lets see the best shitty joseph and or caesar imagines you have my liege
you ask and I deliver - I hope this assortment of Joseph and Caesar imagines is to your liking *bows*
joseph only brings you out to eat at chain restaurant (he likes their commercials and quotes his favorites throughout the meal)
and this is new york, so he wants to go eat in times square. he likes the atmosphere
before going to eat at chilis he asks you to get a picture of him and times square woody `
he lives with his granny still. and by that, i mean he still sleeps in his childhood bedroom.
It has tacky rocket ship themed wallpaper. And boxes upon boxes filled his comic book collection
you try to read one and he kicks you out for touching his special edition Superman vol. 3
despite his reputation, caesar had never brought a girl home before - you’re the first
his apartment is filled with doilies and virgin mary merch (do you call religious items merch? am i going to hell for that?)
also all of his furniture has plastic coverings, even the bed
you spend the night at his house but have to sleep on the couch because you’re not married! this is a good catholic household!
then you hear a loud BANG
apparently between his plastic bed covering and his soap bubble coating, he got to slippery and fell off the bed
this happens often