Marc Marquez - Blog Posts
alien vale and cyborg marc. anyone see the vision
uhhh ehhh small fucking bastard! (EDIT IGNORE THAT I GAVE MARC THE WRONG NUMBER. OOPS.))
also! rushed cryptid vale concept under the cut (cw body horror)
Spaniards and their beautiful smiles.
Carlos Alcaraz on the Ducati Box
Guys!!! Never say "I won't do this" when love comes... amen.
Marc in his story.
Izaskun :Alex, what are your strengths for tomorrow's 25 laps? Marc, I don't know if he's being too cautious, but he says that not everything is perfect, that more turns can subtract instead of adding, whereas you say that it can add and not subtract, where's the balance?
Alex: Well, he lied. (Laughter)
Izaskun: Again
Alex:Maybe not, that's his thinking, but then tomorrow he'll pull something out of his hat. With Marc, you never have to say no, you never have to be relaxed, because then he reinvents himself...
Whorequez
Mi poor boy Pecco is horrified.
Little Pecco is taken by his friends to a strip club as a joke after winning a race.
His friends (Migno) pay a large amount of money for the most talented stripper in town to give Pecco a show.
Pecco is locked in one of the club's rooms and Marc makes his appearance.
This whole cheeky dance begins as he mocks Pecco
And Pecco is too embarrassed to see what Marc is doing, but Marc is an attention-seeking whore and he's not going to let Pecco ignore him, so he starts taking off pieces of his little costume.
Now it's impossible for Pecco not to look, and Marc urges him to touch him even though it wasn't part of the deal. Marc climbs onto Pecco's lap, rubbing against him. In the end, Pecco loses control and kisses Marc. The show ends, leaving us with a little rat Pecco.
Davide Tardozzi is a Marcnaia Fan
never beating the bike fucker allegations
My bff turns 32 today 🤍🎂 Feliç dia amor meu!!!!! Per molts més junts via @/gemmpinto ig
happens to the best of us
I ran into him on Friday morning at Mugello, when the day before he had publicly said he wouldn’t go to Pramac under any circumstance—that if he were to stay on another satellite team, he’d stay where he was. That Thursday, it was taken for granted that Martín was chosen to go to the official Ducati box as Pecco’s teammate. Pecco was happy, Martín was happy, Marc was furious. The next morning, he ran into Campinoti, and I was right there, and I saw how he told him, “It’s nothing against you or your team, but I’m Marc Márquez, I’ve won eight world championships, and nobody tells me where I have to race. I choose where I race.” And he convinced Dall’Igna to bet on him, staying in the official Ducati team. Yes, before signing, he asked him, “But are you staying with the official Ducati team next year? Because if not, I’m not going.” And Dall’Igna said yes. Márquez said yes, and everyone’s happy.
the balls on that boyyyyyyyyyy. if he really said that to campinoti's face god 😫
I: Marc, what did they tell you?
Marc: No, I went to ask why the lap was not cancelled instantly, which is normal in this championship, but well, there was an electronic failure (he is so angry).
I: You are not satisfied
Marc: I touched green, but at the moment on the bike I don't know if I touched green or not, because it is very close to the limit, obviously in the images you can see that I touched green, but they have to confirm it at the moment, it is not a penalty that after 5 minutes they give it to you, I just went to see why, if you see in the image that I touched green.
I: It was a crazy time.
Marc:Yes, that's why it makes me more angry.
My poor boy Marc is so angry.
The track marshals are a fucking joke.
I hope everything gets better in the race and my war criminal can resurface to sweep.
X: I'll start with Marc, what's the first thing your brother does when he gets up?
Marc: He eats breakfast, always.
X: Alex What is your brother Marc's favorite food?
Alex: I think macaroni.
X: With?
Alex: With tomato
X: Do you know what his favorite song is?
Marc: He doesn't have a favorite song, he hardly ever listens to music.
X: And Marc's favorite song?
Alex: He has different songs on his cell phone, but I don't think he has a favorite.
X: What is his favorite actress?
Marc: He doesn't know any (laughs)
X: Even virtually
Marc: Well, I don't know, he's not much of a movie buff either.
X: Which chores around the house does like the least?
Alex: (laughs) The truth is that he does very little (laughs) sometimes he cleans a little but not much.
X: And him? Revenge.
Marc: He on the sofa, if I do little he does nothing (laughs).
X: Any idol he has?
Marc: Dani Pedrosa
Alex: Well, he also admires Dani a lot.
X: How old was Alex the first time he got on a motorcycle?
Marc: 4 years old.
X: And Marc?
Alex: 4 years old.
X: The last time phoned a girl?
Marc: He always hides, I don't know, he always hides in a corner, he keeps it a secret if he has something.
X: And him (Marc)?
Alex: He always locks himself in the room and you hear something but you don't notice much either.
X: Do you put your ear to it?
Alex: No, no, no, no,
X: The time when he' most embarrassed?
Marc: When you talk to him about girls, he turns red and you can quickly detect that he's embarrassed and gets restless, he doesn't know what to do.
X: Do you want to answer that one?
Alex: Better not, we'll leave it.
X: It's okay, you have to respect the older brother.
X: What subject is he doing poorly in?
Alex: Language, always.
X: ¿Y él?
Marc: The language also because he is not very good in Castellano (laughs).
X: What is the worst punishment your parents have given you and why?
Marc: To take away the Xbox because he brought bad grades.
X: And him?
Alex: He's a good boy, he never gets punished.
Marc: I'm the spoiled one (laughs).
X: What size foot does he wear?
Marc: 44
Alex: 42
X: Place in Spain he wants to visit but there is never time.
Marc: I don’t know... Water amusement park, it's the only thing he likes the most that he enjoys the most.
Alex: Well so does he.
X: Alex's favorite wizard king?
Marc: The black one
Alex: The white one (laughs)
X: What did you and your brother like to spend money on when you had money?
Marc: He spent it all at the fairs, on the horses, there was nothing left.
Alex: He keeps it all, he doesn't give anything.
Marc: I'm a rat, I make a fist.
First I need to know what Marc's most embarrassing moment is that Alex is not willing to tell.
Secondly my boy Marc is mom's favorite and never gets punished.
Third surely Marc spent his money on Valentino's bikes like a fanboy.
Would you go a year without sex to be champion?
Marc: I would accept
Toni:Yes
Childhood Superhero
Marc: Superman
Have you ever taken a grid girl to dinner?
Marc: No
Toni: Of course I have
Have you had sex in the paddock?
Marc: How? *laughs* No, I haven't had sex.
Toni: Of course you have.
Have you peed during a race?
Marc: A little drop always escapes.
Toni: You never feel like peeing on the bike.
Sportsman you admire
Marc: Dani Pedrosa and Valentino Rossi.
Toni: Armstrong(????)
Right or left turns
Marc: Right
Toni: Right
Any speeding fines
Marc: Not at the moment.
Toni: A few times, but I learned my lesson.
Which circuit would you name a corner after you?
Marc: Jerez
Toni: Montmeló
Best rider of all time
Marc: Valentino Rossi
Toni:Wayney Rainey
Proof that Marc was a poor innocent virgin who was corrupted by Valentino.
The initial questions were a bit out of place my boy Marc was only 19 years old.