Nursefailure Posting - Blog Posts
9 YEAR GAY STREAK SPEED!!!!!
anyways
Peak..... Peak is made I got to watch peak being made live !
We're literally Daiken both evil and not 💯💯
Still don't know what to do with Mai... Creature..
The brainrot serioused
Evil yaoi because . "Daisuke Kaiser" is hilarious to me.
But also the horrible lovely urge to make AUs for interests..... especially because I. Will rage against the 02 epilog. And a bit against the ending it was kinda meh imo......
Shayla Yuuto and his digimon Emperormon 🩷
Evil basically Ken oc of dramatic lore that includes tragic death and some unnamed unspecified villain I have yet to design
Long hair Ken my truth ggrrr.. the doomed found family siblings actually
He dies.
And uh
Turns into a digimon because he basically always was one he was just made to look human.. copyrighted with the symbol of kindness or something 💔💔
Live laugh love making AUs
What's it with family and buying bootlegs
My dad bought me a bootleg sakura miku noodle stopper once lmao
HELP MY AUNT ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE BOOTLEG CHANCE PLUSHIES (added, after I already bought the official one) AFTER I TOLD HER ABOUT MY FORSAKEN ADDICTION AND I AM LOSING IT
Intro post that is overdue
Hi, I'm NURSEFAILURE!!! Except that is nawt my name obviously that's just my branding (???)
I'm Ryver!! I am a queer (fuck labels) west-german (MINOR) dude who spends too much time nitpicking at his own code and contemplating whether to actually do something or just procrastinate and scroll on tumblr/twitter/tiktok for hours...
I go exclusively by He/Him and masc/neutral terms, though I AM Agender!!! Except that's just what I paste for clarity because the concept of gender doesn't make sense to me lmao I'm just me bro
My interests lie in a variety of things, such as coding, writing, playing games (like NIKKE, lots of Visual novels, cookie run, pokemon...) And more. One of my biggest current interests is SW and the nightlife industry, but not from an angle of appeal and moreso the topic as a whole! It's insanely interesting to me and my sona is based on kyabakura hostesses for that same reason RAHH
I am taken!! I have been for about 2.9 years (as of 14.05.25) and that by my absolute godsend sunshine of a partner ( @certifiedsungod ) , talking about him is a big chunk of my personality so like beware /silly
I am a(n aspiring) game dev, specifically the founder of LUMAR EXPRESS ENTERTAINMENT 🙂↕️🙂↕️ .... Which consists of exactly three depressed homos (me, the coder and writer, Phrog the artist #1 and musician and Liv the artist #2 and emotional support) but that's besides the point LOL
I love thinking about my projects, specifically PROJECT LUMAR.... huge ginormous projects that I want to make my career (hopefully)
PROJECT LUMAR is a category of projects I have crammed into the same overall world,, LUMAR!! Wow you couldn't have guessed that huh /j anyhow..
LUMAR encompasses 355 countries as of present time in lore (yes, I do enjoy torturing myself) and the projects work to bring awareness to a variety of topics while also encouraging proper representation with well-written lore. (No one stays one dimensional in MY household) As of now we're still in the concept stage and will remain buried there for a LONG time,,,
Currently we only have one MC finished and designed and that is coincidentally my sona.... Ryver Miya’moro! Before you ask he literally had the name Ryver first I literally snatched it off of him and it's been my irl and online name since 🙂↕️
Now that I have mentioned my shayla I obviously have to talk about him
Art by my beloved, aka certifiedsungod
Ryver Miya’moro
(“Ryver” lumarian for “to be wrathful/wrath-filled + Miya’moro, lumarian for courageous (Miiyaa) and beast (mo’oro) )
Is the #1 hostess of Kiyokami (located within the region TRAP’E MAR KAMIR, lumarian “ki’yyo” defining + “ka’mi” future, a cyberpunk “paradise” known for its nightlife and racing) as well as a champion racer who frequently wins international cups.
He may be a trans man, but he uses the fact of being afab to his advantage to garner fame and love from people in Kiyokami and even internationally. He works at IIKO++, a popular hostess club known for its bunny (suit) theme owned by his adoptive mother with his adoptive siblings.
Logo of IIKO++ in lumarian, designed by me!
Outside of work Ryver is way more timid, preferring to be cooped up in his penthouse apartment that is part of a complex belonging to his racing team. He spends his time collecting figures of his favorite queer pairings, being especially picky about food, buying all sorts of things with his boundless amounts of money (and overspending on charities), coding, posting freaky stuff on social media for his fans or working on androids. Yes, robots! He loved building those and will fight tooth and nail to build you a functional prosthetic if you even *dare* to exist next to him with an old looking one.
When not in his half-bubbly half-freakish-dominatrix hostess sona he's generally a MEANIE. In the sense he'll gladly tell you to fuck off if you get an inch too close to him. He has mood swings and anger issues (which shine when he's on the race track, he's Kiyokami's very own Max Verstappen) but he's mostly angry due to unexplained pain in his whole body.. (Wow I wonder who that is based on!! Haha...) He prefers being on his own but usually doesn't mind company unless said company is annoying.
He owns a pet bunny called Cookie, a white fur ball with black and brown spots. A feral creature. She bites. She will bite you in the ass. Watch out.
Errr I can't say too much I'll be spoiling future games so you get basic information yay!!
Back to ME over my sona uehehe...
I have a spending problem I love commissioning artists UAUAUAJAJAUUA
“nursefailure” aka my whole branding comes from my trauma regarding hospitals, I use hospital related stuff to expose myself to it and cope with what happened there. It is really really dear to me because it keeps me from TWEAKING OUT /j
I also go by “hostessfailure” for similar reasons. I don't like unhealthy coping mechanisms (2 years SH clean, baby!) Annnd using my interest in nightlife and hospital stuff to cope with all the SHIT life puts me through really really helps!! So no I will unlikely conform to the idea that teens aren't supposed to talk about sexual shit. I am COPING!!!! I have HORMONES!!!!!! (And hypersexuality) learning and coping using this stuff is keeping me healthy and as close to happy as I can get in my current environment
Before you come with internet safety; yes, I know. But I also have a group of friends I can unleash on any hoe trying any funny shit + it's an integral part of interacting with me so it IS kinda important because I tend to ramble about it.
That out of the way I WILL massively try to befriend you! social interaction is scared of me!!! Jokes aside I am social. When I want to be. 90% of the time I just don't want to.
I don't have a strict dni (they don't make sense to me) but I WILL block freely. Also if you don't like my partner for any ungodly reason I will bite you and I will not wanna conform to your shit nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also don't stalk me that's fucking weird
Uhh BYI I swear a lot!!! I make sexual jokes, not about people but just in general!!!!! I have strict opinions, especially politically and I will loudly voice them!!! I can be self-deprecating without realizing it. I joke about a lot of my trauma to cope. I am prone to talking about my partner a TON so if you don't like that get out. I have a problem of trying to correct people (trying to be helpful) but I understand if you don't enjoy that.
I talk about the stupid unexplained pain I have, bodywide pain that sometimes is near immobilizing for me!!!!!! Yes I'm getting test after test rn,,,,, doctor stop snatching my blood I'm gonna go dryyyyyy /silly
Oh yeah also if your ass is friends with the groomer (floof18 / lucindaraptor) and won't let me educate you on WHY they're a pedophile and a creep I don't wanna talk to you!!!
Some of the tags I use frequently!!
#nursefailure posting — everything me
#ryver shitposts — reposts and other bs
#returninglotus — me && beloveds gayass pokemon bw ocs!!
Anyways that's it yeay I may punch more stuff in in thefuture
Hey look, me mentioned!!!!!!!! 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ Giggles
Except I have no clue who to tag either and I don’t wanna double tag someone who’s been tagged before errrrrrrr
@itzmintyleafx @coqui-studios
Be doomed with @ notif
A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
@ey-theys-was-coronas
@fangirlhehe
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-
RAHHHH thank you @williceunleashed for another Korelin art masterpiece ueueuehhee
How about Father's day
Happy Mother's day to all the mothers out there, and me also
That comes with being old /silly
Actually no clue I have it too and I'm not near your age Ghetsis
Why does my back hurt so much
Where can I sign that petition
Petition to make Zinzolin the new leader of team plasma
No I hate him.
Evil Video of pure hatred and evilness
@certifiedsungod 😓
“Did you just stab m—”
Yes. It was a double edged sword, and I made you come closer so it'd take the both of us with it.
(Sorry I like getting poetical)
@certifiedsungod SOBSOB. THEY'RE SO US DUDE I'M GONNA START SOBBING. I LOVE YOU.
Tender by the delights is actually THE korelin theme song btw. Declared by me (￣∇￣)
I love the delights.
Artist credits so youuu can go support them too
Img 01 🖌 : miraizu on TH
Img 02 🖌 : williceunleashed on here!
Img 03 🖌 : insectarine on TH
Last one is by my beautiful gorgeous fantastic wonderful beloved Mirelette (─ ‿ ─)
AU World building going well, totally so! (This masterpiece was made by Zag’s undeniable urges)
