It’s Not A Phase Mom - Blog Posts

Why was he lowkey giving a “don’t come to school tomorrow.” quiet kid 💔🥀🪫

POV: Every family event when you're 6 feet deep in the closet

This post is overdue for at least 3 months

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Fun fact if anybody cares, I used to be an Ashley, now let's bury that shit underground

I now have a room in my house dedicated to shiny things that randomly show up on my lawn, it’s great, not great that my family keeps hounding me for being a hoarder, but great that I have a shiny room

You once saved a Crow from dying as a child. Even now that you are an adult, you still remember the Crow's words after you set it free back to its murder, "We… wiLL… RETurN… ThE… FAVor…"

PLEASE DO!! (I’d love to see it when it's done)

Not be casually remembering that Thomas went through an emo phase meaning that ALL the sides were emo at once and Virgil just stayed like that for shits and giggles💀

(Side note: someone draw an emo Roman I need to see this now)

Okay, big hear me out: Punk Roman. He might’ve had his casual emo days, but his mindset was most likely “Shit sucks, and I will scream and shout until it gets better!” And, like, that's punk behavior

Not be casually remembering that Thomas went through an emo phase meaning that ALL the sides were emo at once and Virgil just stayed like that for shits and giggles💀

(Side note: someone draw an emo Roman I need to see this now)

Yes, I had a musical phase.

Yes, I still listen to those very same songs on repeat.

Sproutposting feat. Cosmo