Murder Husbands - Blog Posts

The Front Man has been the only thing I can think about since Squid Game 2

bonus:

Gooood they make me so ill /pos

You know that thing with like Barty wanting to kill his father, and Evan is like we can also kill my parents, and Regulus is like we can practice on mine.

What if they went through with it and after they realised how satisfying it was they started up an extermination company together.

"We kill your trauma and hide the body for free"

It costs extra if you need more than one body hidden.

I feel like I've already said it, but to be together at a museum and having this little conversation when you both have the capacity (and the will) to kill people is very, very, homoerotic (y3es I'm side-eyeing other movies/series)

I'm sensing a pattern here 🤔

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

will is a mitski girlie and hannibal is a lana del rey girlie. no I will not be elaborating further at this time

the Hannibal fandom on ao3 is feeding me so much murder husbands content. it's the best

not great at actually making it feel dark, though. even with all the cannibalism and making art out of dead bodies, it still always feels like a crack fic. the only ones that aren't are a few hundred thousand words long and I'm not invested enough in the content for those to keep my attention. unfortunate

hannibal is so fucking unserious like imagine you go to your friend who's a doctor for medical advice cause you've been having nightmares, headaches, been sleepwalking etc. and his only advice is to change your fucking aftershave cause he hates it