Holt Hyde - Blog Posts
More MH memes:
Get Jackson🧑🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.
If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏
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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍♂️?"
Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)
Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻♂️😤😾
Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥
Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨
Jackson: "it.. uh...😵💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮♂️🏫🚸
Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵💫😵😵💫 😵
Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐
Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑🔬" 😮💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."
Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶🌫️
Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻♀️🫦
Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢
Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡
Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)
Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"
(Lilith and Claire laugh)
Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐
Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓
Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼♀️❓🤷🏻♀️❓
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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠
Jackson: "😵💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️
Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)
Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨
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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑🎤💙
Ghouls Rule be like:
I feel bad for JJ💛 & HH💙, they had to worst week of their lives.
Based on John Mulaney's "The one thing you can't replace"
Does anyone ever think about how from Jackson's perspective, he told the other monsters that bringing Holt is a terrible idea.
And then he wake up in JAIL!
He was probably thinking, "I hate being right all the time😫!"
I made some monster high memes at 2 am because I'm having major Monster High brain rot right now.
Diary entry (in Heath and Abbey's Home ick diary)
How Jackson drives according to the webisodes:
Jackson learned to drive by playing video games.
JJ: "I learned to drive by playing extreme grave yard derby."
(police sirens wail)
FS: "Oh no! Should I pull over?"
JJ: "you never pull over! You just go faster!"
when ur great great great great great grandson has flame hair somehow
obsessed w the fact that jackson’s parents are both monsters and yet he calls himself a normie and everyone is for some reason shocked when holt shows up
Monster High writers using important aspects of Jackson/Holt for stories:
Monster High writers not including Jackson/Holt in aforementioned story: