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ngl it’s the absolute funniest thing that max is working for a Shady Organization and doesn’t know it. like bro would NOT care if he knew about the Extra Stuff they do, but he simply does not. He’s there to look good and sell clothes. That’s it /lh

unstoppable force: maxwell is too important to find a job. immovable object: he just spent every single bit of dust he was given as a newcomer in his first week here. outcome: ???

"Unfortunately, it seems that freedom is far from... free."

maxwell when wilson isn't around to save his ass: i am going to die from heat. i am going to take heat damage. i am going to wander out into the desert and die. i am going to lose 75 health to the sun