I Think I’m So Funny - Blog Posts
So..he got all that cake, and won’t share-?
Wild.
yo that's crazy we might actually end up making a chain
yo i got a crazy idea, bro, like, what if. what if we linked the universes together bro 👀
Geralt: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in
Jaskier: Hey, Geralt, do you need help with anything?
Geralt: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early
MK: Monkey King ! Your back ! The Jade Emperers dead- what do we do ?!
Sun Wukong freshly revived having no clue what's going on yet and head still very fuzzy : - give up
elias bouchard coded post
Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.
killers and renegades, liars and thieves
Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd
Guys, gals, and non binary pals
Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof
Folks
Distinguished guests
Members of the jury
Comrades
Fellow Americans
Citizens of the solar system
All y’all
My dudes
Those who must be stopped
Persons of the audience
Brain owners
Sentient beings of the audience
Bitches
People with PHDs and people without PHDs
All you who got dressed up for no reason
You people
Humans
Lovable idiots
Ladies, germs, and non binary worms
Mouth breathers
Everyone except (insert name here)