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cried so hard during the last episode of glee my nose started bleeding
The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation
Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”
Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play
Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school
Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich
Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)
Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest
Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder
Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)
Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”
Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school
Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA
(Glee) Why did Kurt want to ban dodgeball and not slushies?
I honestly don't understand why they decided to make Kurt want to ban dodgeball out of nowhere after one incident, but not even consider banning slushies, which was literally a big part of the school's bullying problems. Idk, it's just never made any sense to me. But then again, hardly anything in this show makes sense.
finn: *getting angry*
every chair within a 5 mile radius:
according to the data provided by my tiktok for you page, about 99,9% of the human population dressed up as sue sylvester and will schuester this halloween. yes these facts can and should be trusted
when they’re both assholes that backstabbed their boyfriends, named sebastian, and have the same damn hairstyle:
vampheobes glee ship tier list
we all think dennis is the one to make mac realize he was gay but I think it was cuz mac watched glee in 2009 and something clicked
reasons why i don't ship quinn fabray and noah puckerman
1. he sexually assaulted/r*ped her.
obviously these are all in season one, but i know that quinn was cheating on finn with puck, and that was bad (yes), but he got quinn drunk on wine coolers. not only that, quinn literally told him no and he still did it. not only that, when quinn asked him about protection, he lied to her and said yes.
2. quinn is a lesbian.
lmao ik a lot of ppl will disagree on this one because it's a headcanon, but she just didn't have ANY chemistry with any of the guys, let alone puck.
3. “i think i love you puck”
keyword: think. she thinks she loves him, she doesn't truly love him.
4. puck literally slept with the woman who took quinn's baby
first of all, shelby fucking corcoran is a creep. sleeping with a student?? idk how she wasn't fired. second, he was saying all that shit to quinn... the call is coming from inside the house sir.
that's all i can think of tbh, even though there's no need for reasons 2-4 because i'm not a weirdo who ships someone with their r*pist.
reasons why santana lopez IS a lesbian
(written by a lesbian aka me)
i'm gonna start off by saying, the line “i'm attracted to girls, i'm attracted to guys” was a blatant lie. here's why:
after shagging finn in season one episode fifteen (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was ask for a burger??? like girl why was that your first thought 😭😭
also, she can be seen briefly breaking up with puck in one of the episodes (i'm not sure when) solely because he got low credit scores like wow... no sweetie, it's not “what i need AS woman”, it's “what i need IS a woman”-
she keeps telling the club that finn's kissing was not worth a buck, or that he was bad at sex. i dunno, have you considered... maybe you're not into guys??
or the fact that when she was dating sam, she wrote a whole song dissing at how big his lips were 😭
then comes blame it on the alcohol. she drunk-cried and called quinn “prettier than her”.... or when she basically made out with sam to get back at brittany for dating artie (it's pretty obvious tbh)
her basically saying that puck without the missing mohawk didn't turn her on is as good as just saying “i'm not into you, i never was”
speaking of which, when puck got to juvie (keep in mind they were sort of?? dating at that time) the first thing we see her doing is... making out with brittany, and she didn't care about that man at all. like girl, at least PRETEND to care 😭
also, look at the way she and brittany interacted in season one, she was never that loving with puck or sam (unless she was trying to make someone else jealous)
then there's her explaining how she ALWAYS cheated on the guys she dated (and never felt bad), and when it came to brittany, or dani, for that matter, she would either feel bad about cheating on them, or wouldn't cheat on them at all
my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part three; the second generation (in seasons 4-5)
part 1 & 2 here!
18. marley rose - asexual lesbian
- had more chemistry with unique than jake or ryder (or any guy for that matter) # to ME
- she and unique are girlfriends (alex confirmed it)
- didn't want to have sex when dating jake (i get some people aren't ready, but idk she just gives off ace vibes idk how to explain)
19. unique adams - trans mtf (canon) & sapphic
- dating marley (like i said, alex confirmed it)
- we never really got to see her love life that much so...
- BUT i know she likes girls
20. jake puckerman - bisexual
- i ship jake and ryder more than i ship them w/ marley lmao
- idk it just makes sense that he's bi
- (also he's jake lopez - santana's brother # to me)
21. ryder lynn - gay
- i have no explanation for this whatsoever 😭
22. kitty wilde - sapphic
- tbf, i didn't know if i should make her bi or les (because if anything, she's definitely not straight)
- i found her cute with artie so because of wildeabrams, my headcanon for her changes a lot, so i ended up sticking with sapphic 😭
- have you SEEN the heart eyes she gave quinn??? like she had such a huge crush on that girl omfg
part 4 (final part) tmr! 🫶
my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part two; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)
part one can be found here:
9. mercedes jones - pansexual
- she wore a heart necklace with the colours of the pan flag in 3x13 (heart)
- stared at santana's boobs while singing “the boy is mine”
- had hot girls wearing bikinis in her musical fantasies (as seen in “bust your windows”)???
- “finn, you look handsome, quinn you look hot” 2x20 (prom queen)
10. brittany pierce - bisexual (canon) & genderfluid
- i don't really have an explanation lmao 😭😭
11. tina cohen-chang - bisexual & non-binary
- don't really have an explanation for the nb one tbh
- tike is bi4bi because i said so
- when making out with mike in 2x06 (never been kissed), she moaned beiste's name 😭
- they also use they/she pronouns because i said so
- i think she complimented quinn's (i think) looks before i can't remember when though (she said something about her bone structure)
-also stared happily (with quinn as stated in part one) when santana and mercedes were shaking ass
- and no straight person dresses goth lmfao
12. mike chang - bisexual
- don't really have an explanation except i'm 99% sure he and matt dated in season one
13. matt rutherford - bisexual
- same as mike, i'm 99% sure they both dated in season one
14. sugar motta - lesbian
- okay first of all she's brittana's child. so she's automatically NOT straight
- she also hates men (i can tell)
- look at the lesbian flag! it fits her :)
15. rory flanagan - gay
- just look at his outfits 😭
- was literally pining after finn and sam it's so obvious
- whatever happened between him and sugar in 3x13 (heart) was all platonic because i said so
16. joe hart - asexual
- i don't really have an explanation for this tbh
17. artie abrams - bisexual
- he literally said sam turned him on in 3x08 (hold on to sixteen)
- literally said david martinez's smile is cute like sir??? okay...
- because kevin said so
part 3 consisting of s4-5 characters 😍🫶 (also i couldn't add anymore pics 😭)
part 3!
my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part one; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)
1. rachel berry - bisexual
- she basically admires quinn
- calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time
- lea michele herself ships both faberry and pezberry
- this post
2. finn hudson - bisexual
- i don't really have an explanation for this except; “that was so gay” in artie's musical fantasy (i think) and “that's an image that i can never get out of my mind” when he saw sam as a stripper... like okay....
3. quinn fabray - lesbian
- literally drew [REDACTED] pictures of rachel on the bathroom walls
- LITERALLY f worded santana (twice, i might add)
-“i've always wondered what it would be like with a woman”
- “rosario, you are killing it in that dress”
- the entirety of 4x14 (i do)
- she literally stared at santana and mercedes while they were shaking ass in river deep mountain high (smiling happily i might add)
- joe: i've never met anyone who's gay // quinn: oh i guarantee you have (so... you?)
- the entirety of “it's a man's man's man's world”, need i say more?
- when rachel told her she and finn were getting married, she said “you can't”... why? cause you wanna marry her?
- dianna wore a “likes girls” shirt on tour once (should be enough to convince you that girly in fact ISN'T straight)
4. santana lopez - lesbian
- well i know this is canon but since i see A LOT of people (on AO3 especially) trying to erase her sexuality, here's me explaining why she IS in fact a lesbian (i am a lesbian too so don't fight me on this)
- she did not give out “mixed signals” on the show. i know she said she was attracted to both girls and guys in 2x15 (sexy), but that part was obviously a blatant lie. after f wording finn in 1x15 (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was to ask for a burger, like girly... really??
- she also cheated on literally every guy she dated (with mostly brittany), i mean come on if a guy did a good job to her, she wouldn't even think of cheating (i don't think so at least)
- she had more chemistry with any of the girls than any of the guys she dated/in the new directions
5. sam evans - bisexual
- idk if any of you guys knew this but he was actually originally introduced as kurt's love interest on the show, so.... 🤨
- also NO straight guy would take the time to do a whole macaroni portrait of another guy (as seen in 4x17; guilty pleasures)
- blaine literally developed a crush on him idk
6. kurt hummel - gay (,non-binary and asexual)
- alright no explanation needed for his sexuality, it's canon
-also i do not actually have an explanation for his nb headcanon... i read about it once and just went with it lmao
- i do however have an explanation for the ace headcanon, in 2x15 (sexy), he said he didn't like hearing about the sex talk burt and blaine both tried to give him, and to be fair, he seems asexual
7. blaine anderson - gay
- no explanation needed, it's canon
8. noah puckerman - pansexual
- he will literally shag anyone and everyone LMFAO
prt 2 coming soon cuz i can't add more photos lmao 😭
part two!
