Lmk Monkey King - Blog Posts
Here I was.
Thinking "The Sockets ON" was bold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait--- are they kissing in this panel?
Mybe they aren't.. maybe they are doing more than kissing... who knows?
I couln't finish it in time because of uni, so I had to split it but...
What would happen if Wukong’s “Mighty Commanders” in JTTW found out about Mk in the Shadowpeach Bio Parents AU. (My version of the characters of FFM’s warlords)
For the sake of simplicity, all of them know about MK being Wukong’s student at some extend.
“Mk is our kid”
General Beng
Beng: *Takes a sips of their drink*
Macaque: It was a… recent discovery
Beng: ...You two just added even more baggage to a kid, who has dealt with resentful beings that not only do they not know how to deal with their damage other than try to recreate it in someone else, but also not know the limits of their influence in psyche of a person like him.
Wukong: We know…
Beng: I really hope you help him trough it, reduce it as much as it’s possible, and be there for him, regardless of your relationship, do NOT dump him aside because you think it’s unbearable, he deserve that much. MK. Deserves. Support.
Macaque: We know, and we’re working on… us. We’ll be there for him help, I swear it!
Beng: Then, congratulations on the cub.
Wukong: Not much of a cub, but thank you.
Marshal Liu
Liu: *Shock face*
Wukong: Are you alrigh-
Liu: Ok, Ok! Le- let me recap for a second. You two dance around each other for decades, almost a century of pinning! Then Mac finally decides to courtnap you and BEGS US, the commanders of FFM and Wukong’s trusted advisors, to let him do it without, and I quote, “added complications” from us, which of course we do, because we had been asking you for a Queen, Regent, 2º King; whatever the heck you wanted to call them, since you became King! So, you become official lovers. Yay! You enter the honeymoon phase, reeeaallyyyy cheesy, but manageable. Yay! At some point of dealing with you, lovebirds, the infamous question of “when are you marrying and/or crowning Mac?” begins to rise, and you avoid it like it’s poison for months! Then the attack on Heaven happen, then the imprisonment under the mountain, then the journey, then the fight, and the a ton of other things of which I don’t have the time nor the energy to enumerate! And now you’re telling me this!?
Macaque: I’m aware is a lot to take in bu-
Liu: I’m not done yet, Mihou. So, now I’m asking you, Sun Wukong, Lord of Gold, have you, at least, thought of crowning your cub and his other parent? Or do they stay as a “technically” bastard and a “technically” royal affair in your already dead social image?
Wukong: ...Look I haven’t had the time to search crowns that would fit them
Macaque: You wh-
Liu: SHIHOU!!! WE CROWN YOU WITH A FLOWER CROW!!!
Wukong: My point still stands! They deserve something fancy!
(I'll make a part 2 when uni isn't kicking my ass.
Love you all)
Yes, I'm adding a (not really) secret third option because of the potential for a really awkard but funny, story they'd eventually have to talk about.
I need this for a couple of drabbles that may or may not develope into something larger...
Did anyone order an angsty ShadowPeach prompt that has been stuck in my head for weeks? ...No? No one? WELL, TOO BAD!!
"I had you in such majestic pedestal that I never thought you would let me in ruins"
This sentence alone can suit soooo many duos and ships that it's absurd.
3(2??) months till EyeShot AUs first anniversary peoples. It's happening :3
Hello there! If you are still up for requests, may I ask for Wukong x reader scenario. Idea is, Wukong is trying to get readers attention, but they are so easily spooked that he needs to be so extra careful not to make them anxious around him. Hope thats makes sense!
You asked and you shall receive. Thank you so much for the request!! I really liked your idea and I had a fun time writing it
Also I’ll always be up for a request 😌 so don’t be shy to ask!
This is my first time writing in X reader so I hope I don’t do too bad 😭
Pairing: Sun Wukong x GN Reader
Tw: None
Summary: Wukong wants to talk to you, but he didn’t realize how quiet he was until he accidentally kept scaring you.
-I like to think Wukong is a naturally quiet person. Like, you cannot hear him at all when he walks, runs. Hell, even when he’s on his cloud. You somehow don’t hear him coming
-Bro is like a cat, he just appears 🧍
-He’s always been like that though, even before journey to the west, he’s had a natural talent with the arts of appearing out of nowhere
-However, that’s not to say he’s not loud
-He may be silent physically, but you could hear his voice from a mile away
-He doesn’t really understand volume control. He never realized how loud he can be sometimes until he met you
-Wukong has had an eye for you for a while now, you two met during the events of LBD
-You were the first one to ask if he was okay after everyone just witnessed him and MK crash onto the ship
-Wukong was both shocked and a little confused, no one usually asked him if he was okay, or worried about him
-At first he didn’t believe it, but the genuine concern you expressed about his well-being and immediately started tending to his wounds…
-You peaked his interest so to say
-You two started talking, bonding over shared stories and laughs. Wukong honestly enjoyed his time with you during the whole event, the conversations you had really put him at ease.
-So, after the events of LBD he wanted to try and put himself out there more. Ya know? Try to get more of a social life instead of only talking to MK and the monkeys
-Most were still on the fence with him, which he understood-
-But there was one person he knew that didn’t entirely hate him!
-You!
-“Heeyy, Y/N!!”
-“AHHH!”
-“….”
-“….”
-“Oh, Hi Wukong. Sorry, you scared me :)”
-He felt really bad for scaring you- like, real bad.
-Was he really that quiet? Or was he just really that loud?
-Whichever one it was, he still decided to be more careful with you.
-But whatever attempts he made he still managed to scare the living shit out of you
-He would tap you on the shoulder
-You jumped and was very quick to turn around with your hands up, ready to fight 👊
Wukong: 👁️👁️💧 ….
Y/N: Oh! It’s just you Wukong, what’s up?
-He would make a noise before a approaching you, like stomping his feet on the ground when he landed, but that still made you damn near jump out of your own skin
-He was at a loss by this point, Wukong can be very intelligent yet very dense at times. So he went to go and ask for some help
-HE’S NOT GIVING UP ON YOU!!
-Feel special too because the person he asked was Macaque
-Man’s sucked up every single drop of his pride and went to go ask the one man he knows he doesn’t get along with for help
-He thought Macaque would know what to do because of his sensitive ears (I mean he wasn’t wrong-)
-After some petty bickering, Wukong was finally able to get some info
-He learned that he needed a more gentle approach to things
-He learned that he couldn’t just pop out of nowhere like he normally does, he also learned that he couldn’t be so loud and also keep a little distance between you two. Respect your personal space
-He practiced a bit with MK with how to properly approach you
-Awwe :(
-When the day finally came, he was a bit nervous
-Actually, scratch that, he was hella nervous
-What if his approach didn’t work? What if he still scared you? He doesn’t want you to fear him in any way
-Wukong shook away the thoughts and walked into Pigsy’s noodles
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“Hey everyone!” The great sage greeted, making sure he wasn’t too loud. Everyone greeted him back, but his focus was on finding you. His eyes scanned the room until they eventually landed on you, you were listening to music with your headphones on and didn’t hear him walk in. He took in a deep breath before walking over to you. Wukong reached out his hand and tapped his finger on the table, making sure his finger was in view of your peripheral vision. You noticed, and took off your headphones, smiling up at him softly. “Hey Y/N,” Wukong spoke softly.
“Hi Wukong, how was your day?”
“Eh, it was alright. Better now that I’m talking to you”
“Oh, haha,” You both chuckled while Wukong sat down across from you. Satisfied with himself that he finally found a way to approach you.
The End! Sorry if it wasn’t that good, This was my first write :,) but I hope you at least enjoyed it!
That is all for today, I hope you are having a good Day/Night/Afternoon and I will see you all in my next writing, au revoir!! 💜💜💛💛
Wukong , the Stars in my eyes 😚❤️⭐
I love kids shows, their plots are oftentimes very interesting and well thought out, more so than many shows meant for adults, but they can still stay lighthearted in the beggining, or some even manage to balance the serious plot and lightheartedness in later seasons too, but one thing I also like about them is that they are never sexual.
I am asexual, and cartoons and kids shows are sort of safe spaces for me where relationships can be lovey-dovey and just loving each other so much they explode and are not reduced down to just sex, and that is not the only thing keeping it together.
A lot of times I feel like in society and as consequence in media sex is placed higher than romance, and every cute loving comment just has to be followed by a sexual one, and I feel uncomfortable with that.
Media should have parts that are good for everyone. I myself love romance in media(im also cupioromantic), but there are a lot of arospec people who don't share that opinion. There should be more media where neither sex nor romance is present, but it still has everything media that does have those things does.
Or, hell, give us media where only romance or only the lack of it is present in non platonic relationships within the characters.
Give us representation, give us a wide variety of options, give us safe to watch comfortable shows.
Even in some fandoms of kids shows(I won't name them and it's not necessarily this one), the sex obsessiveness that makes me feel so bad is present.
So, out of spite I decided to make EVERYONE asexual, starting with my special interest: Lego Monkie Kid.
That's right.
From now on NO ONE is safe.
Red Son? Already headcanoned him as asexual but now he also gets to be sex repulsed. (and extremely in love with Mk but thats not relevant)
Mei? Ever since I got introduced to the concept I have been a full on aroace Mei truther. Fuck yeah girl, us aroace people rock
Mk? Also ace(and obviously madly in love with Red Son but that's also not relevant)
Sandy? Only thing he want to DO is help his friends, have tea and take care of his cats
Mo? What did you expect? He's literally a cat
Tang and Pigsy? Married ace couple who adopted Mk
The DBPs? Don't care that they have a kid. From now on the story is that they really wanted to have a kid but didn't want to do the do for it. They either made Red Son with magic(would check out with the whole Samadhi Fire situation if he was made from magic) or they're somewhere else on the acespec
Swk? Nu-uh.
Macaque? Nope.
No sex in this household bitches.
Spider Queen and her fellow spiders? They are literally purple and green, need I say more?
LBD? Too busy 'fulfilling her destiny' to have sexual attraction(plus occupied the body of a child)
Camel Ridge Trio? *laughs*
And so on and so forth. All of them acespec. ALL
Wanted to make a meme with this about the Golden Flames AU, but it wasn't much of a choice
I'll make one anyway:
Wukong: I am a living legend, I don't need anyone (not anymore)
Red Boy: *exists*
Wukong:
Wukong: Alright. Just have to keep my sworn-brother-who-i-just-sealed-under-a-mountain's kid from dying for an unspecified amount of time, no problem
Baby Red: *holds wukongs finger in that specific baby way*
Wukong: Oh no! I am attached
OK so recently, I’ve been obsessed with Lego monkey kid. At first I didn’t think I had a streaming service that it was on, however… I was pleasantly surprised when I saw it was on Amazon. I finally got the chance to watch it recently. (By recently I mean in the past couple days.) I got through the first season, as well as the two specials. Then I go to watch the second season on Amazon because they said they had it. I try to watch the second season and lo and behold, it says “this title is unavailable”. So I went searching on the internet, as one does, to find out what the deal is. And I find this post on Reddit. 
Are you serious? If this is true….. I’m so fucking mad right now. SO fucking mad.  Because I’m already poor as it is bruh. That’s some serious bullshit. Guess Imma have to find it somewhere else.
Made by Losush
Just like my little brother....
Mk gone feral for his food lol.🙃
This Macdad au belong to a Instagram artist called hardboiled.chan. Check the account out.