Bitches be like "hear me out" and it's this fucking thing
Bitches be like "my anxiety isn't that bad" and then spend two hours borderline dissociating because of something that didn't even happen
the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier
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it's me. I'm bitches.
bitches go crazy for pathetic middle aged men
bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog
Bitches be like "he's so babygirl" then show you a picture of a pathetic middle-aged man that looks like a rat