I have no idea if I came up with this or saw it somewhere but. Hermitcraft head canon that Tango wears red classes cause he’s a nether born, and the Nether has colors that nether mobs/hybrids can see cause of adapted eyesight. So when Tango gets to the overworld, he wears the glasses because otherwise there would be an overwhelming amount of colors
Another ex headcannon:
So, Ex cannonicly knits, right?
I think they probably do it in order to relax for a bit and cool down a bit. So they can take a break from all the evil scheming he does, and just focus on knitting for a bit.
Then, i started thinking about other hobbies he might have picked up in order to chill out for a bit and i immediately thought of cooking. (and gardening)
Like, just imagine:
For years, he hates it. They're way too lazy to learn it and not patient enough for it either. All they eat are shitty microwaved meals.
Until one day, someone (probably Zed or Xisuma) finally forces them to learn it. They get annoyed at first and refuse to cooperate, but eventually, once they get better at it, start to enjoy it.
At some point they start cooking on their own (without Zed's or X's help) and they realize how much fun it can be.
After a while, they refuse to let anyone else inside the kitchen while they're cooking. After all, it's one of the few things that makes them feel at peace, and there's no way they are letting anyone disturb it, or see them this relaxed. (he also doesn't want anyone to find out that he poisoned Xisumas food)
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I love it when people make Evil x completely overpowered, but still make him act like an absolute derp & mess up all his evil schemes on accident.
Like yes!!! They COULD take over the entire hermitcraft server, if it weren't for the derpyness. Because in order to be an evil masterMIND you need to actually be smart.
Adding more onto this:
Grian and scar didn't realize doc was ACTUALLY afraid of cats at first, they just left some in his base as a joke/threat. (similarly to the whole buttercup thing)
Once they realized he was unironically terrified of them, they stopped doing it, except for scar occasionally bringing jellie along for negotiations, as an "intimidation tactic"
Whenever Doc threatens them, Scar just holds out jellie as a warning. It usually works kwhekwhe
Oh my god you all don't understand how insane i am about doc being a creeper and thus probably being afraid of cats
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FIRSTLY, ajfoxships, YES GIMME ANY AND ALL FICS W/ THIS!!! PLSPLSPLSPLS-
Secondly, here's some of my head cannons which i will probably turn into a comic once i get the chance:
-scar and grian used jellie during season 9 when they destroyed docs tunnel bore. Doc was yelling at them and then scar just held out jelly towards him and doc was like *scared creeper noises* "...ok fine u can go BUT I WILL DESTROY UR ENTIRE BLOODLINE LATER-"
-the theme park jellie ears scar left doc as a gift during s9 after breaking the tunnel bore? Those weren't a gift, they were a threat
-one of the reasons doc asked ren for help is bc Grian Scar and Mumbo kept leaving cats in his base and docs thought process was "cats scare creeper, dogs scare cats -> time to ask the local furry for help"
-Ren scares away any and all cats that come close to doc by aggressively barking at them
-cleo added cats to her cafe(/bookstore) in s10, bc she knew doc wouldn't be able to retaliate after she stole her villagers if she had enough cats to scare him
-bdubs considered putting doc in a catjail as a punishment instead of airjail, but he realized last minute that that was just a wee bit too cruel
(also, Im quite busy w/ other art projects rn, so it might take a while till i post this, incase anyone wants to be tagged once its done just let me know!)
Oh my god you all don't understand how insane i am about doc being a creeper and thus probably being afraid of cats
My personal fav headcanon for c!joe is that hes just some Ghost that ended up on the hermitcraft server and ended up possessing a villager corpse to interact w/ the others.
Eventually he got sick of possessing new corpses every season, and with cleos help he got a new body: a Muppet
random redstoner headcanons cause i can
mumbo using redstone so much makes his eyes glow red in the dark sometimes. grian was looking for him at night once and when he saw him he shreiked like a little girl.
mumbo eats redstone.
doc huffs redstone. (like its coke)
tango messes up his redstone up constantly cause of his tail swooshing around.
zedaph puts redstone in his tea.
xisuma has to check up on the redstoners to make sure they arent dead.
xisuma also has to check on himself to make sure he's not dead.
Love this idea.
Species- Hermit
A rare species of winged entity, sometimes with features of other animals or mobs due to their ‘clan’ (origin of the Hermit and it’s influences while young). All hermits also bear a pear of unique wings. These wings are weak for a short period of time before proper flight is possible, this period of time varies. Depending on their ‘clan’, a hermit may grow unrelated features, including horns or antlers, but many do not. It is very rare for two hermits to look exactly alike. Hermits have a tendency to culminate in large groups, and then further forming into factions. Often building large roosts, machines, and structures, they also play mini games and pull pranks on one another. Rarely, the colony migrates long distances across space to find new land and new inspirations. Individuals during this time often either disband from the group, or pick up new Hermits, welcoming them into their colony. This long, intergalactic migration is tiring on many Hermits wings, so their flight is hindered for some time upon arrival at their desired location (See, Grounding).
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