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Why is she ugly...?

death note except Light and Sayu act like real siblings, pt2

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

*panting, sweating, gasping* AM I LATE? IS IT STILL 2/28????

Just according to keikaku, you looked.

do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

death note au where everythings the same except Light calls the death note his 'burn book' and uses a larger variety of deaths like getting hit by a buss.

Misa asks "are you referencing mean girls?" and Light in all his closeted shame goes "the fuck is mean girls?" knowing damn well he used to twirl his hair and kick his feet, writing in his pink fluffy diary about his phd level analysis of Mean girls when he was 11.

the death note musical is SOOO fun because it presents a universe were Lights sister genuinely could be more insane than him. She's cannonically a misa (the artist) fan and so IS A POP GIRLIE FAN! have you seen how insane Nicki Minaj or taylor swift fans are???? This is no hate to their fans at all, but also, a Misa fan girl would 100% be like pop girlie fans but WORSE. and thats the universe we deserve most honestly. Like lights plans are so boring but you know who's plans are fun? Sayu who is currently planning to sell her parents matress to pay for plane tickets to go see a Misa concert.

Light yagami is a hardcore santa believer. talk to the fucking hand if you disagree cuss you are WRONG.

That boy is running down the stairs in his little jammies and reindeer slippers waiting eagerly to be allowed to open his presents. He'll be in his 20's doing the same routine he did when he was 5. Has a stocking aswell! He's also super proud that he never got a clump of coal unlike some people (cough cough L cough cough)

Death Note💚 This song describes this show perfectly😂

Death Note💚 L is actually adorable Last video😘

Death Note💚 The battle of wits between L and Light was so intense but brilliant in this show😱❤️

Death Note💚 Have I mentioned how much I love this show?😉❤️🙈

Death Note💚 Ryuk is awesome👌 His obsession with apples is the best😂 Also the thing about this show is that I really didn’t know who’s side I was on and I kept switching sides🙈

Death Note💚 I love L so much❤️🙈😂

Death Note💚 L has got to be one of my favourite characters ever and no, I’m not crying😭❤️

If I saw Misa she’d probably be covered in my lipstick

One of the theories going around about Fyodor is that his ability is to take the years of a person's life whom he kills. So does that mean Fyodor is a Shinigami, a god of death? That's why he is immortal? 🤔

What if Fyodor becomes Light's Shinigami, what his reaction would be like when Light says he wants to be the God of the new world?

Now all I can think about is Fyodor and Light forging a mutual friendship where they try to get rid of all the "evil" in the world by their philosophies.

Or they resent each other, cuz there can't be two gods of the new world at the same time!

"I am Justice"

(could L/ Near catch Light and Fyodor if they are working together?)

Re-watched and Re-read Death Note so...

As someone who is preparing for a career in law this will be rather interesting.

I know Misa and Mikami are Kira supporters but their own sense of Justice is different from Light's. Mikami is way more intense in punishing criminals and Misa does not care about Justice except for the fact it punished the criminals who killed her parents; she only punishes criminals for Light's attention.

Ryuk and L are more on the neutral side as in they either do not have any interest in justice or only care about having fun and not being bored. That's why Ryuk dropped the death note out of boredom and L solves cases when it's of personal intrigue to him, he is mostly morally grey.

The rest of the characters have their own unique sense of Justice (or the lack thereof).

(Have not read LA: BB case, I have no idea what BB is like except he is like the Lawlight lovechild)

Edit: LIGHT AND L BOTH WON WTF, IS THIS REAL? I LOVE THIS, THAT'S SO TRUE TO THE SERIES

*inserts Light and L saying "I am Justice" together*

L: I love eating cake

Light: (what is he trying to say? Is he trying to see if my reaction to him liking cake means I am kira? Is he baiting me to posion him? I could poison all his food and blame it all on Matsuda if I want. He probably makes Watari taste all his food before he eats them)

L: Light, do you like cake?

Light: (is this a trick? Is he trying to make me think about cakes while he analyses my responses, to see if I am Kira or not? Does my answer prove I am innocent or guilty? He can't prove anything by my answer) Not much, Riyuzaki.

L: Kira doesn't like cakes, what a shame.

Light: how do you know?

L: you just said you don't like Cake much didn't you Light?

Light: (uhhh he got me! How did I slip up!) I am not Kira

L: yeah sure and I am not the best detective in the world

Growing up is when you realise how cringe Light was

"I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD"

Like, chill a little bit edge lord. Have some potato chips.

"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster."

~L Lawliet, Death Note Relight 2.

"It was good while it lasted. We eased eachother's boredom for a while. It's been interesting"

~Ryuk, Death Note.

Death Note happened and kept going on because Light, Ryuk and L were just bored with their lives and I respect that.

Death Note spoilers ahead:

I personally think it would have been harder for the police and L to catch up with Light if:

1. He hadn't been obsessed with the idea of being the "god" of the "new world" (aka being power hungry)

2. He didn't wish to be recognised, instead laying as low as possible (he was really excited to be KIRA, when it only made him be more in the police's radar)

3. He didn't kill extreme amount of criminals on the go. Instead focused to make sure there was no pattern (such as time, dates, kills, types of criminals)

4. Used other methods than heart attack, more accidental or predictable deaths would have made it quite hard to track back.

5. Hadn't accepted an open challenge of L by killing Lind. L. Taylor which confirmed a lot of stuff for L.

6. STOP DOING HIS EVIL LAUGHS AND MONOLOGUES IN HIS FREAKING HOUSE. (though his sister and mother probably thought he was going through an emo phase. I can imagine Sayu saying "Mom, Light is talking about being the god of the world again. He also has some imaginary friend called Ryuk" "Just, ignore it honey")

While I know Light wanted to be known and be treated as some vigilante god, on the long run being a hidden and mysterious force like L would have helped him achieve his goal. Also knowing L's IQ, he would still have found Light.

Light Yagami au where he’s an internet drudge and the deathnote book is just one of his many violent fantasies he rambles abt online

Not now mother, I have a little yet hearty blog to run

scrapping the bottom of the barrel and sitting at the end of my spatula is just Light Yagami in semi slime slash liquid form

…. We Meet Again.

we’ve lost the plot of fandom fun im afraid

So im here to relight that flame

Make that corny shonen jump protag fic that’s disproportionately angsty in comparison to canon

You make that tropish ship fic- maybe a little nightmare on a mission or truth serum in a potion

valentines day love chocolates gone wrong or a random transformation into a cat for a week- Yes. It. -it is all sasunaru yes but that’s besides the point

Look deep inside yourself and pull out 2016 kicking and screaming from the cavity of your chest, I promise it’s worth the long and dark passage down memory hell, and you’ll find the closet thing to Heaven earth can provide at the end of your journey

light Yagami x Luka

I feel this very much so bc- LISTEN COME BACK

they’re both evil trickster twinks alr- pls we can write this out and it’ll be fun yall have a laugh and a half, a ball maybe hashtag crack

Nagito Komaeda x Light Yagami

…. hello inverted L !!!!

This is so curious who comes up with ts (me)