Megumi X Reader - Blog Posts
the way things go
in which: yearningish kinda after mutual breakup
with: suguru, shoko, megumi
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not very angsty… sorry
megumi boyfriend texts
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megumi valentines special
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in all honestly, yn was afraid of fushiguro. the first time she saw him was when she was hiding from student council, she turned the corner to find him on a pile of bodies. not the most welcoming sight.
their relationship remained like that. yn was afraid of fushiguro, fushiguro probably didnt know that she existed. sure he saw her in the hallways from time to time. but those prolonged gazes glances didnt compare to the amount of times yn nearly tripped trying to silently run away.
when she entered high school she assumed that fushiguro would stop, and for the most part, he did. sure he was aggravated by a couple of students every now and then, but they had it coming honestly.
fushiguro attended every class and was on every a honor roll. he got nearly every girls attention, yn was not an exception. he was the standard of beauty, who could blame her.
although, out of all the girls in the school, yn was just average. if in fushiguros standards, probably below average. so she swallowed her feelings, if someone were to ask her who she liked. “no one.” she would say avoiding their gaze.
valentines was coming up soon, yn wonders if she would get any chocolates. hopefully romantic chocolates. maybe a boy in her class. maybe megumi fushiguro
eventually valentines rolls around and not a single chocolate left in her desk. thats fine, she wasnt betting on getting any anyways.
while eating lunch she heard girls talking about fushiguro possibly having chocolates.
‘wow. what a lucky girl.’ she thinks to herself.
nearly every girl (and boy) in the school was trying to figure out who it was for. he refused to say for his own reasons.
the last bell rings and school is dismissed for the day. yn walks home in the cold weather wishing she would’ve worn stockings for brought another jacket.
she hears speed walking behind her but doesnt bother to look back, she knows that whoevers behind her definitely isnt trying to interact with her.
yn feels a tap on her shoulder and shivers run down her back, their hands were cold. she turns around to find fushiguro, holding a small bag of chocolates.
“i got these for you for helping me.”
“help you with what?”
he shoves the bag further in your hands, looking to the side blushing.
“take them.”
fushiguro sprints off without looking back. “hey wait what was that for!” yn shouts.
after that she started noticing fushiguros lingering stares glares, did she do something wrong?
she assumed that fushiguro messed up and gave it to the erong person, or it was just gratitude chocolate. although, yn has barely spoken to fushiguro let alone done him a favor. she wonders who he really wanted to give them to. maybe that popular girl in his class. what was her name again?
a couple weeks after that chocolate incident, in p.e she overheard fushiguro talking with his only friend. “do you really think shes not getting my hints?”
“i wouldnt get them either.” (ita)
“i thought they were obvious” (fushi)
you quietly walk faster on the track. pretending you cant see fushiguro blushing and that other kid pointing with his mouth covered.
after abiut 1 minute you hear someone sprinting behind you. you think nothing of the footsteps until they start slowing down once they get within a couple feet across from you.
fushiguro looks to the his right, where youre standing. you divert you eyes. he takes inching closer to you.
“do you get it” (fushi)
you look at him in confusion. “hm?”
“get it?” (fushi)
“get what?”
…
“do you like me?” (fushi)
…
a/n: pls dont hate me because im bad at writing im sorryyy sorry 😞
then ill leave without a trace
in which: u leave without a trace ✌️💝
a/n: im so bad at smaus sorry 💔
with: megumi, yuji, satoru
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i got lazy w gojo but hes used to it huh. what w😳
i’m so sorry i’ve had such bad writers block but here’s a wip of a megumi x reader smut tehehe
✩°｡ ⋆ UNHOLY MATRIMONY
fushiguro megumi x reader
⭑ — PREMISE. in another life, in which fate is still screwing his life over, Fushiguro Megumi finds himself in an arranged marriage―with you.
⭑ — GENRE/WARNINGS. arranged marriage au, aged-up megumi, family drama, angst to eventual fluff, domesticity, hurt/comfort, profanity (from naoya, mostly), suggestive themes, mentions and descriptions of aggressive behavior, blood, violence, panic attack, minor character death
⭑ — STATUS. ongoing | playlist | ko-fi
prelude -> one ⋆ to be wed -> two ⋆ unholy matrimony -> three ⋆ the right husband -> four ⋆ going downhill -> five ⋆ sinner's punishment -> six ⋆ a longer dream -> seven ⋆ love unspoken -> eight ⋆ all falls down -> nine ⋆ all done -> ten ⋆ a death wish -> eleven ⋆ transcendent truth -> twelve ⋆ the most twisted curse -> thirteen ⋆ seize your happiness -> last ⋆ to the one i love
© CHULUOYI. do not copy, repost, modify, or translate my works in any platforms
filth teaches filth
warnings/tags: minors DNI, f. reader, DUB-CON, age gap (10 years), underage (for a time), unreliable narrator, depressed!reader but we never address it, oblivious!reader, naive!reader, icky!Gojo, freak!Megumi, Royal!AU, ward!reader, adoptive father!Suguru, pseudo-incestuous vibes, obsessive!Gojo, obsessive!Megumi, sexual deviancy, hinted somnophilia, isolation, murder, forced intimacy, these tags are not exhaustive. word count: tba summary: In the ten years you've been married to Gojo Satoru, you can count on one hand how many times you've seen him. With the end of the war, your dear husband has made his way back to your side, intent on winning your affections. Well, winning them is a formality. You're his wife. There's not much you can do to escape your fate.
if all goes well, the chapters should be relatively short (~500 - 2.5k words) and not necessarily in chronological order (this is subject to change bc...I am not a good planner lmfao). it's an AU that has been heavy on my mind <3
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Hi Can I Ask Gojo, Megumi,Shinobu,Sanemi, Tengen, Mitsuri and Itadori With The Father Figure Reader How They Would Act If They Discovered Pictures On The Internet Of Their Dad At The Club Drinking And Basically Being The Life Of The Party Picking Up Lots Of Women.
And The Other Day S/O Not remembering anything
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Kimetsu Academy
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»»————>Demon slayer<————««
Shinobu
She found you passed out on your kitchen floor
She didn't know why until a few days later
Her classmates saw the video and immediately showed her
They thought it was just some drunk dude and not her father
She's not mad just disappointed
She watched you chug an inhuman amount of beer then have a contest with another drunk to see who could (seemingly) dance better, sing, you even jumped on a pool table
the table didn't break but it sure did leave you sore in the morning
"Dad, are you serious?" She approached you with an unusual frown.
"What'd I do."
"What didn't you do. There is a video of you drunk out of your mind going around." She angrily pulled out her phone and showed you. She didn't give you time to speak before she went off again.
"I wouldn't be mad if I didn't see you drink so much. You drank like it was your last day on earth. You not as young as you think you are, you need to watch what you do." She started to sound worried and it made you feel bad.
"I'm sorry Shinobu. I won't happen again."
Sanemi
Sanemi was waiting for his students to arrive when he saw the video
He didn't know how to react
The who he called dad was dancing half naked to a crowd of people cheering him on
You were singing and everything
The only thing you had on were pants and socks
Everything else was nowhere to be seen
He was on his break when realized he forgot his lunch and like a good dad you brought it for him
He wasn't going to say anything but he just had to tell you
You were about to leave when he stopped you by grabbing your arm.
"Wait umm... Did you go out recently?" He asked nervously, not making eye contact.
"Yeah. Why did something happen?"
"You could say that." He showed you the video.
"I-i don't remember any of that." You swore as you cringed at your attempt at singing.
After the video stopped playing the both of you sat in silence. It was awkward.
Tengen
He thinks it hilarious
He was in the middle of making his explosive arts when he got a message from Makio saying "Get your dad before he hurts himself"
He had a good laugh watching you dance like there was no tomorrow
You had a chugging contest, played strip poker, made out with men and women
then blacked out
He couldn't be mad when you looked so happy
When he got home, you were being lectured by all three of his wives
"What would possess you to be so reckless? You could've gotten hurt." Makio says with Suma holding her back. You looked like a deer caught in headlights.
"But I'm perfectly fine and besides I don't even remember." You tried to ease her anger but it didn't work. She was about to explode when tengen helped Suma and Hina hold her.
"Whoa Whoa what's going on?"
"You saw the video. You saw this idiot."
"I think it was flashy. He was having fun and living his life to the fullest so I see no problem with him drinking every once in a while... With that being said you're not drinking without me there ever again."
Mitsuri
If you're happy, she's happy
but damn
She's never seen you act out in anyway
In her eyes you were a sweet and kind second father
Obanai found you when you went to the wrong house
He called Mitsuri and she came running
"Y/N I WAS SO WORRIED." Kanroji clung to you like her life depended on it.
"Worried? What happened?"
She pulled away and looked you up and down.
"You got drunk and blacked out." Obanai explained.
"Really?" You thought for a second. "I don't remember a thing."
"I bet."
Mitsuri hugged you again but this time tighter.
Who could refuse a hug from the love Hashira.
(Obanai stood to the side wishing it was him)
»»————>Jujustu Kaisen<————««
Itadori
He was scrolling on TikTok when a caption caught his eye
"DILF still knows how to party"
It a collage of 3 photos with a video at the end
first photo: You taking shots
second pic: A young woman in a crop top and mini skirt (?) grinding on
third pick: You taking body shots off the same woman
The video was You dancing with a woman on each side of you and another throwing it back on you
Gojo posted it
You were sitting on the couch when Yuji approached you.
"Uh dad... is this you?"
You watched the video completely confused you even took the phone from him to get a better look.
You go to the page to see Gojo's profile
You were gonna kill him.
Megumi
He was woken up by you drunk (with the asistance of someone you met at the club) and knocking at the door trying to find your 7 y/o son
he's 16
A few days later Nobara sends him a video on insta
You didn't have a shirt on and was making out with someone in the back of a club
He texted "..." to nobara
He sent the video to you
"When was that"
"I don't remember going to a club"
"I swear I don't remember anything"
Megumi remembers it
(the night in question)
*knock knock knock*
Megumi looked through the peep whole of the door to see you leaning on an unfamiliar woman.
When he opens the door the woman is quick to hand you off.
"Hi, is this your dad he's okay, just really drunk. Sorry for the intrusion." She said as was steadily backed up until she was out of sight.
"mmmmmegumi when did you get so tall." You try to stand up straight to compare you height but you end up falling backwards and falling.
From your spot on the ground you get a look at his face.
"Toji?"
"Who?"
*silence*
You passed out.
Gojo
He took you to the club and expected you to drink a little and go home
When things got wild he didn't have a heart to stop you
"But you looked like you were having so much fun"
If things did get too out of hand he would've got you
He took videos and pictures
He saved one as his home screen
"Who knew an old guy like you could party that hard." Gojo casually dissed you as he scrolled through his phone.
You ignored him thinking he was just pulling your leg.
"I've never seen you drunk before."
You ignored him again.
"You even flirted with a woman. You promised you take her home, she was into you too."
You were going to ignore him again but he played a video of you talking to the woman.
You couldn't help but check it out.
You could barely recognize yourself and Gojo was eating it up.
He was so proud of himself.
Hi Can I order Gojo,Itadori and Megumi Seeing Male S/O Like a Father. I almost never see requests for Jujutsu Kaisen
◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(●’◡’●)ﾉ yeah don't really get many jjk requests prolly cause i haven't read the manga but I've seen most of the spoilers already
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Itadori
He needs a RESPONSIBLE male figure in his life (besides nanami of course)
His grandfather already gave him many life lesson that stuck but you were what really kept him on a straight path
He came to you with all of his problems
When he ate sukana's finger he didn't know how to tell you but it seemed like you already knew
you never pressured him to do anything that he didn't want to do and
Megumi
You met him when he was a kid
Him and his sister needed a place to stay and although you didn't have much it was all that they needed
When he was in middle school you constantly was on his case about behavior and the example he was setting for his sister
He didn't listen to you at first but he did think about what you said when he was beating up kids
Gojo
You're the sweetest man he's ever met
Always smiling, always upbeat
He acts like a child
constantly jumps on your back and hangs on like a koala
You hardly ever get mad at him so he makes it his mission to make you mad
it never works and ends up with you annoying him
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Could you write how jjk would react to Male Reader being the host of the ghost Rider and that the ghost Rider has unlimited power when fully unleashed and the host is the built in safety limiting it's power
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"Domain Expansion: Ghost Rider" You said. You been itching for a reason to use it.
Your domain isn't complete but it's what you wanted to try seeing as, under Gojo's guidance, you improved a lot and thought it was a good chance.
The curse you were up against had no chance to begin with, it didn't even last a second.
"As cool as always Y/n" Gojo said from the sidelines.
With Gojo he was always amazed to see your domain expansion. blue fire everywhere and of course a flaming samuri on top a horse for you to control.
"Thank you gojo, can we go back now I'm really tired." You yawned, resting your eyes.
Domain expansion takes alot out of you, especially for someone who is harboring a curse on the level of Sukana's full power and it wasn't even a complete Domain.
You don't know when or how but when you opened your eyes you were in your room.
'I'm freaking starving.' you thought as you got up you walked out of your room.
(idk how the dorms look)
"Good morning Y/n. It's been 2 days, the 3 stooges were starting to get worried." Gojo said completely stretched out on a couch in the common area.
"is that so." You walked pass him and into a little kitchen to the fridge. It was empty.
'damn.'
"Gojo can you -" "Y/N" Yuji interrupted jumping on you. You fell to the floor with him.
"He just woke up. Are you trying to put him in another coma?" Nobara scold as she pulled him off you. Megumi helped you up.
"Maybe not open an incomplete domain next time you may not wake up." He said, it was clear he probably was worried the most.
"Why so cynical Gumi, he's alive isn't he and it's so cool to his curse in action." Gojo gushed over you as his lazy ass finally got up.
"Why don't we catch Y/n up over lunch. I'm sure he's hungry." Gojo put his arms around you and Megumi, leading you out the school with Yuji and Nobara in toe.
'Finally, some fucking food'
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This is my first JJK post, thank youuuuuuu
Profiles part 1 || yn’s group
m.list || 2etherial - extras
A/N -
・yn’s also friends with yuuta and panda but they’re not here 1, bc i just think it’d be sm easier to just post the whole band together. And 2, bc i haven’t finished their profiles lolol
・also yuuji’s acc is supposed to say 20k not 2 lol
Cupid’s Chokehold‼️
Is it possible to never even interact with someone who’s been friends with your entire friend group since high school? apparently. But never say never.
no curse au; she/her pronouns used
band member!inumaki x musician/streamer!yn
status: indefinite hiatus
taglist: open by request through my inbox
so many ideas for this series hopefully i’ll be able to get to them all :D she did not. rip.
yn’s group | 2etherial| | extras | posts
chp. 1 - From The Start ~✎
chp. 2 - December
chp. 3 - Tek It
chp. 4 - Misty ~✎
chp. 5 - Rhythm of the Rain ~✎
chp. 6 - Love Grows ~✎
chp. 7 - In My Mind ~✎
chp. 8 - I Will
chp. 9 - ???
chp. 10 - ???
best viewed in dark mode (or any mode but default or rave tbh)
dividers sourced from pinterest
☆*:.｡.｡.:*☆ multiple hcs: halloween costumes! with the jjk boys
summary: the costumes the jjk boys would wear with you during halloween ☆*:.｡.｡.:*☆
warnings: gn!reader, sfw, mentions of parties and possible drinking, crack asf, fluff☁️
includes: toge inumaki, yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, and yuta okkotsu
toge: mordecai and rigby, regular show
- your asses will be in the corner crying laughing over some brainrotted tiktoks and lil pranks you will be pulling the whole night
- you two put chili powder in the punch, yuji consequently decided to chug it, bro turned bright red from coughing so hard (you two were crying laughing with nobara and maki)
- will be saying/texting eachother “she mordecai on me til i rigby”
- will be making far too many regular show references
yuji: jake and finn, adventure time
- you two EMBODY jake and finn energy SO MUCH JFCCC!!!
- y’all will also DOMINATE in flip cup/ rage cage/ pong/ any competitive drinking game
- THE happiest of bestest friends in love fools
- you debated going lady rainicorn/jake BUT decided that jake/finn is ultimately more epic 😎😎😎
yuta: kiki and tombo, kiki’s delivery service
- the most lover boy to ever lover boy!
- you two both adore this movie so much, he was sooo excited to make this costume with you :,)
- y’all are off in your own lil world together, people watching, chatting, enjoying toge’s antics
- long eye contact from across the room!!!!!
- he will constantly be getting drinks and snacks for you the entire night :-)
megumi: coraline and wybie, coraline
- we all know he does NOT gaf ab this party, ONLY there for you!!!! (he’s so down bad)
- you and yuji will drag him up for karaoke
- bro has no rhythm at all
- smiles (secretly) at your attempts to get him to be festive
- he loves to see how happy you are in your couple costume (won the costume contest!)
- end the night up on the roof of the party house together, watching the stars, holding hands, talking
* ੈ✩‧₊ TEEHEEE that was my lil halloween blurb, lmk if u guys liked :,)
* ੈ✩‧₊ love you all sm sorry for my hiatus ya girl was busy,,, erm well heh… girl bossing🐺😏 #gradschool #grindset
* ੈ✩‧₊ i did this in 45 mins its 3 am WHOOPS😘
costume pic creds: ALL off of pinterest, so specific accounts linked, will link if anyone knows @!!!
cover art creds: @vah_arina on twitter <3
border creds: @cafekitsune
it’s the way i posted that twice like a boomer… 💔😔
… do yall still frick with me???
erm…. kittens… heyyyyy😄😄😁😁😋😋
so um SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY
💔 chat💔 i MAY HAVE gone missing for literally 2 months😘 i’ve been applying to schools and working full time this summer and i fell tf AWF i’ll admit it…..🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️SMH! 🫦🫦 buttttt i yam back now 😋😋😋 yipeeeee
i fr missed u ALL sm…..(ESP U IYA + my BELOVED moots🫵🏻🥸👩❤️💋👩)
okay but FR i am back now hehehehe and will be updating the smaus +other posts i planned a while back soon 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼
send in some recs if there is anything in particular u wanna see or have any ideas 😁✨ silly and joy maxxing so hard rn so happy to be back 😇🤓
erm…. kitten….heyyyyy😄😄😁😁😋😋
so um SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY
💔 chat💔 i MAY HAVE gone missing for literally 2 months😘 i’ve been applying to schools and working full time this summer and i fell tf AWF i’ll admit it…..🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️SMH! 🫦🫦 buttttt i yam back now 😋😋😋 yipeeeee
i fr missed u ALL sm…..(ESP U IYA + my BELOVED moots🫵🏻🥸👩❤️💋👩)
okay but FR i am back now hehehehe and will be updating the smaus +other posts i planned a while back soon 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼
send in some recs if there is anything in particular u wanna see or have any ideas 😁✨ silly and joy maxxing so hard rn so happy to be back 😇🤓
guys where is indi @gumiiiiezzzz i miss u sweet cheeks… come back…
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ clueless! smau
summary: the 1st and 2nd year boys are in love with you- and you... well... you're clueless.
warnings: f!reader, sfw, megumi is slightly emotionally constipated, fluff/crack
includes: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, and toge inumaki
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ PHEW 😮💨 i pumped these smaus OUT in like a day (def not while i was at work)😋
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ hope u guys liked :,) as ALWAYS u can always send me suggestions, asks, or recs <3
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ art creds and character rants below line LMAO
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ i am ALWAYS spreading chronically online toge propaganda
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ jk it's alr canon he a TROLL!!!
* ੈ✩‧₊˚megumi doing things he canonically dislikes: eating mochi (dislikes sweets) and reading fiction (non-fiction fan) is just so perfect jshdihais
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ ACOTAR REFERENCE ANYONE 😏😼 megumi being an emotionally constipated and reserved biddie is… honestly just cannon tbh
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ yuji pfp art: @11101AM on twt; megumi pfp art: @deltanpopo on twt; toge pfp art: jjk anime heh
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ header art link: https://pin.it/4mKbzO9tW
kittens… the results are in….
clueless! smau
summary: the jjk boys are in love with you and you’re… well… clueless…
… is out now!!! link here <3
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i am also continuing to push the chronically online inumaki agenda and won’t stop unfortunately😋
˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚* continue to send in ur requests!!! :O ˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚*
i am writing the same 4 characters as last time (also might include the JJK men if requested🫣🫶🏻)
˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚* divider credz: @pink-horizon
hi pookie! i love your writing, it makes me blush and ugly-laugh. do you think you can add ino into your jjk smaus + hcs :’) ?!
HEHEHEHE hi anon 🥰😋 thank u sm got me giggling kicking my feet over here🫦 but literally yes i will include ino :D
i am currently writing another set of the jjk boy smaus, then ill be writing some jjk men smaus where i will include ino!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡 he’s a top tier pookie and WILL be included
i’ll be writing hcs sometime this week too hehe lmk if u have any other requests or any specific asks 🫶🏻🫶🏻
divider credz* ੈ✩‧₊˚ : @elfbar-baby
GATHER ROUND KITTENS… 🐺 it’s POLL TIME 😈
i have a few ideas brewin lmk what yall want first😋
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ oops! smau
summary: the 1st and 2nd year boys accidentally confess they like you (fellow student)!!!
warnings: f!reader, sfw, yuta’s convo is slightly suggestive, fluff/crack!, kys jokes
includes: toge inumaki, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, and yuta okkotsu * ੈ✩‧₊˚
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ my first ever smau post hehe! lmk if you guys liked or have any suggestions :P
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ inumaki being chronically online just… is one of the best jjk fanon tropes of all time ngl
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ submit requests! (if u want)! please! and thank u! 🫡
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ art creds and spilled frustrations ab ai art below line LMAO
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ link to header art: https://pin.it/mKP2o2S95
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ yuji pfp art: @11101AM on twt; megumi pfp art: FUCKING AI (i’ll change it for next time, im a boomer i GUESS i didnt realize how much of this was ai art im- 😐); toge pfp art: jujutsu kaisen anime heh; yuta pfp art: @zec3x on insta
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ i think the header is also ai generated ugh :/ i could not find the artist ANYWHERE but if anyone knows lmk i will give credit!!!!!
*°•_:JJK Headcanons:_•°*
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!!!Fluff, ❌🍋(no smut)!!!
Featuring/Pairing: Itadori Yuji, Fushiguro Megumi, Kento Nanami, Inumaki Toge
(These are the (some) main people I absolutely know how to write for,
please give me ideas if you don't see someone/thing you'd like to see. <3)
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Itadori Yuji: ° Your first date and 1 month' aversarry (1 month' anniversary) is gonna take place at a cat/pet cafe.
° No exeptions
° Itadori is gonna have a ball with you regardless of where your first date is, but he know how much you like cats/(other animals).
° All of his attention is on you as you take pictures of the animals and eat the cute food.
° He can barely take his eyes off of you <3
° He fell first and fell harder.
° He is the type of guy to bring you a bunch of unnecessary gifts (like Gojo) at random times
° Except his gifts are cuter and personalized (unlike Gojo)
° Love language is definitely Acts of Service and Quality Time
° He just loves seeing you happy and safe and that's all that really matters to him at this point.
° Honest to God, brags about how cute you are to anybody who'd listen: his friends, his teachers, your pets, somebody's child, random pictures YOU NAME IT
° Takes you to the movies afterwards (he looked for good movies with the help of Junpei (😭💕))
° Somehow ate 3 (full size) plates of food at the cafe before you had to ask him, "HOW DID YOU EAT ALL THAT? ARE YOU OJAY??? YUJI ITS BEEN 15 MINUTES SINCE WE SAT DOWNNN!!??!??!!"
° Gives you a soft kiss on the hand and then cheek once you get home
° Your name is filled with hearts and stars on his contacts bc it's cute
Fushiguro Megumi:
° He didn't know how much was too much so he took you for a cute park-picnic date
° He makes sure to bring lots of water and fresh fruit because its midday.
° He also brought (favorite cake flavor) to share <3
° Likes to look at all the dogs he sees and tell you everything he knows about them
° He blushes so hard when you compliment/flirt with him (if you dyed his hair he'd look like a damn tomato)
° (my headcanon) He talks about how he'd like to be a veterinarian when he gets older because he doesn't want animals to live the same life he lived at one point
° His point blank resting glare scares off anyone who tries to talk to the both of you
° Keeps getting the sneaking suspicion that Itadori, Nobara and Gojo are talking about him (he got really irritated at one point, that's how he knows)
° Has the cutest giggles when a bee lands near your nose
° Brings butterfly/dinosaur charms for you because he thinks you look cute when you talk about them.
° Leaves the picnic area better than he found it because he's just responsible like that
° Takes you too a pretty garden area where he gifts you (favorite flower)
° Kisses your hand goodbye (I faint)
° Told his classmates and teacher that the date was nice and nothing else (💀)
° Your contact has a picture he secretly took of you and thought was cute
Kento Nanami
° The epitome of class
° I swear he just keeps raising the damn bar
° Picks you up in the late afternoon/ evening
° Dinner at a nice restaurant (I think it's French/Louisianan cuisine)
° He bought a present for you because he saw it on the way to his car to pick you up
° A nice walk to set up for a good conversation
° He made sure that everything was so perfect, found a great path (walkable in flats/heels) that you can see the stars when you look up
° Calls you - My Lady - (see that capitalization?)
° Wanted to bust out in his singing voice when he heard MCR playing from somewhere (he's a diehard fan at heart and we all know it)
° Very excited to tell you about how much he likes bread (he prefers fresh made over store bought and loves to laugh at the silly designs on his sourdough)
° Almost choked on his spit when he thought he saw Satoru somewhere but it turned out to be flowers or sum.
° It was Satoru, he wanted to be a nosy bat and see what Nanami was doing since the couldn't annoy him today
° Very attentive to little details when you describe things things you (dis)like so he can be ready for future dates
° In his bag he definitely has chapstick, a notepad (he's so orderly), some mints and he made sure to pack a pair of slippers for you just in case your feet hurt at any point
° He's such a gentleman and he's so nice and respectful to the servers during dinner
° Makes sure to walk you to your door once he gets you home safely
° Puts a 💕 next to your name in his contacts.
° (Gojo is called 'The Annoying One 🤞😒' in his contacts, the only other one with emojis)
Inumaki Toge
° This chronically online ass mfker.
° He challenged you to a Fortnite battle
° It's a gaming date.
° So much mogging. You hit him with a 🗿🔥🐺 and he got quiet
° SALMONNN!!! 😭😭🙏
° POLLACK ROE 😤😡😤😤
° Rice 💕🥰😚😍
° MUSTARD LEAF¿¿‽‽!!¿??
° Then Super Smash Bros™
° Soon y'all we're laughing your asses off at the villager prisons on your newly created Minecraft server.
° The unhealthiest amount of junk food known to man kind
° I'm convinced he consumes Redbull and gummy bears like water and air.
° When a creep kept pressing you on the internet he took over as your big strong man (he's shorter than 5'9, I checked 💀😭)
° Legit kept calling himself The Skibidi Alpha Pack Leader™ and how much he want (the creep) to join his gang of Loners™
° Uses (🗿🙏🗣️🗿🌶️💬🥇📢🩼🎯🍃🐺🌘) religiously and unironically
° In all seriousness he does love you though. He's so glad he has someone he can laugh with and talk to (using text to speech- ofc it's set to Gigachad Voice)
° Absolutely the best at lifting you up when your sad because you humor has been marinated in the TikTok algorithm and is peak
° When he calls he uses facetime so you can see his reactions and his eyelashes that are always on fleek
° He passes little notes to you when he can't express his words through ingredients: "Your laugh is pretty <3",,, "That (game)skin is so cute, it goes well with your weapon",,, "Thank you for coming out with me, I like you a lot<333"
° Afterwards he gifts you little trinkets from when we was at the mall one time.
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