let’s goooo, doing yet another one. They are very fun to make.
Baxter is causing mass destruction and mayhem with a flying cruise ship that he definitely did not steal from anyone.
Baxter: “Mwahahaha!! Yes! Cower before me demons! Accept your doom!! You are all no match for my genius!”
A small fish-bot wearing a business tie nods along with Baxter.
#23 Fish-Bot: “I concur, Dr. Baxter. Your cognitive abilities cannot be replicated.”
#33 Fish-Bot: “You have shown those imbeciles who’s in charge of this fiery purgatory. All will fear your presence.”
Baxter nodded happily.
Baxter: “Indeed! At this rate I shall cease control of the entire east-side of the pentagram by the end of the day! And no one shall stand in my way!”
#67 Fish-Bot: “Hazzah! Three cheers for Dr. Baxter and his destructive capabilities!”
#98 Fish-Bot: “Hip Hip Horray!”
Baxter: “Hell will belong to me, and everyone shall flee in terror of the name Doctor B-“
Velvette: “Bitchboy!”
Baxter: “Wha- Hey!! Who said that?”
#45 Fish-Bot: “Twas not us Dr. Baxter. Perhaps we have an intruder on this airborn vessel?”
Baxter: “An intruder?”
Just then, a small bouncy-ball with a star on it crashes through a window and lands right between Baxter and his minions. Wait. Is the ball beeping?..oh shit.
Baxter: “ACK! Take cover!!”
Baxter jumps out of the way as the ball explodes into a cloud of…glitter?
Baxter: “COUGH COUGH- Eughh, what the fuck was that?”
Another demon stands before Baxter, glaring at him with annoyance. Next to her flies a mini drone, seemingly recording the fight.
Velvette: “What the fuck do you think you’re doing on my turf, you pompous little bitch?”
Baxter: “…What???”
Velvette: “My turf. I claimed this area already so why don’t you fuck off!”
Baxter: “What are you talking about? I claimed this side of pentagram city, not you! I appeared with a battleship and everything! All you have is a glitter bomb and an attitude!”
Velvette: “Oh if you think you’re getting an attitude now you just wait! I’ll fuck you up so hard even your own mother won’t recognize you!”
Velvette proceeded to pounce at Baxter.
Baxter: “Oh shit-“
WOO, let’s go! More Malevolent Motel thoughts! We have Valentino, Velvette, and Baxter to talk about now.
Vallllll. The MOTHMAN. The Pimp. The character everyone hates.
what if I made him more pathetic and silly like a certain spider demon.
Introducing this AU’s Valentino, a popular pornstar that has connections with Hell’s most notorious mobsters. A mob specifically run by the Overlord Angel Dust. Valentino made a deal with Angel and gave him ownership over his soul. A terrible idea! He’s found himself caught in a web he can’t escape from, after being drawn in closer to Angel like a moth to flame.
to combat the stress and anxiety he feels when around Angel or at work he turns to drugs and alcohol (like OG Angel Dust) while trying to play off everything like he doesn’t care.
He tries to bury his feelings even further by jokingly flirting with Vox and trying to get his attention…only to realize in horror that he might actually be falling for the Tv headed demon.
Velvette, one of the biggest internet influencers in Hell. Often seen live streaming herself kicking other demons asses in turf wars. She is a bitch and she’ll let you know it. She happens to be besties with Val, and they often fight together. She enjoys long walks on the beach and tearing apart other demons with her various weapons.
Baxter, a (goofy) Mad Scientist who somehow gets his hands on a flying boat and several mini robot fish. He fights for territory using chemicals he’s created during his many experiments, like acid. He hopes to one day catch the eyes of the AHC’s (This universes Vees) and become an Overlord.