Judge: How do you plead?
Jorel, mouthing: Not guilty
Dylan: ... hot milky
Jorel: *bangs head on desk* for God's sake just lock him up
Charlie: I'm thinking of charity work
Dylan: You should donate blood
Charlie: On tha-
Dylan: All of it
Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?
Johnny: It's Johnny
Danny: What did he do this time?
Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny
Danny: What did you do this time?
Johnny: I exist and find it nauseating
Person: do you know him?
Person: *points at Funny man dabbing the ice cream truck song*
Danny: Not by choice
Johnny: You're bad liar
Dylan: You're old
Matt: My friends!
Charlie: [fearful screaming]
Aron: Would you call me self-centered?
Dylan: No, not to your face
Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would
Dylan: Don’t correct me!
Jorel: Don’t be wrong
Theresa: No kids today, what should we do?
Danny: Take a nap
Theresa: Think bigger
Danny: Take all the naps
Charlie: /screams at Funny man/
Funny man : /screams at Charlie /
Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?
Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition
Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.
Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?
Jorel: ...
Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]
Dylan: That's not what I-
Jorel: [screaming out of pain]
Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.
Dylan: Getting gayer
Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-
Jorel: hold the fuck up
Danny: excuse me?
Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up
Danny:
Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.
Jorel: I’m gay
Dylan : I thought you were Italian?
Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.
Asia: you were flirting with me.
Johnny: so? you're my wife.
Asia: you asked me if i was single
Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't
Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.
All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.
Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.
Jorel: But that place is haunted!
Vanessa: Don’t be scared, ghost prey of fear, just be confident.
Jorel, marching down a haunted hallway: I’M NOT SCARED, I AM NOT A PUSSY
Jordan: Danny won, fair and square... even Johnny admits it.
Asia: Where is Johnny?
Jordan: Still in the showers, we think he's trying to drown himself.
Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?
Danny: Someone pushed me.
Johnny: Well, did you push them back?
Danny: No. He was bigger than me.
Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?
Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.
Jorel: I SWEAR I’M NOT CUTE
Jorel: DON’T CALL ME THAT
Jorel: I AM EVIL
Jorel: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT
Jorel: FEAR ME
Vanessa:
Vanessa: Cute
Anna: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!!!!!?!!
Someone: What does he look like?
Anna, in tears: Beautiful!?!?!
Danny: Hi! I'm Daniel Murillio, and you are?
Jorel: Questioning my sexuality.
Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences
HU :…
Jorel: Anyone except Danny
Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...
Asia: Then what's that on your pants?
Johnny: That's cocaine.
Jordan: why are you naked?
Danny: I don’t have any clothes
Jordan: sure you do
Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…
Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.