Idk why I did it I got too embarassed to finish but I hope you enjoy
Listen, my fucked up brain has just come up with this. Thorfinn is Link. Haven't you noticed the resemblance yet? (And what do you mean with "you're just projecting one of your biggest childhood crush, just get over with it"? Shhhhut up.) So now I NEED THORFINN IN LINK'S GERUDO CLOTHES. I CAN NO LONGER LIVE WITHOUT IT. AND I NEED EVERYONE OF YOU TO PICTURE IT IN YOUR MIND BECAUSE MAKING FUN OF THORFINN WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. I also need a context where it makes sense he's dressed like a belly dancer. Askeladd, I trust in your sadism (and mine) Now, excuse me, it's time for my pills.