Lance Stroll - Blog Posts
what’s the hookup???
currently putting the fluoride in the water that makes the frogs gay and also makes everyone start putting lance in their fanfictions
sexualizingthatoldman.com/careers
whys his run so joyous and whimsical 😭🫶
Lance at the Austrian GP 2023 via TikTok
hi so low quality lance image dumps are the most important thing to me ever
low quality lance image dump pt.4 (1, 2, 3)
I would have crashed out
I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit
Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭
I may not be able to draw but I am going to draw a lance stroll & kodai senga uniform swap and none of you can stop me
you’ve heard of maxplaining. you’ve heard of leclerifying. meet lanswering, the latest juggernaut of yap
FATALITY
just realised ive never posted my favourite lance video....
i occasionally chat about f1 to someone i have to see fairly often and he HATES lance stroll but like it would not be prudent for me to fight a battle w him so he’s ranting and im just nodding along like “mhm mhm yeah fuck that guy” as if lance stroll doesn’t take up like 80% of my brain space
eepiest…
April 3, 2025 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP via Getty Images
the trademark lance stroll 🤙 like ok canada boy catch some waves we see u
do we think nando calls lance his strulobitch
to everyone also struggling rn i present this image
today i came dangerously close to accidentally submitting this along with a lab
COMRADES LOCK THE HELL IN
Tumblr's Favourite Canadian: Round 1, Poll 3
Information below the cut.
Lance Stroll (b. October 29, 1998) is a Formula 1 driver originally from Montreal, Québec. He drives for Aston Martin alongside Fernando Alonso, and has gotten one pole position and three podiums.
Avril Lavigne (b. September 17, 1984) is a musician originally from Belleville, Ontario. She is a major figure in pop-punk music, and her 2002 album Let Go is the best-selling album by a Canadian artist of this century. She is best known for her songs "Girlfriend," "Sk8er Boi," and "Complicated."
scientific analysis of lance’s eye line
right after lance called him handsome too LMAO nando rlly went “you want proof?”
oops lance posted the strollonso content on main
guys nando and lance are moots on tiktok
i know these men can afford properly sized scooters and the way they don’t buy them only makes me love them more
oh my god, he's managed to brainwash Lance into scooting....
just leaving this here
he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.
This tweet came to me in a dream
Everyone in the replies was like “we know you’re coping dude just admit it to yourself” 💀💀💀
This pennant design came to me in a dream and now i simply must own it
