How To Train Your Dragon Books - Blog Posts
Thinking about how Hiccup and Wish would get along so well if they ever met and Camicazi and Xar would go rob rich people together and Fishlegs and Bodkin can just sit and talk
WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW BOOK HICCUP AS A PRETTY LITTLE HANDSOME MAN LIKE NO HES UGLY REP GIVE US A SILLY LOOKING GOOFY GOOBER
U guys should give me httyd doodle ideas since I'm gonna go on a plane in like, 2 days and need to keep myself entertained
People wanna be my friend and then they realise I put more commitment into talking and analysing everything about how to train your dragon than an actual friendship
Do yall think Camicazi is adopted or do u think Big Boobied Bertha is her bio mum??
Sobbing because I spent so much time and effort being hyperfixated on how to train your dragon and the audiobooks are what led to my downfall into my new doctor who hyperfix
I didn't like it it just felt anticlimatic. It was a great book don't get me wrong but it's not as good as the other ones
this might be a stupid question but why does everyone hate book 5?
Genuinely have no idea, so this is an open invitation to everyone who feels like they can add to the discussion to please do so in the reblogs and replies of this post
Nothing to say, i just love this picture
I listened to the httyd audiobooks too much and now my thoughts either sound like Fishlegs, Hiccup, Camicazi or just straight up Dsvid Tennant
I just found out yesterday that the httyd audiobooks are free on youtube and I'm already on book 4
@howtopostanaudiobook on YouTube (they also have the 1st 2 books of the wizards of once)
One of the things I live about tumblr is that uts literally amazing for all my fandom needs. Like, you could have the rarest hyperfixation ever and there will be an entire community for it on tumblr filled with fanart, fanfics, rambles, info dumps, theories and memes. I love tumblr.
In httyd book 2 we know that Hiccup is 11 because he is no longer 10 but he hasn't turned 12 yet. But in the beginning it says that he's had Toothless for years as in plural which means it's been more than 1 which implies that Hiccup is due to turn 12. Bit since his birthday is in February that means that the events from book 2-5 all happened all within January. So within the span of a month Hiccup almost died to a monstrous strangulator, got kidnapped by Romans, almost died of vorpentitis and surfed down an erupting volcano on a dragon.
This actually did happen to me a little over a week ago
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷
Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup
Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.
Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.
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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*
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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?
Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?
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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.
Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.
Fishlegs: FUCK!
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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?
Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.
Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?
Fishlegs: oh lord help me.
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Camicazi: I'll bite you.
Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.
Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.
Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.
Hiccup: *gives her his card*
Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.
hiccup horrendous "gaslight" the third back in his cage looking at alvin like the man didn't dump him in a tree an hour ago
Something I 100% believe in is that Camicazi is a mamas girl and Big Boobied Bertha supports Camicazi's every decision as long as it doesn't put her in danger.
Camicazi wants to dye her hair? Bertha's driving to night owl and buying hairdye.
Camicazi wants to paint her walls? Bertha's already got colour swatches.
I told my friend about this idea and he said they should make them go hand gliding and their outfits will be ranked off of style and aerodynamics.
Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of
Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup
Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of
so I made some httyd book art
Sorry he got kidnapped and taken to America ☹
So i made this lil transparent worm-on-a-string Hiccup a while back
Im leaving him here for yall to watch while i go do a Thing
Im sure when i get back he wont be in any precarious situations, or unsavory circumstances, or anything of that ilk
Anyways
Have fun
Ill be back
Made a httyd oc because at this point I just had to
I changed my mind. "I think my mother was a teapot." Is just so much deeper and emotional for me.
Favourite HTTYD quote?
"Maybe all kings should bear the slavemark to show that they're slaves to their people and not the other way around."
Relating to Hiccup in the sense of being treated like shit for being different ❤
Relating to Camicazi in the sense of being feral ❤
Relating to Fishlegs in the sense of getting angry about being bullied instead of just letting it go ❤
Relating to Xar in the sense that my older brother fucking hates me and my dad picks favourites ❤
Relating to Wish in the sense that I'll never be good enough for the people around me ❤
Relating to Bodkin in the sense that I'm scared of breaking the rules ❤
Ove gotten so invested in the httyd books and the media surrounding it that I sometimes forget the httyd movies exist