Tony: Isn’t it supposed to be “you saved my life, now I owe you”? Peter: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life, and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me. Tony: I don’t th-- Peter: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why. Tony: … Tony: You concern me more and more every day.
Bucky: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Steve: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Bucky: Absolutely not.
Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.
Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.
Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.
Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Before we start, the OC is Wrynn, a Indian-Japanese telepath with the powers of a kitsune envoy.
Bucky: Pros and cons of dating me. Bucky: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bucky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Wrynn: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
Tony: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Stephen: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
Tony: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Sam: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...
Wrynn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Wrynn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Steve, jokingly explaining male anatomy to Wrynn: It doesn’t have a bone. Wrynn: Then why is it called a boner?
Pepper: Go fuck yourself. Tony, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.
Wanda: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vision: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Wanda: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vision: Is it working?
Hello, wonderful Tumblr weirdos! I'm Shroomie (you can also call me Day or Bee). I am a total nerd.
Fandoms I'm in: #humans are space orcs, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (NOT THE NEW ONE, THAT ONE IS SHIT), Genshin Impact, MHA, MCU, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda, Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Osemanverse, The Umbrella Academy, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Umibe No Étranger, Witch Hat Atelier, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and Honkai: Star Rail.
I have ADHD and maybe?? autism.
I do fanart, fanfic, incorrect quotes, and weird little rambles that will make absolutely no sense most of the time.
My ask box is always open!
I'm aroace, and yes, I fit all of the stereotypes. I like frogs, books, drawing, writing, shitposting, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cosplaying and kinda just generally being a strange little goblin.
*yeetery intensifies*
Smiles, Shroomie