Jameson Jackson - Blog Posts
JBM: it’s times like these that make me wish I listened to what Henrik told me
Jameson: [why? What did he tell you?]
JBM: I don’t know, I didn’t listen
JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.
Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government
Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up
Henrik: what are you two doing riding around in a grocery cart?
Marvin: us two? Don’t you mean-oh god
Marvin and JBM in unison: JAMESON FELL OFF!!
Jse egos as things my friends have said
Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”
JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”
Chase: “my will to live can.”
Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”
JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”
S: “like every other week”
Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”
Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”
Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them
Chase: how many weenuses do you have?
Marvin: two?
Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!
*anti kicks Marvin in the back*
Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”
Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”
Marvin after whispering with JBM for ten minutes: we have a plan.
Jameson Jackson: thank goodness.
JBM: it involves fire
Henrik: absolutely not.
Sah dudes! I’m Gurt, and this is my first Tumblr post!
This is a theory about @therealjacksepticeye’s character Anti
I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.
Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.
They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.
I’m gonna take a crack at it.
Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?
Antiseptic.
Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)
Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.
People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.
He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.
With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?
I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.
That’s my take, if you find this post, leave some feedback! Leave some ideas! I’m always ready to shovel more content down my throat!
Hey you!
Yeah, you!
I’m working on a special project for our dear boy Schneep’s birthday!
Now, here’s where it gets weird-
If you could date any of the egos, which one, and where would you like to go on a date?
Sorry for how vague this is, but no spoilers for this project. I want it to be a super cool surprise, hence me working on it a month ahead of time.
Thanks!!
Woah mama
old men yaoi😋✨ (their first interaction)
Whoops! Show's over, Jameson!
(don't worry, he's fine. Those are friendship strings and he's yawning. he's just sleepy there's no puppeteering happening here)
But y'all I found a new drawing program and now the rut I've been in is COMPLETELY gone. It feels so good to create again 😭
Serious question
Would jameson own a pet duck?
(I love ducks u can give them fashionable outfits and they look happy )
an interesting ask ! i suppose in a universe where the egos could even handle pets in their household - especially pets of the unusual variety, sure! i think he’d love any cute, squish-able pet that he could also dress up!!
from ducks to dogs, he’d probably make ‘em wear socks or sweaters or anything in between!