Kaminari: I’m in need of a nap but vibrating with energy at the same time.
Momo, sighing: That’s a panic attack
Kirishima: Queen’s dead.
Kaminari: Queen’s dead?
Mina, nodding: Queen’s dead
Jirou: The gay feeling of seeing a pretty woman in a suit,,,,,, iconic
Bakusquad taste in music, based on the playlists I made for them:
Bakugou - panic at the disco and fall out boy. A little bit of mcr and other random songs.
Kaminari: It’s a bit of a mix of things that interest him. A bunch of electric songs ironically and a lot of pop songs.
Mina: A mix of female pop artists she likes.
Sero - A mix of 80s and indie music
Kirishima - A lot of motivation/workout songs. He mostly listens to music when he trains.
Kaminari: The bakusquad? More like the girls and the gays.
Bakugou: I’m begging you to stop
Kirishima: My middle school years were just me saying ‘not now gay thoughts’.
Kaminari: That’s gay
Kirishima: I’m unsure if that’s an insult or a compliment
Kaminari: It’s a statement of fact. Also, a compliment.
Kaminari: Bakugou, I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about your mom.
Bakugou: You should be! But also, why?
Kaminari, pulling up a photo of a magazine cover: That’s my mother on there! My mother! They describe her as ‘hot’ in one article MULTIPLE TIMES! My mother!
Bakugou, laughing: This is karma coming to get you.
Interviewer: So what’s a high point in your life?
Tokoyami: The only high point of life is death
It has come to my attention that Kaminari and Tsuyu grew up together (actually I’ve known this for a while) so some things to consider.
Kaminari’s mom is a hero and busy a lot and his dad probably works so he stays at Tsuyus place a lot
Kaminari and Tsuyu hang out sometimes and no one is sure how they get along.
The only people who know are Bakugou and Midoriya, for very different reasons.
Kaminari helps Tsuyu in social situations where she doesn’t do as well
Tsuyu is fully aware of what angry Kaminari is like and knows when to stay out of his way (Kaminari is the sort of person who seems happy go lucky but is terrifying when he’s mad)
Mina: Whatever you do don’t talk to Kaminari today. He had a tone of sugar and can’t speak comprehensively anymore.
Kaminari, appearing: Hnnnng, cheese
Aizawa: I’m like Shakespeare
Class 1A: How so?
Aizawa: I’m seen as smart and doing great work when in reality all my stuff is just thinly veiled jabs at people.
Bakugou, tapping an interviewer’s mic: Hi yes is this on?
Bakugou: I just wanted to tell all of you that I am very gay and love my boyfriend very much so leave me alone.
Mina: I’m the single friend that gives out romantic advice but will never have a relationship.
Kaminari: I’ve never seen you try for a relationship?
Mina: No, I’m fine being single, it’s just kinda ironic, innit?
Kaminari: So when did you first realize you liked Kirishima?
Bakugou: Why should I tell you?
Kaminari: I'll give you five dollars
Bakugou, sighing: We were hanging out and the sun was setting and he gave me a dopey grin.
Iida: Out of all our classmates you have the least chance of surviving until graduation.
Midoriya: Thank you
Iida: That wasn’t a compliment!
Iida: I have an important announcement
Dekusquad: Yeah?
Iida: I am not romantically attracted to people
Dekusquad, trying to pretend they didn’t know: Oh wow! Good for you for figuring that out!
Jirou: Someone asked me why I like girls.
Jirou: If you saw Momo laugh you wouldn’t be asking these questions.
Bakugou: I don’t know why people try to make me out to be complex. I’m very angry and here to win what more do you want?
Kirishima: Your hand in marriage.
Mina: People need to stop bullying us idiots. Just because I’m not the brightest doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!
Bakugou: I don’t care about those feelings, I care about your stupidity.
Kaminari: Dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
Aizawa: If pikachu could get electrocuted
Kaminari: I see how it is
All Might: Everyone is like ’oh how sad you live with chronic pain’
All Might: Jokes on you it became the norm and now I only really feel it in bad days
Class 1A: There are several causes for concern here
The Bakusquad sharing a house
Kaminari: Needs his own room because he just collects stuff. Mostly it’s cool bottles, cans, and rocks. He does in fact play the guitar in the corner.
Sero: His room is pretty normal except for a wall of souvenir keychains. No-one knows why he has them.
Mina: Closet spills put into her room, has a dance dance revolution machine in the corner for some reason.
Kirishima: Only thing besides a bed is a punching bag. Crimson riot posters on the walls.
Bakugou: Has weights as well as a toolbox. Posters of all might and other heroes.
Kitchen: Only Bakugou is allowed to use anything other than the microwave. He can ban people from the microwave for dumb decisions. There is an extra bedroom they use to dump stuff in.
Kaminari: One word to describe me. Go-
Idk who: Gay
Kaminari: Im bi for the last time-
Iida: The dekusquad are expected to have the highest of grades. Anything below a B is failing.
Sero: That’s nice. If Mina and Kaminari pass we go out for ice cream to celebrate.
Bakugou: I woke up and chose violence
Iida: You do that every day
Mina: Welcome to internet slang! Today we have Todoroki with us.
Todoroki: Thank you Mina.
Mina: Today we’re talking about tea, and not the hot drink.
Todoroki: There’s another kind?
Mina: Yes indeed! Tea can also refer to gossip. Spill the tea means share the gossip.
Kaminari: Someone just tried to pay me to charge their phone. They were like ”You’re Chargebolt right? I’ll give you 5 dollars to charge my phone” First of all it is nice to be recognized second of all sure.
Midoriya: Did you know pineapples are berries?
Aizawa, tired: Put that cursed knowledge back where it came from
Bakugou, about the bakusquad: You all are so annoying
Monoma: They really are.
Bakugou: Listen here you idiot those are the lights of my life.