Johnathan Sims - Blog Posts

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Forgot to post yesterday so hereis 21 and 22!

For 21 i combined the prompts from both lists so chaines and Leitner

And for 22 memories, birthday in the archives

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More messy sketchies day 20! Bestest duo, loneyeyes

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Day 19! Once again from the magnus list

Yet another messy sketch, work has been kicking my butt kissing under mistletoe....ignore the fact i cant draw mistletoe...

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Dammit Martin, where the hell are we?!?!

For Day 9: AU

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Read a cute and funny fanfic about Halloween office party which gave me this idea lol

John didn’t even try, his first idea was to put a sticker “NotJohn” but then figured out it might be in poor taste

oh yeah. eldritch horror boyfriend.

just the fact that jon sleeps with his eyes open.

*cough*

the text on the picture means "an unrecognized god will take care of the liner" and is a lyric from the song вальс by vivienne mort. even if you don't understand ukrainian language, I highly recommend you to listen to some of her songs because they're AMAZING! >:0 and kinda tma coded!

The Magnus Archives: mentions a road/ borough I visit regularly/ live in:

Me (a Londoner):

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can make him my pathetic little meow meow

Jon definitely was the type to look at others’ faces without looking at their eyes when making conversation. It’s close to their eyes but never quite directly at their eyes (that trick where you stare at others’ foreheads instead of their eyes to creep them out) so no one ever explicitly calls him out on it. He isn’t even aware he’s doing that.

My favorite character interpretation for both Jonathan Sims and pre distortion Michael Shelley is that they’re a little odd in general even without all the fear entity stuff.

Jon stares just a little too long when makes conversation. Michael moves in a sudden jerky way that would remind most people of a spider moving its legs. Jon always looks a little too…stiff. Like he’s a porcelain doll sat against the chair instead of a man. Michael never walks flat on feet, he noticeably puts his weight on either on his heels or his toes.

Jon’s eye, hair, and clothing colors always look a bit dull somehow. Like someone drew him and then turned the contrast down. Michael’s fingers and toes are noticeably long and quite a few people have told him that he has the longest fingers/toes they’ve ever seen.

I could pretend this headcanon is profound commentary on their humanity, but honestly I’m just very fond of viewing Jon and Michael as cryptid adjacent.

Bro why they say "archivist" like a slur

Silly jmart doodles based of my post about them going to ikea! :]

Massive thank you to @elflikesfrogs for giving me the idea for Jon in this shirt

Anyways this is them post episode 200, trust me guys

Nothing but asexual discontent.

The Archivist

Read a cute and funny fanfic about Halloween office party which gave me this idea lol

John didn’t even try, his first idea was to put a sticker “NotJohn” but then figured out it might be in poor taste

My favorite character interpretation for both Jonathan Sims and pre distortion Michael Shelley is that they’re a little odd in general even without all the fear entity stuff.

Jon stares just a little too long when makes conversation. Michael moves in a sudden jerky way that would remind most people of a spider moving its legs. Jon always looks a little too…stiff. Like he’s a porcelain doll sat against the chair instead of a man. Michael never walks flat on feet, he noticeably puts his weight on either on his heels or his toes.

Jon’s eye, hair, and clothing colors always look a bit dull somehow. Like someone drew him and then turned the contrast down. Michael’s fingers and toes are noticeably long and quite a few people have told him that he has the longest fingers/toes they’ve ever seen.

I could pretend this headcanon is profound commentary on their humanity, but honestly I’m just very fond of viewing Jon and Michael as cryptid adjacent.

Which John would win in a fight?

I know I've done this before but there was a couple of Johns I missed and I didn't give it a long enough voting period like I did with the Micheals so here it is.

its encouraged to give your reasoning but you don't have to if you dont want.

Being my friend has got to be confusing as I'll say something like:

"did you know it's implied by the creator that John is bisexual?"

Or even "Micheal is a just little a squiggly scrungle"

And there's like three of each I could be referring to.

Spoilers for houseki no kuni and the Magnus archives.

Honestly s5 John and shattered phos radiate the same energy.

Phos and John's arcs are the same just different universe and that is not a bad thing.

You KNOW if they where in the same room they'd trauma bond.

Also, what if hnk was just the result of the extinctions ritual?? Like "a world where humans are long gone replaced by something uncaring about them"

Like I can't be the only one who thought that, but anyways just a neat thought I had.

Here's the full image if anyone wants to use it for something.