Incorrect Pjo Quotes - Blog Posts

annabeth: chiron, there's something we need to tell you. percy and i are dating.

chiron: i’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

percy: years? we've only been dating for a few weeks!

chiron: then what the hell were you doing before that?!

Percy: *exist*

Monster: seafood

Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)

Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan

When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car

When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat

Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.

Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two

Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?

Percy: Just teaching them a song

The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like

Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin

Nico: I don’t

Thalia: ...

Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin

Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?

Leo: a week

Nico: a day

Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.

So basically what's happening here is:

Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.

The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.

Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

Nico Di Angelo: If i had a nickel for everytime I saw Annabeth fall off a cliff I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

So, imagine leo arriving in a black toga on halloween and setting his hair on fire(somehow managing not to burn it because, he knows his powers pretty well at this point)and turning the fire blue and tailing nico around calling him his delicate and fragile son.

Until Nico just goes feral and Reyna has to hold him back because...LET ME GO REYNA! I'M GONNA MURDER THAT ELF DEVIL! AND SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO THE FIELDS ASPHODEL!

Imagine Percy Jackson bringing hundreds of these one day because "they looked so cute and helpless I couldn't help it PLUS THEY'RE BLUE LOOK...and annabeth just....collapses.

Selina: Thoughts on Luke?

Chris: So… Luke has thots now…

Alabaster: Crawling all over him like weevils

Ethan: They’re called priests, I think

Luke, staring at the grumpy wet cat sewer rat looking mf that is Alabaster: Why are you with him?

Ethan: He makes me laugh

yes peraltiago is so percabeth coded

because wdym jake’s mother was left by his father, amy craves academic validation and to be recognised by her parents just like her siblings, they love each other in the most genuine way possible and sarcasm is their love language??

if you told me brooklyn 99 was a percy jackson au i would believe you no questions asked.

*percy doing the trend*

was it casual when:

“the whole world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive…”

Reyna *trying to flirt* : So, wanna suffer together?

Y/n : I thought you'd never ask.

Jason *sniffs* : Smell that?

Percy : Ah yes, g a y

Me: it's the same picture your honor

Will: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Nico: Okay.

Will: And make out during the scary parts.

Nico: Th-

Nico: The scary parts.

Nico: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

kindergarten teacher, handing out popsicles: which flavor do you want?

percy: blue flavor!

kindergarten teacher: uh, you mean blue raspberry?

percy: blue flavor! blue flavor!

kindergarten teacher: blue is not a flavor!

percy: BLUE FLAVOR!

Thalia: Hey Artemis, you okay? Artemis: Yeah, I just have this massive headache that comes and goes. Apollo: Hey sis! Artemis: Ah, there it is.

Leo: I cant stand his bitch ass, thinking he’s all high and mighty

Frank: I’m sorry do you want me to crouch?

Leo:

Frank: or do you want boots because I can make this an equal fight

They then fought each other and held hands afterwards, they do this every week.

I’ve been wanting to post some more Percy Jackson stuff so here:

Percy Jackson (and HoO) characters as things my friends and I have texted each other

Leo: you ever think about how die-hard believers of the saying “if you have nothing kind to say, don’t say anything” probably see the phrase “I’m speechless” as an insult?

Piper: Leo pls it’s 2am go to sleep

Piper: wait

Nico: Leo, you’re really one of a kind

Leo: awww thanks nico

Nico: yeah, the gods saw how you turned out and realized they did NOT want any more

Piper: omg funny story

Piper: I know a guy in my class has a crush on me

Piper: 😂😂😂

Annabeth: oh damn

Annabeth: oh no

Annabeth: poor guy

Piper: bout to get owned

Piper: thinking about committing crimes

Leo: aren’t we all

Piper: I wanna go to go to the waterpark tho

Piper: not to commit crimes

Piper: just in general

Leo: I mean…we can commit crimes there

Piper: valid point

Percy: my mom is bullying me for eating toast at midnight

Percy: I am unable to thrive in this environment

Annabeth: toast should never be bullied

Percy: exactly

Percy: you get it

Annabeth: aww that’s nice

Percy: IRK

Percy: ******IKR

Percy: IM DYSLEXIC

Annabeth: I right know

Percy: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP