Intp Personality - Blog Posts
*INTP at a party*
ENTP: you are pretty damn cute
INTP: thanks?
ENTP: you came here with anyone?
INTP: I heard there's free food so I dropped by
ENTP: Ah....makes sense
*awkward silence*
ENTP, smirks: So what's your type?
INTP: Um... INTP?
ENTP, flustered: you know about MBTI?
INTP: What other types were you asking about? Ennegram?
ENTP: you're so godamn oblivious, marry me!
Things I have said or done as an INTP:
~ "It's not like I hate talking, you are just so boring. I don't even remember what you said two seconds ago. That's how unremarkable you are. So, it's not a ME problem, it's a YOU problem"
~ "I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch"
~ "Do I really need to wish someone their birthday? Do y'all like getting old?"
~ "Whenever I feel awkward, I imagine brutal ways to kill people"
~ "What do you mean I can't order from the kids menu? I eat like five things in my life"
~ "Sometimes I put on earphones just to avoid people"
~ "The T.V remote was too far away so I stared at the wall for five hours"
~ "I don't have enough energy to correct you right now, call me later"
~ *person says* "Hey, how are you?"
*ME* "Nice to meet you my name is just fine....wait"
~ "I am willing to die proving a point"
~ "I am not gonna study. What's the worst thing that happens? I fail. It's not like I am dying. I won't mind that either"
~ "I gave up on life when I was 11. The best decision I ever made"
~ "I am not sorry for coming late. I feel sorry that I came"
~ "I will touch grass when I am in the coffin"
~ "Well actually, everything you said was opinions, not facts. I don't care about how you feel, if you don't care about what I think"
~ "I pity how dumb you are"
An INTP view of life: Part 3
ENFP: what if we press both the accelerator and the break at the same time?
INTP: the car takes a screenshot, you want to see?
ENFP: yes :)
ESTJ: Get the fuck out of my car, both of you.
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INTJ: do you hate it that people are calling us the "sociopathic twins"?
INTP: Not really, it makes us seem even more unapproachable and intimidating. Look at the bright side, everyone will avoid us and leave us alone!!!
INTJ: that's true. I would actually prefer that. Look ENTP and ENTJ are fighting again, want some popcorn?
INTP: *HIGH FIVES*
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ISFP: How do I tell my crush I like them?
INTP: is your crush someone you think is out of your league?
ISFP: yeah....I think so
INTP: don't worry, tell them you like them and if they turn you down I have booked flight tickets for you to move to another country.
ISFP:....should I not be worried?
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ESTP: hey, I heard you are a chemistry student.
INTP: let me guess you are wondering if I have a meth lab in my basement
ESTP: Of course not, I am not accusing you of that!
INTP: *leans in* My prices are fixed, 50% off for a six months subscription.
ESTP: I like your attitude!
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Afterlife:~
As the blinking lights turned pale,
And pulse rate slowly failed
to evoke a wave of life,
Her eyelids, remained open under the light;
Her lips, breathed its last,
With her skin and blue veins, fading lifeless, fast.
Her last she could see, her last she could hear,
Great darkness engulfing her,
Her family screaming in tears.
A heavenly peace, taking over her terrestrial body,
Her pain melt away, shes now a dead old lady.
A beam of light, from somewhere afar,
Taking her soul away, glowing brighter and brighter.
She approached close, and the light showed her,
A life she had received,never lived so far.
Before her she sees a child,
Screaming in tears,
"None but her!", hardly she exclaims in joy,
Her heart dropped, looking at the broken toy,
Her favourite one, she held it so dearly,
No toy could surpass, the broken doll's beauty.
Again, being taken aback by the light,
She faces a thirteen year old,
With eyes glowing bright.
She was amazed by her new nose piercing,
She forgot how she scarred herself, silently bleeding.
Soon she was placed before her adult self,
She met a lady in thirtie's,
Disappointed she felt,
As she was too obssesed with a perfect marriage,
She missed her daughter's first walk,at a tender age.
Shifting back, at that deep darknees again,
She sees a mirror, and a wretched reflection starring,
She meets an old lady, filled with regrets,
Regrets of never living a life, that
she was gifted.
All her life she spent on perfections,
Crying over things, out of her
ambitions.
Chasing the unreachable, she never lived the life,
Her mind was clouded with
"If"s and "why"s.
Old lady at reflection,laments her biggest regret,
The unrelished life of discontent, slowly faded.
What is defeat?
If not being the same kind of person you used to hate, and never wanted to be?
What is defeat?
If not being hated and looked down upon, by yourself?
What is deafeat?
If not being surrounded by the wrong people your entire life, thinking what is possibly wrong about you?
One such controversial yet selfish lookout of mine about life is, if it reaches its fullest potential or completion, through the involvement of others. Is it going to be incomplete, if we refuse to live for others? Is it going to be devoid of such potential, if we live for and validate ourselves, taking up things to understand and make ourselves joyful in a neutrally harmless manner, opposing the nature's law of, nourishing the upcoming. I claim my life revolvs around me, and me only. It is prooved so, I was born alone, and I'll die such. My life, will not end with the death of near ones, the ticking of my life will end with my death, my life is mine only, and it will not go in vain if i fail to be involved with others as much as I'm involved with myself I believe.
Losing lovable people who were worth living for, might bring misery, but life goes on.
Life goes on, certain people kill themselves if their loved ones die. Might be because, the idea of 'life goes on' without their loved ones, is the one that burns and stings inside the most. Its not only the absence of their loved ones that hurt, but the horrifying idea of their life "just going on" without their person. It's because their life, a keen parasite will choose to end with them. Neither before, nor after.
People aren't rude,
We just grow up without telling ourselves.
《■》Have you ever felt the present to be so hellish and empty, that you start reminiscing the past, as if it was the only time you've been happy, only heaven you used to live in.
It would be such a pity to think, how we search through the scatterred pieces of our childhood or the blurred out teenage, to live the time once again, when we used to be truly happy, when there were large room for dreams?《■》
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Out of all people, I fell in love with you,
isn't that divine, sweetheart?💫
i have this person whom i would like to know more about and we have been in the same class for more than 2 years and have had barely had 9 conversations, that person(lets say L) is not the one to usually start a conversation nor a total introvert but definitely reserved for majority of people but the thing i don't get is how can that person talk and not just that but initiate conversations to a veryyyy extroverted another person(lets say E) i mean i have tried a lot to try and initiate conversations with various topics but L never even looks at me while i ask something, i mean isn't it straight out rude and annoying like hello you talk to E without a freaking problem but can't even look at me. I think L tries to fit in the social circle but really just can't as L is also completely ignored by everyone and is deemed "uncool" and L keeps trying hard so my question is do people only want or desire something just because they can't have it?why can't people just be CURIOUS and find the BEAUTY in other non obvious things which are ignored by people.
there is this thing in my life which always happens no matter what, if i have a real connection with anything or anyone and i say to myself wow this is nice, the next moment that thing is taken away from me or it goes away or fades away or something happens to me and the things which remain are not the one with a real connection but bland so is it wrong to just ask for someone to actually hold onto me no matter what.
p.s. this is not explicitly about a specific matter its a general one.