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soo.. Care to share those unhealthy & unholy thoughts about lucifer? 👀

The thoughts are rather sinful, every character I hyperfixate on is not safe from them…. I cannot express how I feel about this man without it getting very concerning.

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI! (I can't stop you guys but still 😭)

Lucifer Is just so silly I love him, but I can't take him seriously at any time… here are some headcanons I have of him for NSFW writing purposes.

- A ton of people say Lucifer is a bottom but I don't see that being entirely true, I view him as a soft dom more than anything else, always taking care of his partner's needs before his own, most of the time that is…

- He is rather vocal, he would love for you to be vocal as well to show how good he’s making you feel, it fuels his ego. The poor baby deserves it.

- Aftercare king… will treat you like a queen under the sheets and after. He prioritizes your comfort.

- Doesn't believe in quickies, he’s a hopeless romantic and wants every time to be the best it can be, so what if he has a meeting in five minutes? Who cares you’re his top priority.

- Did I mention he’s utterly obsessed with you? The taste of you, the scent of you, everything about you he just finds so utterly delectable.

- Speaking of which…. He is into a lot of things, it’s not unreasonable to assume he hasn’t done most things at least once in his lifetime. But he’s a little rusty so cut him some slack.

- Will refer to you as his little ‘Ducky’ or ‘Apple’ in bed, it’s honestly the cutest thing.

- If he’s had a bad day it would brighten his mood if you did something for him, he loves giving but receiving is great as well when he doesn’t have the energy.

- His favorite place to do it is either on his bad or his work desk, the ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door, and the loud creaking of the bed, or the slapping of skin against skin. A big indicator that whoever decides to walk in will not be leaving the room alive.

- Simp, biggest simp, your biggest advocate ever!

- He loves it when you wear his clothes, if it's too big on you even better, he can get turned on just by the sight of it.

- You don't meet Charlie until he’s ready for it to happen, he’s nervous…

- Overall this man radiates big puppy energy when im bed, he's such a doll! Please do not abandon him, Lucifer will be so heartbroken 💔

Could you possibly write a scenario or headcanons on a tea party date with Lucifer???? I'd appreciate it sm 😭💕

This has been on my mind for days, this seems so wholesome and I love the idea 🥺🥹🥹🫶

Thank you for requesting!

- let me tell you just how excited this man is…he has never had a tea party before, and when you explain it to him, he’s more than stoked! Everything has to be perfect.

- he dresses his best for this date even if it's just a casual thing. He's so nervous about fucking it up even if you say it's fine.

- he brings all the finest teas hell has to offer even if you insist on it not being necessary.

- he’s such a gentleman, decorating with your favorite flowers and bringing your favorite pastries to share. He's so in love with you it isn't even funny. He stopped wearing his wedding ring when you came into his life.

- did I mention that the tea cups he has are all duck-themed? Yeah… he just loves ducks so much.

- Lucifer will ask if everything is up to your standard because he’s nervous that he didn't do it right.

- he has so much fun with this tea party! It lasts hours and the two of you dance together as some soft melodies play in the background.

- he sings songs for you during this date as well, he’s such a hopeless romantic, but you love it.

- by the time everything is said and done and everything is cleaned up, he can't wait for the next tea party date, maybe he’ll make it a weekly occurrence, he had so much fun!

- next time he’ll invite his daughter, only if you allow it, of course, he will love to spend time with his two favorite people after all ♡

“Lucifer you really didn't need to do all of this….” your voice called out quietly as you felt blood rush to your cheeks. It was a gorgeous display of flowers, pastries, and wonderful-smelling teas. Neatly lined out for the choosing.

“Oh but I did my dearest apple!” he gave a sharp-toothed grin. He didn't believe in anything less than extravagant. You let out a soft giggle as you approached the king arms wrapping around his shoulders as you pulled him in, placing a kiss on his cheek. “It's lovely…thank you.” Lucifer was over the moon at the gesture. His arms wrapped around your waist pulling you flush against his body “Of course mi amor…” he murmured kissing you softly.

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Hi! Can we get a platonic headcanon for Vaggie and Fallen Exorcist!Reader?

absolutely! this is my first time answering a request so i really hope i do you justice 😭🙏

i made this to be after the series finale.. where it’s confirmed that vaggie is a fallen angel and charlie knows about it

summary: after falling from heaven when you didn’t comply to killing anyone after the most recent exorcism, lute and the other exorcists cut off your wings and send you down to hell, when vaggie finds you.

warnings: angst, violence kinda?

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the most recent exorcism was the one where the angels fought the demons and the members of the hazbin hotel. after hearing about the court meeting with charlie and sera, you wanted nothing to do with exorcisms. not when the people you were killing could be redeemed.

in fact, you didn’t even fight in the last event. you just watched in horror as you saw people who you believed to be your friends, try to ruthlessly kill the demons who wanted nothing more than to better themselves. when adam died, you couldn’t help but laugh.

lute, now the ringleader of the operation, and some of the other exorcists confronted you the day after. when you explained to them why you didn’t participate, lute ordered them to cut off your wings and throw you down from the gates of heaven, and they did exactly that.

when you fell down to hell, you landed in an empty parking lot behind a few buildings. you didn’t even know what to do, at that point, you didn’t even care if you died. you just laid there in the empty space, staring up at the red sky and waiting for some sinner to come by and put you out of your misery.

but when you were finally approached, it wasn’t by anyone who wanted to harm you, and that caught you off guard. above you stood a grey skinned girl with long, white hair, red ribbons, and an X over one of her eyes. she looked down at you with empathy and concern, before reaching her hand out to help you up.

“hey, are you okay? what happened to you?” she said, worried. you sat up and reached for her hand, but you weren’t ready to get up yet. your back ached and your head hurt.

“shit.. i.. i don’t know… my back hurts so bad and i can’t stop bleeding..” this was the moment that the girl noticed that you had fallen from heaven. she saw the golden blood seeping from your back, and your broken halo laying behind you.

“oh my satan, you’re a fallen angel” she stated, and you looked back at her in fear.

“please don’t hurt me! they threw me down when i rebelled against their beliefs! i promise i can’t hurt you just please help me” you sobbed, tears weeping from your eyes. you couldn’t believe what happened, and you were so scared that this girl was going to hurt you.

“sh, shhh it’s okay. i’m a fallen angel too, my name is vaggie. i got you, i’m not gonna let them hurt you anymore, okay?” she smiled softly at you, she couldn’t help but remember her own pain as she looked at you below her. she lowered herself down to your level and softly rubbed your shoulder, comfortingly.

you leaned into her, sobbing, and she wrapped her arms tightly around you. she closed her eyes and held back tears of her own, knowing and understanding every bit of pain you were in. “i’m so, so sorry they did this to you.” she said, her voice cracking as she spoke.

vaggie let a soft tear roll down her face as you continued to cry into her. you both sad in that parking lot for a few minutes, until your tears began to calm down.

“let me take you back to the hotel, i promise that we will make you feel better” she said, and you nodded. vaggie softly picked you up into her arms and began to carry you towards the hotel, making sure that she was extremely careful not to hurt you.

you leaned your head against her and your breathing calmed down. being in the girls presence made you feel so much better, and you knew everything was going to be alright.

as you approached the hotel, vaggied looked into your eyes and smiled at you curled up in her arms. “we’re here, you made it” she said quietly, rubbing your arm with her thumb. you opened your eyes to see the bright hotel in all of its glory, this was your home now.

“by the way, what’s your name?” vaggie said as she brought you up to the doors of the hotel.

“my name is y/n” you said quietly, finally feeling more safe and secure with vaggie as she brought you into the hotel.

“y/n… that’s a lovely name. welcome to the hazbin hotel” vaggie smiled brightly as she walked in through the doors.

a/n: i think this turned out good? it came out pretty angsty but i liked writing it a lot 😭💗