*leans on my fish and chips* heyyyy, I know I said British people scare me.. but since the bar has gone lower, any of ya’ll wanna like.. y’know?
HEY MEN, I’M FREE REAL-ESTATE!!!!
If i don’t get a boyfriend soon, I WILL throw a full on fit. Just Sayin’ !!
This just in : Basil is yearning for a boy again. And it’s becoming unbearable according to him.
Now back to your regularly schedule program. . .
The amount of gay yearning on Tumblr is insane,, like wtf man, I’m right here? Tf ????
Still man-less. This is homophobic and frankly, I’m very against it.
Hey babyboy, How you doin? *leans on speakers and the song Trees starts playin*
Hi guys, does anybody want to be my boyfriend/husband who whimpers fr? I have no idea where my other partners went and I am craving men that whimper grrrrrr *goes feral*
Boys in the EST timezone or In Connecticut.. pspspspspsps .. i need someone to kiss me and to hug me. C’mere pspspssp
So, Platonic or romantic husbands?? Where ya’ll at fr?
Who wanna be “ Boy who is absolutely feral x boy who is also absolutely feral.” ( They commit war crimes together ofc)
I enjoy how everyone on here is like “I want a boyfriend” or “I need a boyfriend” but when people Dm them, it’s like.. okay you’re friendzone. Annnnnd you’re friendzone. Oh and you too.
(I’m everyone. Also so Are people on the mlm tag)