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4 months ago

is it ok to hate the suitor's actions but also simp for the worst one at like the same time

that just me

I personally can't hate all the monsters in Epic. Like, some of them (cough cough THE SUITORS) are horrible, but I can't hate some (most?) of them. So heres a list of monsters I don't completely hate and why! 1. Polyphemus- If someone came into my home, killed one of my pets and then tricked me- I'd get pretty angry too. He just wanted to avenge his sheep and honestly I can't blame him :/ 2. Poseidon- He just wanted to avenge his son :< bro was trying to make up for years of lax parenting and FAILED. at most, he just seems like a loser or boyfailure of sorts.

3. Circe!!! - Do I have to explain? It's Circe!!! I would love to be a sorceress who turns men into pigs and protects a bunch of nymphs for a living.

4. The sirens- I don't have justification for this one, its just that I love them.

5. Scylla!!! - Again, do I have to explain??? She just gives a really annoyed introvert who wants to be left alone.

6. Charybdis- She didn't do much. She just made a whirlpool. Also I can't stop imagining Charybdis sitting and making whirlpools like a child sitting in a bath tub

Um, I think thats all. I didn't mention the suitors cause I hate them with all my heart and soul. And Calypso- being trapped on an island for 100 years without social interaction DOESN'T excuse for 7 years of rape and sexual assault.

yeah but thats it i guess

Yay!!!


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