This comic is brought to you by: me rereading the Brothers Grimm and remembering how horrifying “The Juniper Tree” is. (Also “Hansel and Gretel” is pretty messed up too, but still).
Comic script: Amber (to Miranda): So you're definitely not going to be an evil stepmother like the ones in fairytales? Miranda: Yes, I'll be good. James: So, if we ran out of food, you wouldn't convince our dad to abandon us in the woods with no way home? M: No, I would not. And if we were low on food, you could have mine. A: Speaking of food, you would never cook us in a stew and feed it to our loved ones, right? M: No! Absolutely not! What kind of fairytales have you been reading?! J: The Grimm ones. A: Final question worst possible scenario, would you ever dress us in servant clothes and force us to do chores? M: No, and are you sure that's the worst scenario of the three? A: Absolutely. Without a doubt.
(Original pencil sketch version of the comic under the cut)
Playlist for when your Boyfriend stops breathing - by @sunsetplums
This fic had a chokehold on me for days now.
It's beautifully written but it also hurts so much
a woman who doesn’t believe amber heard, megan thee stallion, angelina jolie, AND evan rachel wood? oh it’s too late for her. I fear it’s time to put her down like old yeller behind the barn
-And the connective point between worlds must be sustained by a kinetic field suspended inside of both rifts, leading to the divided halves entering stasis and allowing travel- yes! But how to harness the raw energy if this plane prevents Merasmus from even harnessing- no, wait, incorrect... But why then do I...
Oh!
Is- is this thing on?
Yes, it appears to be working fine...
Well, hello, mortals! Long time no see! Merasmus has been busy.
Allow me to fill you in on the details!
Aside from cleaning up blood stains in the carpet, drama and a rather chaotic week, Merasmus has been doing... Other things, on the side.
See, as powerful and mighty a wizard I am, the fact remains that I appear to be... Stuck.
Trapped in a realm known as “Earth.”
There is a reason for this! But Merasmus will sore you the grueling details. All you mortals need to know is that I have yet to find the clues to how magic works on Earth, and it has hindered my progress in getting back home.
Now, I will admit, Merasmus has enjoyed these adventures! A lot, actually! But it is unfamiliar, and Merasmus is very, very scared.
After all, like Merasmus said! There is a reason for my intrusion!
But why am I telling you this..?
Err,
Well,
There’s sounds of shuffling.
I don’t know... What am I doing? There’s no way this will work...
Ahem.
Mortals, I am going to be frank with you.
Whether or not I can make it to the next realm, I require assistance. The channeling of magic, my channeling of magic, has manifested into a situation far beyond my control.
So, I will continue to post suggestions! Serious or not! But please, if you have- if there is any way you know- how this “Earth” works, send Merasmus a letter! Any information- any suggestions- any questions may bring me closer to a new discovery.
Ah, this is getting a bit long, isn’t it.
Farewell, Mortals! Best of luck on your journeys!-
The tape cuts out on the last word.
Slight creepy warning for the 3rd image?? unsure!! (ALL images are in order on when I did them btw!)
ATTACK ME ON ARTFIGHT WOOO;;
Wet, dewy spider webs on an aloe plant. . “i miei ragni in una notte di rugiada un paio di settimane fa su un aloe ferox o ferrox” . Photo: Ignazio Sanna | FB . . . #spider #spiderweb #sacredgeometry #photography #art #nature #mothernature #natgeo #wildlife #aloe #arachnid #arachnidsofinstagram #arachnid #goth #gothic https://www.instagram.com/p/B_VJC3tHX18/?igshid=19zp5vlf49482
y’all
a mutual of mine
suddenly has posts on their blog
with links to “find women to have sex with”
my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE
tumblr just got even worse
Here is a code to how I responded to a post:
Scroll: did not enjoy post
Like: I liked the post or giggled to myself and want to OP to know that I appreciate them
Reblog: relate to the post or a tag game
So, even if my following is kind of small, I'd like to be up front. I'm not leaving Tumblr; it's the only platform I have and really use that I feel more-or-less secure on. I may not be all that active post-wise, but I am on the site everyday. Whether that be talking to friends or just scrolling and browing, Tumblr is in a sense, my safe-haven. For what I do post, this is a small art blog. Maybe it's not all that great, but it's whatever. It's for me to have fun and express myself in a place I can feel safe. However, with the recent events going on on Tumblr, I must pose a question. If my blog does get hit -- I've already had one of my posts hit -- I'll need another media platform to use. What sites would you recommend I use, that you would be interested in seeing my content on? I need something that allows me to privatize my life, but also share with you the content I create. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated.
a shout for someone to help is just a lineup of stale symbols—
FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
I’m feeling such secondhand bittersweetness right now; 100 episodes of an awesome show is a great accomplishment, and I’m happy we got this far. All the same, I can’t help that endings are always sad--like, I’ve heard that whole “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened” quote, and I often think about it, but still. But at the same time, the end hasn’t even properly started for us yet; it’s just over for the actors and camera people and such. I imagine the editors have a fair amount of work ahead still (shoutout to my editing peeps ;) (I work as a video editor for a local historical society)). Still, I’m glad I found Gotham when I did, and it’s been a fun ride.
I mean, it’s crazy because I just started watching this summer, but it’s cool to be here now to go through the end as part of the fandom. It’s rare that I’m caught up and active in a fandom, especially at such a climactic time. I mean this was a couple of days ago now, but still. In the broader span of fandom history... I was here, watching as Gotham ended. I feel like I’m standing with my fandom dramatically perched on a rooftop gazing into the sunset as chaotic explosions bloom around us in the encroaching night.
@tvline
Happy 100th episode, @GothamOnFox! 🦇 .
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#Gotham #BenMcKenzie #JamesGordon #DonalLogue #HarveyBullock #DavidMazouz #BruceWayne #Batman #CamrenBicondova #SelinaKyle #Catwoman #RobinLordTaylor #OswaldCobblepot #ThePenguin #CoryMichaelSmith #EdwardNygma #TheRiddler
Via: Instagram
Finally finished this FMA embroidery commission for kelly!
It took me a while to complete but the learning experience was marvelous and I am so so pleased with the end result. Plus, isn’t it wonderful to turn your favorite idiots into skaters and then surround them in flowers? Cause I can do that for you if you want 👀
✨🌈Commissions are OPEN! 🌈✨
Thank you all for participating in the sequel bracket! I know it took a while, and some of the polls were bloody, but I really think we made the obvious right choice here.
WAIT NO, that’s this timeline? SHIT. Thanks so much, you’ve doomed us all. Did you really think that someone didn’t nudge the soviets on??? Do you have any idea what you have doomed humanity to?
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Ouuuugggghhh @burntbrownsugar 's Villain Stone my favorite thing in the world...
I call the first one "the fallen zealot" but I did NOT like the background I made so... Multiple versions. The last one's just silly but Stone should be allowed to be a little bit of a bitch. He's earned it.
Bonus my girlfailure concept under the cut I just did not have it in me to get it right 😭 maybe one day
Alluri Sitarama Raju... India's wettest cat... Good god would you have loved Mitski.
RRR Nation (a certain guy and their mutuals) have a dump. Bonus first time I tried to draw them:
Barbie Architect 📽️❤️She's A Legend She İs The Moment offical video
Red-Handed. [Blood cw for 2nd page]
And responses:
Maybe red knuckled would make a better title, haha. This was initially made last year for my birthday but I didn't post it here until now. I hope you enjoyed. 💀🍰
ASDFGHJKL THANK YOU VERY MUCH THIS WAS VERY FUN THE WAY YOU DREW HIM IS GORGEOUS-
cw scars/cuts under this weird thing-
ART TRADES1!!!21\11
the first pic is a trade between me and my sussy baka friend @ryuux55 ahahaaa i drew fresh and she drew Phantom from that music video
AND THE SEcond one is between me and @idiot-arih !!!! :DD i drew her oc Cas and she drew my oc as well!!
also if your wondering, I’m just doing art trades with people I know so don’t come in my dm’s asking for an art trade when I don’t know you jajajaja
new kirby stuff! yay!
what if we were both SCIENTISTS and saved each other from SUICIDE and worked in close quarters for a DECADE but our project turned out to be EVIL and one of us got involved in POLITICS while the other got involved in DRUGS because he is DYING and one of us got EXPLODED and then RESURRECTED but left to become JESUS while the other was transported to another DIMENSION and had to endure narrative PARALLELS before vowing to KILL his friend because he came back WRONG and what if we ended up ASTRAL PROJECTING and finally ACCEPTING OURSELVES all while saving the world as PARTNERS??? WHAT THEN??
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”