hate will cause an argument from me š«¶)
James: happy loving parents but not all the time, families always have flaws the potters are just better at hiding them. He would argue with his dad a lot over stupid things but James never hated his dad
Sirius + regulus: of course the abusive Walburga and Orion BUT I like to think that when they were younger Walburga was kinder to them but was then placed under the imperious curse by Orion to keep her in line, and to discipline there children better
Peter: BIG family, kind of an opposite Weasley family, five sister and Peter is the only boy. I like to headcannon on of his sisters was deaf and non magic so she was less loved by her family but her and Peter were reallly close. Peter is the middle child, three older, two younger. His father is not in the picture, left when Peter was 7.
Remus: farm family, literally grew up on a farm and had like two horses, cows and chickens. His dad worked all the time and his mum was stayed home and took care of the animals. Remus was closer to his mum because he barely saw his dad but in the 6th year she got six and the year after they graduated she passed.
Marlene: child of divorce, (She jokes about it a lot) parents divorced on good terms but donāt keep them in the same room for long because they will argue. Has two older brothers that raised her when he parents were fighting
Mary: raised by her dad, only child, her mother passed away and severe complications during the pregnancy and birth. Her dad always would treat her like a princess but they did not grow up rich, her father balanced two jobs and taking care of Mary. He got a lot of help from grandma MacDonald
Lily: her and petunia were close, REALLY close and were all aware of them splitting apart after Lily was sent to Hogwarts. But I like to think they didnāt just, minimise contact. Petunia despised her so much that as soon as she could cut Lily out completely, thatās why she hated Harry so much. But deep down she still loved her sister,
Barty: absolutely despised his dad. (In a muggle au I enjoy him having severe religious trauma and thatās why he despised his dad so much, probs will write some short about this), his mum was completely corrupted by his dad and always listened and believed everything he said. Barty still loved his mum, he knew that she wasnāt really like that, itās his dadās fault.
Evan + Pandora: parents were very together but Pandora was raised as a princess, learning how to be a good housewife and a perfect mother, while Evan learned the āmanlier stuffā (which I cannot think of right now so use your imagination). The Two grew up very differently from eachother, so they never had a strong relationship, but they learned bro be siblings over time
Dorcas: another child of divorce, probably why Marlene and her clicked so well. The only difference is that Dorcas parents divorced when she was really young while Marlene was older. Dorcas always favoured her dad over her mum but they both were severly flawed.
Headcannon that James was the biggest hater ever. He and peter were mad shit talkers and soon Remus joined that club. Sirius did not join the club but he did listen in on many meetings (he hated privately unless it was his snape). So imagine the marauders all in there dorm, Remus studying on the floor, Peter sitting on his bed, James hanging upside down off his bed and Sirius kicking his feet next to Remus hating on anyone that pissed them off that day. James may seem nice on the outside but deep down he was a hater and his friends found it hilarious that some people he ālikedā he actually ādislikedā as he states, because he does not hate people he just dislikes there actions.
I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent youāve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyoneās poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends donāt understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.
(please Iām not British so like idk what holidays itās called between school years, like idk if itās summer or winter or in between, itās confusing and also seasons are backwards there)
I think what I love about gilderat is how complex it could be. Imagine the marauders, absolutely despising gilderoy for how stuck up and stubborn he is (not Like there any different). But then there was Peter, less stuck up and stubborn than the other marauders and also absolutely obsessed with gilderoy. He never expressed these feeling to anyone and he was good at hiding it, until gilderoy was moved into Peterās class because of reasons he was paying attention to. Slughorn paired gilderoy with Peter claiming āyou will do better with him rather than mucking around with all your dumb friends,ā so Peter reluctantly agreed.
Over the next year Peter would absolutely despise gilderoy for being smarter than him and absolutely despise how attractive he was. So when it was late and they were Together in the potions classroom, Peter was very ready to go back to his dorm and sleep. That was until gilderoy practically pounced on Peter, there lips interlocking and Peter didnāt complain. Instead gilderoys hand pulled frantically at Peterās hair and Peter pulling on gilderoys waistint, wanting him closer.
And they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. But they never dated, atleast that was gilderoy said, and yes there was the whole cologne thing, Peter would ask but never get an answer. And yes Peter also asked why they couldnāt date, because he loved the sneaking around in broom closets and empty classroom, once even in the dorms at a gryffindor party. But gilderoy would play it into the fact that he was āstraightā
So they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. That was until Peter had enough, he confessed how he actually felt about gilderoy and gilderoy never spoke to him again. James knew soemthing was wrong with Peter so that how the secret āgot outā only to James of course and he never even made fun of Peter for it.
Gilderoy however, did like Peter. He was just scared that Peter was lying to him. Peter pettigrew the weird kid that was roped into the āpopular crowdā, he must be secretly and arsehole waiting to put gilderoy to the entire school, or just using him for to get off.
In a letter sent to Peter after they graduated, it included the name of a perfume and an apology. Peter knew who it was from immediately, but he never accepted the apology
I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldnāt know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said āmaybe this is just my fanfiction brainā and then she said āmaybe discuss some of there years at Hogwartsā and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 37
James: Iām watching insidious with my dad, if Iām scared to go to sleep tonight youāll know why
Peter: I wonāt
James: you⦠wont know why?
Peter: no
Remus: did you listen?
Peter: I did
James: I fear your not good at context clues
Peter: wtf is insidious
James: a horror movie, Which is why I said āif Iām to scared to go to sleep tonight youāll know whyā, If it was a comedy why would I be scared
Peter: Bc you would have watched a horror Movie?
Sirius: if the comedy was bad it would scares u
James: Yeah when the joke is bad I start screaming because itās horrifying, This is why I canāt go to comdey shows guys
Iāve made one of my friends who doesnāt know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I havenāt gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.
Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesnāt care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldnāt suit being taller than he is.
Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)
Sirius: Iāve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet
James: isnāt uncooked bacon just ham?
Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT
James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?
Remus: different parts of the pig
James: oh there all the same pig
James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences
Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier
Sirius: ⦠what!?
Remus: legs have a larger salt count
Peter: ye
Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg
James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass
Remus: Iāve never been more offended in my life
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34⦠I think
James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax
Marlene: just eat the wax, I would
Peter: yeah, donāt be a wuss
James: na I like living
Marlene: chicken
James: you do I then if your so tough
Marlene: kk!
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33
Peter: guys I need water but Iām scared of cockroaches
Sirius: is there a roach out there?
Peter: idk yet, I havenāt been out there
Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water
Peter: thereās a dead one what if itās comes back to life
Remus: I- thatās not⦠as far as Iām aware, cockroach necromancers donāt exist
Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29
Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow
Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?
Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?
Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC
Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26
James: so who is going to the picnic?
Peter: I am!
Sirius: so am I!
Remus: sorry Iām sick that day
Sirius: stop planning your sickness
Remus: itās already on my calendar. You canāt take things off a calendar
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23
Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?
James: It is what you put on letters
Marlene: I donāt sent letters, I text like a normal person. Iām too cool for letters
Peter: I hire carrier pigeons
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16
James: Iād go up to her and tell her sheās pretty!
Sirius: thatās not creepy!
James: yeah!
Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15
Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual
Peter: both
Sirius: Iām not French though
Peter: not yet
Sirius: huh
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!
Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!
James: whatcha playing
Peter: chess
If the Marauderās were born anytime in the 2000ās Iām only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.
To him itās a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.
Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.
After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hitās December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.
Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.
British people have always had an unexplainable hatred for the French. I need it to be explored in this friend group dynamic immediately.
The amount of casual conversations me and my brother have had about exploding France and turning it into a large snow globe is impossible to count, so tell me
Why arenāt the marauders planning to prank the entire country of France because Sirius happened to let his accent slip during breakfast, and now they want to remove croissants and pain au chocolats from the entire globe because it made them laugh too hard
We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to
itās been over a year since i read it and this fic still has me in a chokehold