me..? Oh nothing.. just thinking about a fluffy dutch/german farmer x earthyblack!reader headcanons(?). 18+, mdni
masterlist
• Mr. teddy bear who would get his beautiful wife anything she yearned for. Doesn't matter if it's new crystals, new clothes, even another cattle if she asked.
• Mr. teddy bear who loves his farm animals almost as much as his gorgeous Gattin.
• Mr. teddy bear who would break an arm and a leg just to please his delicious woman, cumming in his overalls as he thunk about it whilst gathering the goats.
• Mr. Teddy bear who... shii.. just mr teddy bear 😭.
• Mr. Teddy bear who approached first, offering a warm scented perfume to her, whom he thought smelled awfully like cocoa butter and incense.
• Mr. Teddy bear who would lasso the planets if !reader asked.
• Mr. Teddy bear welcoming !reader home as he finished cooking up a warm meal, awaiting her arrival.
• Mr. Teddy bear who enjoys pleasuring his woman more than himself, grinding against the cool colored sheets of their shared bed as she cradled the back of his head, arching as she brought him closer.
• Mr. teddy bear who tries his best to do everything that his precious vrouw brings up. You mentioned something about your craving for chocolate covered strawberries whilst menstruating, and when you were gone out to feed the pigs n' chickens, picking up their eggs, he had searched and searched for instructions or even a recipe to make the chocolate covered fruit for you quickly.
• Mr. Teddy bear who was surprised he'd be your first, hearing you whimper and moan under him was a surprise aswell! I guess he didn't know you'd adjust as fast as you two started.
• Mr. Teddy bear who tried the best to take care of everything around him. Feeding the animals, taking care of you inside of the bedroom and out..
Dictionary: "Gattin"
German for mate [noun] a husband or wife (preferably wife here).
"vrouw"
Dutch for a woman; wife; or lady.
honestly, imagine who you want. If you do just ignore the description of "Mr teddy bear" at the top 😭 (hes just my personal description of my OC). Tell me if you guys would want more if you see this!!! luv yuuuuu so muches!! 💋 (Give ideas or I'll bite you).
Fics
"Widow" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
@euovennia
No summary provided
Oneshots
"Lady Boner Gone" 18+
@simpingfor-wakasa
Finally having a break from missions. You and Your teammates thought going to a Halloween party would be a good idea. It was all good until they saw you not having a good time. Leaving back to base they thought having their little party with you instead would fix your little mood. Wouldn’t want your pretty little costume going to waste.
Blurbs
"A file you said?"
@mockerycrow
Incorrect Quotes
"I could take him."
@harveywritings92
Fics
"Reign down on me" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 ( x Hybrid! Reader )
@placeinthemiddleofnowhere
Reader is a wolf hybrid in a world that treats them like second class citizens, given a horrible start in life after being thrown into the military with no preparation. After years of struggle, they're finally taken away from their base by Ghost, now a permanent member of taskforce 141 reader struggles to come to terms with the fact that perhaps there's a life there for them - if only they reach out and accept it.
Oneshots
"m'tired, love." 18+
@luvit
No summary provided
"be a good girl," 18+ ( x Puppy Girl! Reader )
@bratfiction
No summary provided
Incorrect Quotes
"Okie-dokie!"
@harveywritings92
"HOLY SHITE!" ( x OC )
@harveywritings92
Oneshots
"Soap, Suds and the Scouser" ( x Sister! Reader )
@kitkatscabinet
Due to shitty neglectful parents, Johnny's older sister had been forced to take him in and raise him as her own. As such, she's fiercely protective of him, not that he minds, at least not until she screams at his Captain.
Incorrect Quotes
"Did you watch it?"
@harveywritings92
Fics
"I'll be back before you know it," Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 18+ Part 8
@cod-imagines-fanfiction
Valeria has gifted you a whole wing in her massive residence in Las Almas. Alejandro infiltrates the mansion to gather intel and finds you, Valeria's girlfriend. You are kidnapped by Alejandro and interrogated by the 141 on Valeria and her whereabouts.
Oneshots
"Soap, Suds and the Scouser" ( x MacTavish! Reader )
@kitkatscabinet
Due to shitty neglectful parents, Johnny's older sister had been forced to take him in and raise him as her own. As such, she's fiercely protective of him, not that he minds, at least not until she screams at his Captain.
Oneshots
"Little Things"
@blingblong55
No summary provided
Hey hey first things first ! On here I would like to be referred to a Beau! I’m a fanfic writer for a few fandoms in which you can find on my masterlist as well!
Down Below the cut is my MasterList to the things I write! So far there’s only COD stuff cause majority of my friends enjoy that 😅
I do want to put a trigger warning on here! And I will also put trigger warnings on the writing themselves! I tend to write a lot of angst and smut because I’m very bad at coming up with full fledged out plots sometimes but aha! Oh well—
- John Price
LOVERS CREEK ; click here !
- Simon Ghost Riley
- Kyle Gaz Garrick
- Johnny Soap MacTavish
MORE TO COME..
Ask box is open!
Okay I got some headcanons of Soap and Civilian Reader in the wips 👁👁 and i plan to finish tonight or tmr ???
ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ! ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴇᴡ, ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴘꜱ. ᴍʏ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ, ꜱᴏ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ! ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ.
ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ! 🍒
ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ (ᴄᴏᴅ, ʀᴇ, ᴛᴏᴍʙ ʀᴀɪᴅᴇʀ, ᴇᴛᴄ)
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ chicana
ɪ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ🎸
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ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ꜱᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ! ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀꜱꜱᴍᴇɴᴛ. ᴍʏ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ!
Current WIPs: 𝙻𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚍 𝚂𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑
Guys I got a haircut. I'm rocking that mid-length style after years of growing out my hair down to my ass lol.
Guess that means that's going into a CoD geadcanon ;P
Stay turned for that!
Ghost standing in the corner
(Y/n): Wtf are you doing ?
Ghost: He's coming
Soap crashes through the door: SCOTLAAAAND FORRREEEVAAAA
oh my god this buffoon
what an idiot. No one can draw him quite as stupid as this. It's so beautiful
Misunderstandings part 4
this took me longer than it needed to
It's them your honour
I might be cooking up an AU....
Soap covered in soap
Wolfshifter!Soap who became a demolition expert because he could sniff out the bombs.
Wolfshifter!Soap who grows more body hair during winter and has to invest in high quality razors.
Wolfshifter!Soap who views the 141 as his pack and is fiercely loyal to them.
Wolfshifter!Soap who is very protective of his partner.
Wolfshifter!Soap who's wolf form is incredibly cuddly and physically affectionate.
Wolfshifter!Soap whose family is a very close-knitted pack.
Wolfshifter!Soap who doesn't like dogs because he knows they smell the wolf on him.
Wolfshifter!Soap who wears his mic like a collar as a subtle way of representing his canine.
Ghoap but it's Slavic AU 🌿
WIP
I miss him 💔
Btw I found these drawings while looking through my folder.
I mean the gays are back?🙏
He's just a misunderstood baby :(
But then he is a DIVA💅💥
I got bored in class so...
Guys i cooked something
I tried to draw Captain Mactavish (My fav) 😼
I really liked the result ❤🩹
For all John "Soap" Mactavish fans
He's so silly in his kilt tbh
They look like gummy bears :3
Pikmin!
Thank you for everyones suggestions in the asks! ♡♡♡♡ I've been reading through them and adding them to a spreadsheet 😤😤😤
I had this experince sadly, j wasnt able to afford a gaming console to play the games n got shit talked about "infantizing" ghost.
Rant:
Toxic COD fans who’ve been “playing the games since they were a kid” have some kind of superiority complex over the other fans in the fandom and it’s weird. I mean, not everyone has money to buy the games or even console, everyone’s situation is different whether that be financially or not.
Don’t immediately resort to toxic and hateful behavior because you have absolutely no idea what other people are going through. Finding comfort in fictional characters has been a thing since forever, and every single fandom has a group of fans who’re a bit odd but who the fuck cares? If they’re not hurting anybody why the hell does it bother you so much?
Of course you’re entitled to be protective over a franchise that you’ve enjoyed growing up but excluding or being shady to others because they didn’t have that opportunity? That’s fucking weird and not only immature but utter nonsense. Encouraging more fans to join a fandom is something we should be doing instead of putting them down for not having the same experiences as those who grew up playing the games.
You may have more knowledge and understanding of characters but that doesn’t inherently make you better than anybody else. It’s getting to the point where I can’t tell y’all apart from the toxic gamer bros. Leave baby COD fans alone you weirdos.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
The art style and au are just *FERAL GERMLIN NOISES*
Poltergeist Roach AU
First chapter didn’t take me as long as I expected
Tell me what you think! (Also remember my ask box is always open :D )
First AU post
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Simon "Ghost" Riley/Reader, John "Soap" MacTavish/Reader, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick/Reader, John Price (Call of Duty)/Reader Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, John Price (Call of Duty), Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Reader Additional Tags: Task Force 141, Eventual Smut, Fluff and Humor, Polyamorous Task Force 141 (Call of Duty), John Price Acting as Task Force 141's Parental Figure (Call of Duty), Task Force 141 as Family (Call of Duty), Eventual Romance
Me and my p/husband on discord😓
Clips from my last cod streamx2!