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Barty: I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6'1 and if he’s 6'2, he’ll say he’s 6'3. Barty: Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5'9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5'3. Barty: What I do is not a crime, but it should be.


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