Jacob Seed X Staci Pratt - Blog Posts

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

Staci: Jacob, let's play hide and seed

I hide from your bullshit

you seed therapy

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

When logic and rebellion Have all but gone astray And Jacob's wolves are circling And John's tattoos mark your way Remember what the Father said: "Help me Faith Help me Faith"

they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe

and I love them for that

let me catch your dreams

let me have your back

I can still hear his voice...

gay gay homosexual gay

hakob: it's nice to finally meet your colleagues, deputy bratt

bratt: you son of a…

get outta here, pumpkin.

friendship with jacob has ended, now jacob is my best friend.

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah. What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah.

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Who's a good gay? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Jacob: "Cull the flowers ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."

Staci: "okay grandpa let's get you to Eden"

like what you see, Hakob?

the uncontrollable jacobian urge to hug a smol pratt

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?

a man is dreaming

my partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.

this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it

Only you

Staci: *looks at everyone around*

Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)