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Im a new blogger!
This is to open my new Tumblr blog and to embarrass my future I :)
(I've always wanted to do this)
~Info/Rules~
~Masterlist~ ~Hey all, welcome to my blog. As seen in my name and description, I write yandere things. I hope you can all enjoy my blog/writes.~
What Resident evil games I write for:
So far I only write for Village, and Biohazard. These games are the ones I know the best, so I only write for them at the moment. I will consider adding more of the games in the future, once I play them.
What I write and don't write:
I do write gore/violence
I do write nsfw, if I feel comfortable enough to. It might not be good though. (Please be specific about the nsfw scenario you want.)
I do write both romantic and platonic yandere.
I do write Fem! reader and Non-Binary! Reader.
I don't write heavy nsfw/heavy kinks
I don't write disorders and mental illnesses. (I am not trying to be rude, I am just terrible at writing them, and don't want to offend anyone.)
I don't write r*pe/pedophila/Incest.
I don't write homophobia/Transphobia/Racism.
I don't write large age gaps.
I don't write Male! Reader.
~Feel free to send asks to get to know me, just nothing overly personal. And don't be shy to DM me either!~
Hi I'm new here! And am mostly here to indulge in some well-written fanfiction.
Buttt- I wanted to share a comment I made on a prompt that I came across since I'm pretty proud of it soo yeahh.
Hello / Introduction
Howdy everyone! You can call me Rey! I am 19, use He / Him or They / Them pronouns, am very spiritual, dabble in the occult, and have recently discovered the Shifting Community. This blog here, newlifeshifting, is going to serve as a way for me to document my journey, thoughts, etc. related to shifting! I also aim to give as many tips and help as many people as I can, as I believe this is something everyone has the right to experience should they choose to. I'm going to try to inform others of my experience and learn together! Thank you for reading and I wish you all a safe and happy day / night! -Rey
Hi, I started a side blog called @reigemerystuff!
It's a personal blog that features some of my original poetry and other fandom-related content.
You can check out the intro here and the blog faq here.
Official Intro
About Me:
Just an average writer with sometimes too much creativity and very little time. I'm open about my lore and love answering any questions about it.
Call me Rea, please.
About this blog:
[No masterlist yet]
This is a writer's haven for my ideas, whether it's OC's from different universes or ones I've created within my own world.
*Author's Dummy Note: if any ideas inspire you, please credit me and I heavily encourage artists to draw anything as long as there is credit and it's respectful*
My writing:
I focus on fiction, science-fiction and horror. This blog is a pot of ideas, it will definitely vary and be inconsistent. So please expect that from me and don't be too mad.
STARTING AN ASK BLOG!!!
I just had the brilliant idea of making an "ask mettaton" ask blog, get ready yall, he's popping in soon...
New ask blog!
I made a ask blog for my character Slim/Puppy, he’s my version of Fellswap/Swapfell-Red Papyrus. The blog is called edgierb0ne for those who want to follow it.
"When a door closes, a window opens... or something like that."
-Max Caulfield
First post on the new blog
If you're reading this I hope you have a lovely day :)
My last account stopped working and I can't sign back into it. So here I am with a brand new account :) I plan to have nerdy stuff and much more (eventually) on this blog since tiktok is getting banned and we don't know if it will actually stay on our devices.
Review #1
Midas By Wunderhorse. Released 30th August 2024
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The long wait for Midas by Wunderhorse is over! The album is here. As i saw it was released on Spotify, i rushed to grab my headphones, turned the volume up all the way, and just listened.
Let’s begin!
Midas- Track 1
Midas starts us off strong, a good guess of what the album is going to be, it is one of my personal favourites, it is so incoherent but so understandable in one of the best ways possible. 5/10
Rain- Track 2.
Hey! i like this song. but i don’t think it’s one of their strongest songs on this album. i can imagine the moshpits that are going to come from this song. i don’t have much to add for this song. 3/10.
Emily- track 3. such a beautifully sad song, so many emotions are being poured out into the instruments, the vocals at the beginning of the song makes me think of someone trying to pretend everything is okay, and as the song progresses Jacob Slater gives up and has enough and needs to just let them go. an absolutely beautiful song about heartache, loss and grief. 6/10
Silver- Track 4
I don’t have a lot to say about Silver, i think it’s a beautiful song and an amazing song to come after Emily, i feel like this song is the “we’re both broken but we can be broken together” anthem. 4.5/10
Arizona- Track 5
My favourite song on the album!! Midas is really good but nothing compares to Arizona for me ! it’s so beautifully written, it’s so beautifully constructed and the lyrics give me a sense of longing and yearning i feel jacob slater was feeling when he wrote the album. (although i swear i’ve heard “where do you go to my love” somewhere before) It is just a beautiful song. 10/10
Superman- Track 6
Now i might get absolutely dragged for this opinion and that is okay. i felt that Superman was very coldplay sounding, which is not a bad thing okay? Coldplay are one of the biggest most influential bands going, a comparison to them is never a bad thing! it’s overall a good song and beautifully written. i give it a 3.5/10.
July- Track 7
I think July is one of their best singles, the instant goosebumps i get from the first breakdown in the song, i got them when i listened to the song for the first time. i get them now. the repeated lyrics of “i’m ready to die” make me imagine someone begging someone to just take him and his own struggles seriously, i think it is a very heavy (lyrically and musically in a way) song to put on an album, it’s raw, it’s opening yourself up to someone in the most authentic way possible. the last “i’m ready” and the last note of the song that gets dragged out makes me picture a heart monitor finally flatlining giving the imagery and sense of relief he got what he was begging for . 7/10
Cathedrals- track 8
Cathedrals to me is all of the cliches of song writing put into a song, i like how the instruments have been played, the vocals were also very good. this is definitely a weak song on the album. 2/10
Before we reach the end songs of this album, i would like to state that; i am a new wunderhorse fan! you got me! and i am not a writer!!! but i thought i would just share my unbiased opinions as someone new to this artist, i am very fond of this genre (rock according to google) and i think Wunderhorse have put out an amazing album, no album can be absolutely perfect start to finish and what they are doing with only 882k monthly listeners (Spotify) they have made something new and pretty amazing!
okay back to it!
Girl- track 9.
Hmmm.. what do i think about Girl? I think it’s a catchy song, a very sweet meaningful song which is quite a change to their previous songs, but it proves that Wunderhorse can write happy (if that’s the right word?) song. 4.5/10
Aeroplane- track 10 (the end)
I think Aeroplane is a good end to the album, the track is 8 minutes long but as you listen to it, it really doesn’t feel like 8 minutes. it’s a beautifully written song, musically and lyrically. i don’t have much more to say (got a bit common for me to say towards the end didn’t it!)
Overall, Midas is a pretty solid album, I think the whole thing flows very well. the “heavier” songs weren’t all smashed together to give us a really strong and fast half of an album and then the other half just being slow wanting the vibes to come back up (**cough** bleachers self titled **cough**).
i think a lot of the songs were written with a lot personal touches and it felt like Jacob Slater and the whole band let us into their thoughts and emotions and their own struggles. I can see this album being very personal to myself and a lot of people around me.
the only question i have is. What’s next?
I started a separate sketchbook art blog! As to why I didn’t just start posting them on this account... I don’t know, I think I just wanted a fresh start with them and a cleaner focus!
Go follow it if you want to see sketches and other things! And I’m not promising anything because I want to keep my internet soul wild and free, but I might not post that much on this account anymore. Maybe I’ll turn this into just a general account, idk!
tiger!
Title post
Welcome to my Tumblr. I don't know a single thing of how I'm meant to do anything so...
Hi, I'm Exham. I'm a minor so **don't try anything**. I'm a multifandom person. I suck at pretty much everything but I'm still here, just to chill.
Socials:
Discord: exham._._83278
Wattpad: ERROR090
c.ai: Exham_
Please read my rules before you interact or follow! These are the general rules to my blog.
General Rules
This blog will be handling both SFW and NSFW content so one must be 18+ to interact.
MINORS DNI I CANNOT STRESS IT ENOUGH!!
Please do not randomly dump vents into my box I am not your therapist. I can offer advice on day to day scenarios but that’s it.
Thirsts or headcannons are always welcome unless they are closed for the time being.
I am not obligated to respond to anything in my ask box at any point in time.
Do not spam my ask box to get me to answer you or respond. It will not get you anywhere.
CONTENT RULES
I will not write or respond to requests with certain kinks. Scat, piss, blood play, knife play,,, Most harder kinks I will clarify on any others that I will not write later on.
I will not write incest or pseudo incest.
I might write certain characters as yanderes but not all.
I’ll write/talk about mostly domming characters but don’t mind occasionally thirsting for a sub reader thirst.
Threesomes and Polyamory are welcome within the boundaries of my rules.
DO NOT REBLOG MY WORK ON TIK TOK OR ANYWHERE ASIDE FROM TUMBLR UNLESS PERMISSION IS GIVEN WHICH IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY TO HAPPEN!!!
FANDOMS
BNHA (I will not write for Mineta, Endeavor, All Might, Present Mic, Vlad King, Spinner, Kurogiri, will clarify on anyone I’ve forgotten if a thirst on them is received)
JJK (I will not write for Panda and I haven’t read the manga so I won’t write for anyone that only appears in it)
Haikyuu (I will not write for Kiyoko or Yachi it just doesn’t sit right)
Cinderella Phenomenon (I will not write for Parfait, King Genero, Ophelia)
Seduce me the Otome (I will not write for any of the generals ESPECIALLY RABBIT)
Bungou Stray Dogs (I’ve only watched season one and I will not write thirsts for characters like Kyoka or the sort I will clarify when seen)
Twisted Wonderland! (Won’t write for the teachers or head master I don’t like him”
Fandoms will expand and shrink as time goes on.
⌞ DOVE ⌝
she/her. girl-kisser. writer. infj.
main masterlist 𐙚⋆°. rules and guidelines
requests are open ⋆
.❆ ݁˖ hiii i'm dove (nickname since i won't disclose my real name) and writing is one of my favorite pastimes, whether it's writing fanfics or poetry.
.❆ ݁˖ i'm currently in high-school and am planning to become a psychologist one day. i love reading people as much as i love reading books.
.❆ ݁˖ i may not always be actively writing (writer's block victim🙋♀️) but requests usually inspire me, so my inbox is always open !
.❆ ݁˖ i'm always open to suggestions and constructive criticism so be free to give any feedback if necessary (might cry but that's fine)
.❆ ݁˖ not sure if i'll post any poetry on here, but i'm open to do pretty much whatever.
.❆ ݁˖ also i'm new to using tumblr as a blog, so bear with me🙏
that's pretty much all for now :)
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷. 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖
here are some fast round facts bout me:
i use he/they pronouns
i don’t mind if you call me moon or will or marcy or bunny, they all chill with me
my personality type is isfp
taurus sun - scorpio moon - taurus ascending
likes: candy, warm blankets, puppies, the colors lilac and yellow, anime
dislikes: the smell of rain (i’m sorry), seafood, roller coasters, horror films
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷. 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕞𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥
i suppose there’s no real harm in sharing what fictional characters have a special place in my heart. so let’s go!
Niijima Makoto
Akaashi Keiji
Morinozuka (Mori) Takashi
Bokuto Kōtarō
Albedo Kreideprinz
Koga
Sōma Hatori
Isaac Foster
Kurusu Shou/Syo
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Obi
Zen Wistaria
Sakamoto Ryuji
N
Kentarō Kyōtani
Sōma Kyō
Hyun Ryu
Iwaizumi Hajime
Kou Seiya
Xiao/Alatus
Diluc Ragnvidr
Tomoe
Sango
Sesshōmaru
Hibiki Ryoga
Tsukishima Kei
Mikaze Ai
Saeran Choi
post credit idea and inspo by @ moririki
𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐! 𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑴𝒊𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒊! 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅!
𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚! 🪷
Okay so I'm new here, obviously. I just finished making my profile and i think it looks really cute. Can't wait to write more here, even if it doesn't work out I'm still gonna try!
See you soon! -vee
New Blogs
So guys I just want to say, I am making two new blogs. One is dedicated to art that I will be working on before I post them give me some time. I know I keep saying I’ll post art that I am doing but I am having total artist block right now and I need to work on some fresh new ideas. The other is basically posting marvel crap, e.g. Ironstrange, SpideyPool, Stucky etc and obviously the actors as well. You can give me requests on what to post. Up to you really. Anyways, hope you guys like this idea. Oh, and this blog will just be reposting random crap if that’s cool. Ok, catch you guys on the flip side. Ciao
Check out my friend's page, please! He's a new writer and a talented one at that!
Thank you Panko Shrimps!!
💛🦐
A Valiant End
The armored man slumped down, resting his back against the stone slab, he took off his helmet and wiped sweat off his brow. “I just need some rest,” he sighed, his side stung with dreadful pain.
“It looks like you deserve it,” a man emerged from the treeline gesturing towards the bodies strewn about the area, “that was quite the battle.” The man was dressed in a well tailored black doublet, there were no fancy embroideries, but it was fine nonetheless.
“I tried my best,” the knight chuckled lightly, “they were tougher than I thought.” The knight was still sweating, it wasn’t hot today, he shouldn’t be sweating. The man in black approached the hunched over knight. His black hair was short and slicked back, he stroked his well trimmed goatee. “My name is Evander,” the knight said with a quiver in his voice, “and who might you be?”
“I go by many names,” the man in black said with a strange calm, “but you may call me Dáinn if it please you.”
“Odd name I must say my friend,” Evander said, “but who am I to judge.” Evander sat up and winced, that dreadful pain in his side grew. Dáinn stepped closer toward the exhausted knight, and for a second his image appeared to shift. Evander’s eyes widened as Dáinn briefly became a hooded thing in a large robe, he flickered back to the well kept man in black. I’m just seeing things, Evander thought, my brain playing tricks on me is all. Evander tried to rise, but the pain in his side caused him to cry out and slink back down. The knight looked down at his side and noticed the blotch of red growing under his chainmail. He placed his hand over that patch and held it there. “What are you doing out here friend,” Evander said shakily, “It’s not safe.”
“I am in no danger brave knight,” Dáinn said calmly, “you made sure of that.” The man in black was now standing next to Evander, he was tall, much taller than he had appeared. Dáinn let out a large sigh, Evander couldn’t tell what emotion the sigh carried, he was too focused on the wound he was grasping. “Does it hurt Evander,” Dáinn asked regretfully, “I am so sorry, I have no influence over the end.”
Evander looked up at the strange man, he was no longer the well kept man in black. Dáinn had become a tall man in a black hooded robe, in his hand was a large scythe, a tool made for reaping. Evander’s eyes widened as he grasped the severity of his situation, “You’re….”
“Yes, Evander.”
“So you mean I am…”
“Yes Evander,” the reaper said patiently. A chilling silence fell over the knight and the reaper, hours seemed to pass by.
“Well,” Evander said playfully, “I don’t suppose there is anything I can offer you to spare me?”
“No no,” the reaper said with a dry tone, “as I said before, I have no influence over the end. I simply come to observe and collect.”
“Well,” Evander chuckled, “I always japed how death and I were close friends.” Evander winced once again, a sly smile crawled across his face.
“Ay Evander,” the reaper smiled as warmly as death could, “I would say we are friends.”
“May I ask you something, reaper?”
“Of course Evander.”
“Did I lead a good life? Was I a good man?” Tears began to well in the wounded knight's eyes. He had reached his end, he might as well get some answers.
“That is not such an easy question my friend,” the reaper said introspectively, his image still flickering between the reaper and Dáinn.
“It depends on what you consider a good life. It depends on what you consider a good man,” the reaper paused and sighed, “I have been around for a very long time my friend. I have ferried many men, women, and sadly, children, across to the other side. I have seen great men rise and fall like the tide, and I have seen wicked men thrive and prosper. For many centuries, even I did not know how to measure the worth of one's life, but eventually I found a way that pleased me, and eased the minds of others.”
“And what was that, dear reaper,” Evander asked with great interest.
“Take you for example Evander,” the reaper said, “You have lived a long life, you have helped many people and changed many lives. If not for you, I wonder how many more souls I would have claimed this day” Evander thought about his wife, he thought about his children, a single tear rolled down his cheek as a smile spread across the knight's face.
“If not for you my friend,” the reaper said with a smile, “many would have died, and many would have suffered. You have achieved what many men desire, you lived a life of glory, and of joy. I am truly sad to have to collect you dear knight, it is not often that I feel this way. There are many that love you Evander, I hope that comes as some comfort.”
“Ay reaper,” Evander said through tears, “that is quite comforting.”
“I do not do this often Evander,” said the reaper, “but you have earned it. Is there anything you request? Any business you wish to resolve in the land of the living?”
Evander thought for a second, his mind wandered. What could he do with such a gift, he wondered. Not long after, Evander smiled, wiped a tear from his eye and had his answer.
“Could you please deliver my sword to my eldest son,” Evander said, “and please tell my wife how much I love her. Thank her……thank her for everything.”
“Absolutely brave knight. You have earned that much at least.”
Evanders tears had stopped, his smile was ear to ear. “My dear reaper,” he said bravely, “I do believe I am ready now.” Evander looked out at the sunset one last time. After he had gotten his fill, he closed his eyes and welcomed his fate. The reaper reached down and placed his hand gently on the knight's shoulder. The last thing he thought of was how remarkably warm the touch of death truly was.
So, A Few Day Ago On A Now Deleted Post I Said, I Was Going To Make A Blog For My AU Ideas! Well, I’ve Done It As Promised, Here It Is:
Blog info & Navigation
My Masterlist
Dm me for requests but before doing so please read the guidelines below.
Request are OPEN
💫 This is a multi-fandom blog
💫you can send requests via dms, but please be 18 years and older for smut,please!
💫I do have a job so I might not be able to answer right away so give me time to answer!
💫I mostly write fem!reader and gn!reader some times!
💫 some shows/movies will be changed into modern for Instagram blurbs. For example Star Wars and Game Of Thrones.
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Things I won’t write:
Major Character death
Dark topics such as suicide or rape
Scenarios that feature very particular experiences that I have no expertise on. (Like Male! or Trans!Reader for example)
No smut for the teens(for example dustin Henderson)
OC (only x reader)
Mostly everything else is okay to write but if there is something that I don’t feel comfortable doing I will request if you’re okay with doing something different.
💫This blog is a safe space if you need someone to talk to feel free to dm me!
💫if you hate in the comments of my posts you will be asked to stop and if you do not I will block you! Also I DO NOT give permission for you to post my stories or anything other than sharing.
Thank you for reading or just checking out my blog! I hope to see some requests!
Time travel! WOOT!
🏷️…to do list
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꒰🥐꒱: coining
꒰🔧꒱: posting
꒰⏳꒱: reblogs
꒰🎞️꒱: requests
꒰🍪꒱: questions
Chapter 1 !!!
Be Careful Not to Mess With the Balance of Things
Max Russo x Fem!Reader
Chapter 1: Strange News
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"Everything is not what it seems"
The usual Saturday chaos buzzed through the Russo household. Syrupy pancakes, scattered newspapers, and the occasional magical mishap. Justin was awake hours before anyone else, buried in the daily newspaper- it was the responsible thing to do as the student body president and all that whatnot. Max was surprisingly up for once, only at the sound of pancakes though. That explained how he was stuffing his face without a care in the world, sitting cross legged on the couch as he guzzled down extra syrup. Alex was late as usual, her morning bedhead explanatory of the horrid sleep she'd experienced.
"Morning" Alex mumbled, snatching a pancake off Max's plate as she shuffled into the kitchen.
"Ugh, c'mon. Get your own." Max protested between chewing, sighing as Alex walked off.
"Should've eaten it faster." Alex shot back with a smirk, biting into the soft pancake with glee.
Everything was normal- until it wasn't.
With a loud whoosh Professor Crumbs appeared in the living room, his grand robes defining his authority and honor as they pooled on the wooden floorboard. He had a cup of tea in his hands as if he'd been mid-sip when he decided to teleport.
"Who wants more pancakes?" Said an awfully excited Theresa as she entered the living room. Seeing the professor and the possibility of magic being involved, her expression quickly soured. "You know what? I'm out." She said before placing the pancakes on the coffee table and waltzing out- if she wasn't part of it then it wouldn't affect her, at least that's what she hoped for.
"Professor Crumbs?" Jerry stood from the table, eyeing the man interrogatively as if to be sure this was the real deal. "To what do we owe the honor?"
Crumbs waved a dismissive hand, basking in the respect Jerry showed him. "Oh, just a minor magical emergency. Nothing too grave...yet."
Justin stood up, brushing the nonexistent dust off his sleeves. "Everyone else, sit down. I know what this is. The professor is here to take me on an escapade-"
"No Justin, I am not taking you on an escapade." Crumbs cut him off, an irritated cough following suit though his tone remained polite. "There has been an unexplainable incident...a mortal girl has been given a nymph's powers."
The room fell eerily silent, tension building within all those who were present. Other than for Max and Alex, both of whom were silent because of confusion.
"A mortal? How is that possible?" Jerry broke the silence, digging deeper into the matter.
"We aren't fully sure," The professor admitted, setting his empty teacup onto the coffee table. "The late nymph's soul- her essence - somehow bonded with the mortal, gifting the girl with magical powers. The girl is completely unaware of what power she now carries, since they haven't fully manifested within her. If left unchecked her powers could go berserk, posing a threat to her own life and even the secrecy of the Wizard World."
Alex leaned against the counter, cocking her brow. "So you want us to track her down? Sounds like more of a Justin kinda thing.." She muttered, looking at her older brother who was already taking notes on his planner.
This gained an exasperated sigh from Justin as he glared at his sister. "Alex, this is not a thing. It's a mission we've been trusted with."
"Well, not only you- all the wizards in New York. You see, this girl has recently moved here alongside her family, that's the only lead we have on her. I wouldn't have bothered you all, considering the amount of troublemakers within this family, but the girl has proven to be elusive. The wizards tasked with finding her have returned empty handed." Crumbs' words definitely bursted Justin's bubble on being the 'hero', but seemed to only fuel his determination further.
Max, meanwhile, perked up. "So, we're kidnapping a girl? Sweet, I'll get the duct tape."
"Max..!" Jerry practically barked at his youngest.
"What? That's what he said.." Max muttered in reply, sinking into the couch further.
Professor Crumbs pinched the bridge of his nose, already regretting his decision on visiting the Russo's. "Let me be perfectly clear. If you meet this girl, and no we have no idea how she looks or who she is, you are to politely bring her to the Wizard World. At any cost, but still politely."
"Right. Kidnap her, but politely." Alex quipped, earning a chuckle from Max and a groan from the rest.
Jerry smacked his hand down onto the coffee table. "Don't any of you understand the gravity of this matter!? If this girl loses control, it could be a disaster. Magic is dangerous in untrained hands, especially for someone who's body isn't meant for it.
"Not to mention," Said Crumbs, helping himself to pancakes- contrasting the tension in the room. "If she isn't brought to safety immediately, she could-"
"Die?" Alex interrupted, her smirk fading away when the Professor nodded. For a moment her cheerful demeanor fell, eyes holding genuine concern. Though, she masked it quickly with her usual bravado "That's great".
Crumbs stood up, wiping his mouth with a napkin that appeared out of nowhere. "Any leads connecting to this girl should be reported immediately. Remember, we are short on time." Said the professor before materializing into thin air.
"Believe me professor, I'll be sure to find this girl and bring her to you..!" Declared Justin as Crumbs vanished.
"Cool. Justin can play hero. I'm heading out." Alex mused, already nearing the door.
"No, you sit down right this instance, this is a family matter..!" Exclaimed Jerry, pointing to the couch as he stomped his foot on the ground.
"So...we're all politely kidnapping her?" Max blurted out, eyeing Jerry with confidence in his words.
Jerry sighed deeply, rubbing his temples. "I give up."
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The sharp scent of bubble wrap and cardboard lingered like an unwelcome guest as you slumped onto your pillowy mattress. Moving to New York had been exhausting- three days of unboxing, adjusting to new neighbors, and dealing with the hustle bustle of the noisy city. You only massaged your temples, trying to calm yourself down- shaking off the strange feeling that clung onto you since your arrival to Waverly Street.
Ever since your walk in the park- under that whimsical willow tree - things had begun to spiral into a direction unknown. A sinking feeling drilled a hole deep in your heart but you ignored it. At first, you chalked it up to stress, but then little things started happening.
The time your suitcase flew up on its own, when you'd been too tired to unzip it and unpack- spilling clothes everywhere. Or maybe it was that golden aura- the faint glow you caught in the mirror - you swore surrounded you, like fairy dust from a children's book. You were tired. Stressed. And maybe just a bit loopy, imagining things.
That's what you told yourself, but the truth had to unveil itself. And the time was tonight, right now.
You were seated at your vanity, rubbing moisturizer into your skin when something sparkly zipped past your ear. This time you couldn't convince yourself that it was a dream. Two tiny figures, no taller than your hand, sat casually atop your jewelry box. One in a glittery pink dress with matching wings, fluttered in excitement. The other, clad in green, smiled shyly at you- hiding behind her friend.
"Finally..! She can see us!" Said the pink one, her voice chipper and high-pitched. "We've been trying to get your attention for days, but it isn't your fault either. It took some time for the magic to settle within you.."
You blinked several times, mouth opening and closing like a fish. Honestly, you looked no different from a deer in headlights. "What...what are you..!?" You exclaimed, scampering off your chair in panic- bumping into your furniture along the way.
The pink one rolled her eyes dramatically. "Pixies. Duh". Gesturing towards herself she smiled "I'm Rosa, and my shy little friend here is Ivy. Say 'hi' Ivy!"
Ivy timidly waved to you, coquettish eyes looking away and unable to maintain eye-contact. "Hi.."
This was not real, no way. You pinched yourself, wincing at the sharp sting that followed. Okay, so not a dream. Your heartbeat quickened as you pushed your back towards the wall. "Pixies...like fairies? What in the Sleeping Beauty is going on..?"
"Aw, she's in denial. Cute, but no. We're pixies, not fairies. Totally different things. We're more sparkle and less forest vibes.." Rosa blabbered, clearly offended that you compared her to fairies.
You only stared for a few moments before picking up a pillow to shield yourself from them. "So it's not a dream..." You muttered to yourself, glancing around the room in a frenzy. "Okay, then why are you guys in my room!?" You blabbered, pointing your fingers at the two pixies.
"It's not our fault...you're the one who...um...absorbed a nymph's soul." Mumbled Ivy, just above a whisper. Her wings trembled with anxiety as she stood up for her actions. "We're attracted to such pure forms of magic...that's why we lingered.."
"I did what now?" You asked, confused as to what was going on- now even nymphs existed?
"When you walked under that willow tree.." Ivy continued, fluttering closer to you with newfound confidence, though she was still cautious. "That gust of wind, wasn't wind. That's why these strange things have been happening to you.."
Rosa chimed in, her tone too cheerful for the occasion. "Congrats! You're basically a walking magical miracle now!"
"You're joking, right? You guys are out of your mind." You mumbled, looking at them as if they were crazy.
"Says the girl talking to pixies."
Touché.
"So what now? And why me?" You asked, trying to satiate the curiosity within you.
"We don't really have all the answers, we're just the messengers- not even actually. We were there when it happened and we're here now so we told you what we knew.." Mused Rosa, folding her arms as she dramatically pondered over something.
"Nymphs are unpredictable...we don't know why she chose you." Ivy timidly chimed in, her voice gentle as ever. "But, what we do know is that you need help. If you don't learn to control your magic, horrible things could happen..! It could overwhelm you, even-" Ivy was frantic with her explanation, as if something was going to hurt you- and you really wanted her to continue but Rosa interrupted her
"Don't say it." Rosa covered Ivy's mouth. "She doesn't need to know that now, and not by us..!"
"Know what?" You pressed, leaning in closer towards the duo.
Rosa only gave you a nervous smile before zipping towards the window. "Let's just say, things could get...messy."
Ivy, frenzied, looked between you and Rosa- who already flew off into the night. "I-I really need to go but just remember...everything is not what it seems.." She whispered into your ear before dashing off behind Rosa, leaving a large trail of pixie dust.
Needless to say, you didn't get any sleep the whole night. Now, not only were you probably seeing things but were definitely going to have dark circles for your first day of school tomorrow. Great. Just great.
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Author's Note: Honestly writing this for my inner-child and because Max Russo deserves more fics. This chapter was only there for context so be prepared for when our MC meets our ML (Literally giggling and kicking my feet). Also, trust me guys I WILL ADD MORE THERESA IN (and definitely adding in Harper too).
Hope you enjoyed!
My first fic on my new (other) blog !!!
So excited for this one (totaly healing my inner child) !!!
Be Careful Not to Mess With the Balance of Things"
Introductory post !!!
Max Russo x Fem!Reader
Chapter 1 (more coming soon...)
Synopsis:
When the usual becomes unusual all because of one girl…
Professor Crumbs never dropped by for casual visits. His sudden arrival carried grave news: A soul transfer by a nymph to a mortal girl, giving the mortal magical abilities. The girl, unaware of her new powers could fall victim to death or insanity if her powers were left untrained or weren't fully removed.
The Russo's weren't sure how exactly they played into this but once told that the only clue on finding this girl was her recent move to New York, alongside her family- things made more sense.
"So you want us to kidnap her?"
Naturally, none of the Russo's expected to actually bump into this girl, especially not Max. But upon bumping into the new girl at school, things took a sharp turn.
That girl was you.
Caught in a whirlwind of cheesy romance, clichéd tropes, and something as unreal as magic was you, painfully aware of how ridiculous everything seemed to be.
"Why does it feel like we're in a sitcom?"
But this wasn't a sitcom. Behind the sandwiches and spells was an ugly truth.
"You might die. Emphasis on the 'might'."
The 'might' didn't make it feel any better when everyone was so serious.
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Y/N L/N
"What in the bippity boppity boo is this..?"
"So you kidnapped me?"
"Oh no. I have magical powers. What a catastrophe."
"Why does it feel like we're in a sit-com?
Max Russo
"So yeah, we need to not not kidnap you. So I think that means we need to kidnap you."
"You like sandwiches too?"
"I can't believe you guys thought I wouldn't do something so stupid."
"You have beautiful eyes...like olives. I think I'm hungry."
Justin Russo
"Does it not get through your thick skull? You have magic powers and need our help to help you control them. Thus, you should totally follow us into this cramped corridor. So what if we're strangers?"
"You might die. Emphasis on the 'might'."
"Since I'm the student body president, your actions affect my reputation. SO STOP THIS. Thank you"
Alex Russo
"When did the music get so romantic and WHY IS MAX HOLDING A BOUQUET?"
"Isn't it fun? You have magical powers, so what if you might explode. Yeah no, that sounded better in my head."
"Relax, without stupid people we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at, right Max?"
"Try this spell, it might work. I found it in this book- "Definitely Not Curses". See, they aren't curses."
Harper Finkle
"Like my new outfit? Only made of bubblewrap and cardboard."
"I don't think anyone needed to see that.."
"Why does she get magic powers and I don't? Oh, she might die? Nevermind."
Jerry & Theresa Russo
"They'd make a cute couple, right Jerry?" "Agreed"
"That's it Jerry. I need an explanation, now." "Argh..! Max, word your sentences better..!"
"That girl could die." "I know."
Professor Crumbs
"No Justin, I am not taking you on an escapade."
"Oh, I didn't expect them to actually find you."
"This is quite an interesting case, truly. I just don't understand why the Nymph chose you."
"Anyone for some tea?"
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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the character's from Wizard's Of Waverly Place, all credits go to Disney for the character's used from their franchise. The only characters I claim ownership of are one's I invented myself.
Author's Note: Hello guys, I'm Brownie and this is my first story on this fandom (or anything Disney really). This is supposed to be a crack-fic but it still has a plot and is still taken seriously by me. When I say 'crack', I mean that the MC (you) is VERY self-aware- and obviously Y/N isn't Candace but that's the kind of vibe I'm going for. I'm talking about the "this is the eleventh time we've bumped into each other today" OR "Why does it feel like we're in a rom-com movie" kind of humor. BUT because I'm recently in LOVE with Max Russo, the character, I JUST HAD to start writing this. Not to mention, there's a lack of fics on this fandom and him specifically (I'm on a mission to change that)
To read it on Wattpad
My other blog (main)
My New (other) Blog!
Recently took a break from writing and kinda left my blog for a bit. I will be returning writing for twst as soon as I regain my lost motivation.
Anyways, I've been rewatching old sitcoms I used to as a child- the silly ones from Disney, and I've been completely OBSESSED with Max Russo from 'Wizards of Waverly Place'. So much so, I had the motivation to write again- a fanfic at that.
I created anew blog for it, in which I will be writing various stories/fanfics based on my childhood sitcoms. If you guys are interested, check it out!
My new blog: brownieblob
If you wanna jump straight into the fic: Be Careful Not to Mess With the Balance of Things (this is the introductory post and chapter one is linked on it)
Thank you, enjoy!
Intro post with nothing to say 🙃
Came for the art, stayed for the mutual sad vibes ❤️