Herman Carter - Blog Posts
If I were to bite you, would you taste raspy, burnt, crispy perhaps?
HOW ABOUT NO, NEXT QUESTION
do yo get some kind of kick out of pretending to be an act like someoneyoubsay you hate
((not sure if this is targeted at MUN, but I’m going to answer personally, sorry!
The Doctor or Herman Carter is an awful human being, he’s done awful things much I won’t get into because TW stuff (I.E. torture and gore).
But I like his character, I like his design because it’s fun to draw. I like to make him this goofy funny insane man, because that what my brain sees him as.
I don’t know how to put it into words so I might edit this later, but to basically him sum him up, I like him, but I want him to suffer horribly.))
Can you give me
Extra bones
(Preferable attached to my other bones please)
YES YOU MAY HAVE MY
EXTRA BONES
THEY’RE IN THE BACK ANON!
IN RETURN I WOULD LOVE SOME OF YOUR
EXTRA BONES
What would happen if you get by a lightning? Would you become even more crispy or wpuld you just explode?
A NORMAL PERSON GETTING STUCK BY LIGHTING HAS A HUGE CHANSE OF GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST. AND WOULD CAUSE DIRECR INJURIES INTO THE BRAIN AND NERVOUS SYSTEM! HOW FUN!
BUT ME? I DONT COUNT MYSELF AS NORMAL... ANYMORE. AFTER BEING PUNSIHED BY THE ENTITY, I’VE BEEN GIVEN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY, BEING ABLE TO RUIN PEOPLES VERY CONSCIOUSNESS WITH IT! AND AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY BODY I HAVE WIRES GOING IN AND OUT OF ME! AND OF COURSE I HAVE TO GET THIS ELECTRICITY FROM SOMEWHERE. WELL MY DEAR FRIEND, I GET THAT ELECTRICY FROM A SIMPLE LITTLE GENOTATOR IN MY HEART!
I MAY BE RAMBLING A WHOLE BUNCH BUT I’LL TRY AND SUM THIS UP AS SIMPLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN!
SINCE WHEN PEOPPE GET STRUCK BY LIGHTING THEY HAVE A CHANCE OF BEING INTO CARDIAC ARREST; AND MY ELECTRICY COMES FROM MY HEART... I WOULD MOST LIKELY OVER CHARGE AND DIE!
but death isn’t an escape in this waking nightmare.
BUT WHO KNOWS, I MIGHT BECOME EVEN MORE.... “CRISPY”.
Herman? More like WHOREMAN
Not really interested in dating, sorry ladies, Men, and Thems! So no “Whoreman Carter” for you! My deepest apologies.
When the crisp makes you crisp,
Like you’ve had too much crisp,
That’s amore.
CRISPY MAN
TAKE ME BY HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
CRISPY MAN
THE VOYAGE
TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP
CRISPY MAN
I see you’ve accepted the crisp.. Good.
[Loud sobbing from the other room]
*injects powdered cocaine straight into my Cephalic vein then has a seizure on your floor after I cracked all my bones and they start glowing like glow-sticks* *80s pop music echoes through the halls as I lay dead in the middle of one of lery's hallways glowing like radioactive waste*
VERY GOOD SHOW! BUT IT COULE BE IMPROVED ON! I WOULD LOVETO GRAB MORE TEST SUBJECTS TO TRY THIS OUT ON... THIS WOULD LEAD TO VERY INTERESTING RESULTS.
BUT IN ADDITION TO THAT
WHAT THE FUCK.
BALLS.
BALLS! DICKS EVEN!
You are the crispiest man
Nođź’–
The Doctor swung but.. completely missed, hitting the wall instead as Adiel passed him. He pulled the weapon out of the wall, grumbling to himself knowing he’d have to fix this later. His body jolted forcing back on his main task:
catch the lab rat.
Turning on his heel he quickly wiped around, running towards the survivor at an alarming speed. Electricity bounced off the doctor’s body, some of it going back down into his hand, letting another shock therapy go his way.
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
i think he is??? idk herman gives off ohioan energy and i can’t explain how or why.
like i just look at him and think “yup. he is from ohio”
TREPYA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON. YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS
Is Herman from Ohio? Yes or no.
Ngl you lookin kinda crispy tho
AND?
Your name will now be changed to Crispman Carter. No one likes the name Herman anyways.
WELL EXCUSE YOU! THE NAME HERMAN SUITS ME WELL!
“[Discipline is required,]” The Doctor said, raising his weapon once again. His words seem so clear, they almost burnt themselves into his brain. 
He took another swing at Adiel, his laugh contuining to fill the room.... to fill his thoughts. But as he swung, there was a short window of time... an opening... a chance to escape.
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
*Smacks your crispy ass* crisp
THANK YOU!
@dbdaskghostface​ HEY FUCK FACE-
HELLO MRS. PIG, MAY I SEE ONE OF YOUR REVSE BEARTRAPS?
... why?
Sir crispington
YES, THAT’S ME!
What wisdom does the crispy man bring today
EAT ASS AND SKATE FAST!
Crispy man what are you doing crispy man
OH, I’M JUST DOING A TRIAL!... FENG CAN SO FIESTY SOMETIMES, I SURE HOPE I DON’T GET DSFNSDJKA;A2R4[0RE9WQ[-
CRISPY MAN
CRISPY MAN
AhHhHhHHhh
Mhmmhm... good, but not good enough. Could you do it in E-major?
The Doctor looked down at the electricity once more, then back at Adiel; his smile only widening. He let the electricity go, only a second later did it dance around Adiel’s feet and up through his body... and into his mind.
The pain wasn’t physical; more mental. It was like his brain... no.. his very consciousness was being ripped open with a knife. The sound of static filled his ears, almost making it impossible to think.
And all he did was laugh... laugh like a mad man.
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
“[What do you think?]” He said as sparks started to crackle down his left arm and into his palm. Soon his hand was glowing from crackling electricity. But instead of letting it go he held onto it. Waiting.....
He didn’t attack just yet... he waited. The grip tight around the handle of his weapon. The Doctor was amused by this new lab rat the Entity had gave him. It’s only been a few moments but he already knows how triggers this boy’s fight or flight...... he wonders how far he can push him.
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
The Doctor was caught off guard by the quick punch to the gut, but quickly shook it off.... He should just use his shock therapy ability right now. But he doesn’t, he’s waiting. “[What nerve you have... You’ll quickly learn that in this hell fighting back gets you nowhere... Nowhere but trouble.]” He raised his weapon, “[This is your first lesson of the Fog... Nobody here is your friend.]” He swung down, attempting to hit Adiel.Â
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
@ask-a-frenzy-jul hi herman huh why do you laugth thas much ??
HELLO JULIE! JUST IMAGINE FOR A SECOND THAT YOUR FACE IS FORCED IN AN EXPRESSION THAT YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE. NOW IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF PROPERLY... AND THERE IS SO MUCH NOISE IN YOUR HEAD, SO MUCH HATE AND ANGER IN YOUR VERY BEING. THAT YOU CAN’T EXPRESS, WHAT SO EVER! AND IT DRIVES YOU ABSOLUTELY MAD! AND AS YOU KNOW, TAKING ALL THAT ANGER OUT ON SURVIVORS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH TO HELP ME WITH THIS ISSUE! So I laugh, I laugh to get it out of my system. I can only laugh.
ALSO, SURVIVORS HAVE SUCH FUNNY SCREAMS.Â
@ask-a-frenzy-jul
The Doctor laughed a bit, cocking his head to the other side... keeping his wide open gaze on him as he spoke in his mind.
“[The Whispers, The Entity, The God, House Spider. Whatever you wsnt to call this........ thing. It’s just curious that’d it’d bring...]”
He looked him up and down again.
“[ I assume a survivor to me, one of the most ruthless killers of this hell!]” he almost looked proud with the little expression his whole face situation allowed.
He quickly shook his head, “[Now... what are you having trouble with?”
“Pardon me. Doctor.. Carter was it? Sorry to intrude. I only recently ended up here.. Could you help me?” The red haired Brit asked cautiously, looking at the man he was speaking to.
((Hope this is decent! ^^’))
The Doctor looked at the Brit, almost taken aback that they knew his name. But more importantly they were asking a killers help.
His voice cut through their thoughts, “[... I’m surprised that someone apparently so new to this waking nightmare knows my name. But that’s besides the point!]” he cleared his throat, even thought he wasn’t talking physically, “[Why come to a killer for help?]”
((This was perfect dude! Sorry if my responses is a bit eh, I’ve never RPed on Tumblr sooo-))
The madness was like a snake coiled around my mind. I could feel its grip getting stronger... it was suffocating.Â