Hate Crimes Md - Blog Posts
young misha looks a lot like chase from house md it's a little unsettling I'm not crazy right?????
“maybe i don’t want to push this till it breaks”
…MAYBE I DONT WANT TO PUSH THIS TILL BREAKS????? YOU MIGHTVE WELL HAVE CRAWLED OVER ON YOUR KNEES PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND START SUCKING HIS FUCKING DICK GODDAMN
I’ve just started watching House M.D and I’ve never been more happy, distraught, entertained, confused, and angry in my entire life.
“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)
Painting practice with Dr. Medical Malpractice
The funniest part about the House MD Fandom is that I've never seen a single incorrect take. Somehow every single ridiculous thing people have to say about House MD is 100% correct. Those ridiculous posts about House finding toothpicks in people's assholes? Actually happened in an episode. Some guy had bacterial vaginosis in his mouth. House himself actively says homophobic things constantly - just to piss people off, not even because it's what he actually believes - but will come home drunk and sleep in Wilson's bed and Wilson just LETS HIM DO THAT?? Nothing House says should be taken seriously unless he's giving you a diagnoses because the only person he's advocating for besides the patient is The Devil. Cuddy only wears thongs. There's a bi disaster doctor in a wheelchair at one point. 13 is just there being hot and bi for seasons. Chase is just there being hot and saying "naur". Foreman is there wishing he could punch House in the face and Chase actually DOES it at some point. Cameron makes out with House in order to drug him. NO ONE in this show is okay and they're all committing medical malpractice constantly in front of an international audience
so house
top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
House: People I NEED DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS NOW. GO
Chase:
I still can't watch it😣 it's even worse than s2 e24
what the FUCK is happening !!!!
mouse bites™
"Chat should I do a CT scan or an MRI?"
“Chat it’s NOT lupus”
have you ever had dreams so in character they scared you awake?
I was in an apartment setting up my easel, when I heard the door knock, this gruff looking twink walked in and asked me who’s him.
I look behind me to find House posing dramatically on a stool, he simply turns to the man and says, “she’s doing nude stylings of me while fully clothes”
I’m so embarrassed but House kept taking and asked the guy, “lemme guess Italian twink who’s boyfriend works for the opposing gang?” And I laughed so hard I woke up
do you think when house and wilson get married house would change his name to home?