Lae'zel - Blog Posts
In another universe...
more RE8 × BG3 crossover screenshots coming with photomode
...once I take care of all the mods that will inevitably break with the update
Lae'zel:
The rest of the team:
The gang at the goblin camp:
Sometimes, a family is just an emo goth, an angry space frog, a purple misandrist, a vampire twink, an autistic magician, a golden retriever butch, a half-devil fencer, a furry, a folklore grandma, a bald guy and his hamster, a random adventurer with a weird name, and a psychotic amnesiac with a migraine -- all surrounded by a bunch of pets that they adopted off the side of the road.
A decaying mummy holds the sole of their guardianship.
And so the adventure begins! This is Shalyn, my wood elf ranger disney princess.
My humour has peaked
I’ve almost completed my first walkthrough!! Yeah, I started when it came out… yeah I’m slow
And of course I romance Lae’zel (and I play as gorgeous green dragonborn priestess)
voice actors!!
I dressed my team very appropriately, yes
Knowledge is power. Sometimes literally.
Astarion: Still, if nothing else, maybe I can beat Cazador to death with it (The Necromancy of Thay).
I laughed so much at this but it also reminded me of my own experience while solving the Balduran trials, in Wyrm’s Crossing dungeons.
Still, to this day, I have no idea whether I did everything right or it was not how you are supposed to solve this (please, don’t tell me!)
But Roanael, my Tav, was already so frustrated after the previous trials that in the Camber of Insight she just… threw the books at the shadows of their authors.
…And it worked.
Roanael: *throwing the book*
Astarion: I did say beating someone with a book might be an option… I just never thought you’d take it quite so literally.
Shadowheart: 🤦♀️
Lae’zel: *enjoying the show*
Gale: *would disapprove if he were there but fortunately he wasn’t*
Guess where I've been :)
My wife <3
Babies 💕
Tail'zel traumatizes Shadowheart with Gith biology more at nine
Comic collab with the amazing @dustybones! Dusty did the beautiful lines and I did the layout and colors. Hope you enjoy this product of us putting our tadpoles together :)
Everyone go show Dusty's post some love as well <33
BG3 Origin Characters and the Florence & the Machine Songs that remind me of them
I gave in and am sharing this list now. Potentially long post below.
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Astarion
Between Two Lungs
And my running feet could fly Each breath screaming "We are all too young to die" ...
Gone are the days of begging, the days of theft No more gasping for a breath The air has filled me head-to-toe And I can see the ground far below I have this breath and I hold it tight And I keep it in my chest with all my might
Gale
Rabbit Heart (Raise it Up)
*for best listening experience please substitute Midas for Mystra in your head
The looking glass, so shiny and new How quickly the glamour fades I start spinning, slipping out of time Was that the wrong pill to take? ...
This is a gift, it comes with a price Who is the lamb and who is the knife? Midas is king and he holds me so tight And turns me to gold in the sunlight
Karlach
Seven Devils
Seven devils all around me Seven devils in my house See, they were there when I woke up this morning I'll be dead before the day is done ...
They can keep me out 'Til I tear the walls 'Til I save your heart And to take your soul And what has been done Cannot be undone
Lae'zel
Queen of Peace
*my favorite F&TM song ever for my favorite origin character :)
Like the stars chase the sun Over the glowing hill, I will conquer Blood is running deep Some things never sleep Suddenly I'm overcome Dissolving like the setting sun Like a boat into oblivion 'Cause you're driving me away Now you have me on the run The damage is already done Come on, is this what you want? 'Cause you're driving me away
Shadowheart
Which Witch
*this is just the universal song for religiously traumatized characters
And it's my whole heart Weighed and measured inside And it's an old scar Trying to bleach it out And it's my whole heart Deemed and delivered a crime I'm on trial, waiting 'til the beat comes out ...
And it's my whole heart While tried and tested, it's mine And it's my whole heart Trying to reach it out And it's my whole heart Burned but not buried this time I'm on trial, waiting 'til the beat comes out
Wyll
Shake it Out
And it's hard to dance with the devil on your back And given half the chance would I take any of it back? It's a fine romance, but it's left me so undone It's always darkest before the dawn And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat 'Cause looking for heaven, found the devil in me Looking for heaven, for the devil in me But what the hell, I'm gonna let it happen to me, yeah
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And that's all! I might do a second part for some none-origin characters if I find the inspiration. Thank you for bearing with me if you made it this far :)
Sooo I heard there was some demand for more shartwolf
Spoilers for BG3 epilogue (datamined dialogue)
Was anybody going to tell me that if an origin Karlach goes to Avernus with a romanced Lae'zel, they end up hatching the Gith egg and carry the baby around in a PORTABLE HOLE while hunting devils or am I just supposed to find out from the datamine myself
Fuck it, BG3 Companions as Children's Homework Answers
Gale
Astarion
Wyll
Lae'zel
Shadowheart
Karlach
Jaheira
Halsin
Minsc
Minthara
"Lae'zel is a frog woman" "Lae'zel is a space iguana" "Lae'zel is part snake" are all extremely valid claims but I implore you to consider
✨the gang’s all here!✨ did some quick bust sketches of the team for a fun Q&A, and wanted to share! I loved drawing each of them—and don’t worry, I’ll definitely doodle Halsin down the road!
Some of my bdg3 arts from my deactivated twitter account (5)