Toodles can't understand why Chris is flirting with a jaguar
*toodles starts sniffing Chris' neck*
*Chris who was enjoying the comfort of a sofa*: What the fuck are you doing toodles?
Toodles: shut up... what perfume do you use?
Chris: none today... why?
Toodles: so it's your Natural smell...
Chris: what the fuck are you talking about...? You scaring me...
*Toodles with flirty accent*: you smell like the love of my life...
Chris: ...
Chris: can zach bots even smell?
"The complement of red is green"
-my technical drawing teacher
new obsession unlocked