He Tian X Mo Guan Shan - Blog Posts
he tian: what the hell are you doing there?
mo guan shan, standing on the table: it's my place too! i can stand where i want!
he tian, sighing: where's the spider?
mo guan shan: ...near the fridge.
he tian: when i die my tombstone won’t say “RIP” it’ll say “VIP”.
mo guan shan: that’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
he tian: yeah, the throne.
he tian: how do i politely tell someone i want to fucking hit their face with a brick several times?
he cheng: one wishes to aquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edge object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
he tian: that was poetry!~
mo guan shan: that was a cry for therapy from both of you-
mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?
he tian: would you like me on my knees?
mo guan shan: the fuck??
he tian: you want to fuck?
he tian: do you want to play 20 questions?
mo guan shan: no.
he tian: interesting question! my favourite colour is orange. do you like men?
like father like son
If you look at this drawing a little closer, you will notice that all the dogs are on the same leash.
The Dalmatian holds it in his teeth and, as it were, restrains himself and everyone else. In addition, the Dalmatian has a calm and intelligent look in his eyes — very similar to Zhan Zheng Xi.
The little dog (possibly a chihuahua) looks excited and cheerful, and its fur colour is light, so I think it's Jian Yi.
The Doberman (black dog) is Tian, and the Shiba inu (red dog) next to him is Guanshan for obvious reasons. Plus, the Doberman looks at Guanshan, and the Shiba Inu looks at Tian!!! Old, you're a genius.
NOOOOO, not the paper!!! he won't be able to show he tian his result now😿
they don't have enough money for pants in size, it's so sad :( two poor little meow meows
mo guan shan: i hate seeing you like this.
he tian: like what?
mo guan shan: in person.
zhan zheng xi: we should appreciate the little things in life.
he tian: *hugs mo guan shan* my little mo
mo guan shan: FUCK OFF!
*while he tian's teaching mo self-defence*
mo guan shan: i win.
he tian: i have you pinned to the ground.
mo guan shan: exactly.
mo guan shan: so, what's for dinner?
he tian, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.
*he tian and mo guan shan are talking to each other*
jian yi: i hate to admit this out-loud, but they're really cute together.
zhan zheng xi: yes, they are.
jian yi: i'd put them in a boat.
zhan zheng xi: …you mean you ship them?
jian yi: yeah…
he tian: i'd kill for you.
mo guan shan: ok cool.
he tian: ask me to kill for you.
mo guan shan: erm...
mo guan shan: you're a moron.
he tian: then you're a moronsexual, cause you love me.
mo guan shan: and who are you then?
he tian: i'm a mosexual.
he tian: top or bottom?
mo guan shan: what the fuck?
he tian: i was talking about a bunk bed. and what did you think about, huh?
mo guan shan: WHAT THE FUCK?? WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING BUNK BED, YOU IDIOT!
mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.
he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-
i can't stop thinking about the first time he tian wakes up in mo's arms. for the first time, someone will take care of him after a nightmare, comfort and hug him. for the first time, he tian'll feel truly not alone, needed.
oldxian, please show us this moment.
two yawning kittens has been spotted
hey guys, can you recommend me some fics with bottom!he tian and top!mo guan shan? or fics where mo comforts he tian🖤🧡
mo guan shan: *crying*
he tian: what happaned!? did somebody hurt you? tell me, i swear i'm gonna kill them-
mo guan shan: i'm just cutting onions.
he tian, at night: listen here, you stupid onion-
he tian: i need to lose some weight. you've spoiled me, redhead.
mo guan shan: fuck no *cooks 10 times more*
40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.
40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.
mo guan shan: i've no idea how it happened, but he tian and i know each other so well that we finish-
he tian: each other's sentences.
mo guan shan: don't interrupt me.
we all know that little mo has a praise kink, right?? he tian knows for sure, because apparently he also has a kink on mo's praise kink.
he tian: how cute!
mo guan shan, petting a dog: yeah, who's a good boy?
he tian:
he tian: um, yeah. of course. the dog, mhm.
he tian: what are you thinking about?
mo guan shan: nothing special, just dreaming...
mo's dreams: