Stop feeding the goat, damn it! Anthony Inglethorpe, je te déteste.
Heaven knows the publishing industry has always been a savage garden to begin with. Now they're welcoming this demon goat to eat his fill. Shame on you, HarperCollins, and anyone who follows in their example.
I'm doing a Phantom of the Opera. I'm going to hold my manuscripts and climb into a coffin and never leave.
(Demon Goat design inspired by that tiny goat who started a cult in Helluva Boss. See here for why I draw AI as a goat.)